introduce yourself

[golden arhat]

i say
that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
we say a little about are selves

our real names (first only)

where we are from (the real names of the places)

our ages (real ones)

children we have

religion

style we train in

and things we really enjoy


ok GO

me 1st


fred

i'm from london but i live in manchester UK

i'm 16

no kids

i'm a buddhist

i'm an mma guy in the literal sense of the word


i love playing bass and martial arts obviously

[BruceSteveRoy]

i say
that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
we say a little about are selves

our real names (first only)

where we are from (the real names of the places)

our ages (real ones)

children we have

religion

style we train in

and things we really enjoy

ok GO


steve, maryland (US), 28, no kids that i know of, confused, hung fut and BJJ, i like playing guitar, writing, martial arts going to the gym, Football (watching) and video games (not necessarily in that order).

[lkfmdc]

Hello, my name is slim shady

according to "myspace" I am 99 (but I am really older)

I live in NY (which explains much)

I sacrifice goats during a full moon the Baal

I really enjoy the goat sacrifices, but I think the ritual orgy afterwards is my real favorite

[BruceSteveRoy]

Hello, my name is slim shady

according to "myspace" I am 99 (but I am really older)

I live in NY (which explains much)

I sacrifice goats during a full moon the Baal

I really enjoy the goat orgy afterwards. it is my real favorite

fixed :p

Filler

[RonH]

we say a little about are selves

* our real names (first only) - Big-G God

* where we are from (the real names of the places) - Lots of different places. It's been so long, I don't care to remember them all.

* our ages (real ones) - Older than dirt.

* children we have - Being God, everyone is my child.

* religion - The Church of RonH. Everyone's invited, except people that $uck.

* style we train in - Taijiquan's warrior school of thought, not the pacifist one.

* and things we really enjoy - Being and staying limp, but everyone knows that already. Oh, and looking good in brown, lambskin leather blazers. Beat that, PETA people.

[golden arhat]

we say a little about are selves

* our real names (first only) - Big-G God

* where we are from (the real names of the places) - Lots of different places. It's been so long, I don't care to remember them all.

* our ages (real ones) - Older than dirt.

* children we have - Being God, everyone is my child.

* religion - The Church of RonH. Everyone's invited, except people that $uck.

* style we train in - Taijiquan's warrior school of thought, not the pacifist one.

* and things we really enjoy - Being and staying limp, but everyone knows that already. Oh, and looking good in brown, lambskin leather blazers. Beat that, PETA people.





DEAR GOD




STOP MAKING JOKES


seriously ur not funny

AT ALL

[RonH]

The only ones that were jokes was my name and the children thing.

[SaintSage]

I'm Brant, and I'm an alcoholic....

Whoops, wrong meeting...

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

our real names (first only) - Ikenburg hicklepop...but you can call me Nick or John

where we are from (the real names of the places) - I am from a state of confusion

our ages (real ones) - I am an age

children we have - Not sure, it is rumored to be many.

religion - I am a Pastafanarian and attend the Church of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster regularly RAmen!!!! http://www.venganza.org/

style we train in - I train with Style! LOTS of Style!!

and things we really enjoy - Well, for those of you who follow, you will know I enjoy crazy women who are good in bed, but ultimately use me for $ex and leave me when they are done making me crazy....then I start long multipage threads here crying about my woes.

[golden arhat]

our real names (first only) - Ikenburg hicklepop...but you can call me Nick or John

where we are from (the real names of the places) - I am from a state of confusion

our ages (real ones) - I am an age

children we have - Not sure, it is rumored to be many.

religion - I am a Pastafanarian and attend the Church of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster regularly RAmen!!!! http://www.venganza.org/

style we train in - I train with Style! LOTS of Style!!

and things we really enjoy - Well, for those of you who follow, you will know I enjoy crazy women who are good in bed, but ultimately use me for $ex and leave me when they are done making me crazy....then I start long multipage threads here crying about my woes.




see ron

u could learn from this guy



can we spell H U M O U R ?

[BruceSteveRoy]

can we spell H U M O U R ?

yes H U M O R. you silly brits with your extra vowels ;)

[RonH]

Can you spell 'use the d@mned caps function at the beginning of new sentences'? Are you familiar with 'proper spelling of words, not the texting shorthand of them'? Your posts are normally not long at all. And long posts still aren't an excuse for bad spelling, bad grammar or the improper use of a comma.

[golden arhat]

Can you spell 'use the d@mned caps function at the beginning of new sentences'? Are you familiar with 'proper spelling of words, not the texting shorthand of them'? Your posts are normally not long at all. And long posts still aren't an excuse for bad spelling, bad grammar or the improper use of a comma.

its correct in both at least in the british microsoft word it is

and seeing as we invented this language u can shut up about spelling


u arent funny ron

well at least not when u try to be

[BruceSteveRoy]

lol next you'll try to tell us that mold is spelled mould and that color is spelled colour. :D

[golden arhat]

lol next you'll try to tell us that mold is spelled mould and that color is spelled colour. :D

**** me and my english classes



and yeah apparently ron didnt get my joke :D

[RonH]

I forgot to mention the proper use on ending symbols, like the period. Given that I am british, your use of 'we', in the context of excluding me, is ridiculous. And I refuse to believe that even the british version of MW would say that is correct. Not with it actually being a properly functioning program.


lol next you'll try to tell us that mold is spelled mould and that color is spelled colour. :D

I think it might be why he spells 'you' with just the letter 'u'.

[David Jamieson]

sorry bud, but you are asking for waaaaaayyyy too much information.

most of that stuff is none of your business. no offense.

[BruceSteveRoy]

i think if we are going to turn this in to a spelling/grammar debate it is in the best interest of all of us to call on a professional. i vote for RD. anyone second?

[golden arhat]

I forgot to mention the proper use on ending symbols, like the period. Given that I am british, your use of 'we', in the context of excluding me, is ridiculous. And I refuse to believe that even the british version of MW would say that is correct. Not with it actually being a properly functioning program.



I think it might be why he spells 'you' with just the letter 'u'.



yeah u didnt get my joke mate

and yeah u wonder why i dont refer to you as british
i'm sure u could think of a reason why

[golden arhat]

i think if we are going to turn this in to a spelling/grammar debate it is in the best interest of all of us to call on a professional. i vote for RD. anyone second?

theres no point

ppl no tht i abreviat 2 save time i is perfekly undersandables
e is jus bein a pedantick prck

wat do i care its not lik his opinons are valued or valid

:D

[golden arhat]

sorry bud, but you are asking for waaaaaayyyy too much information.

most of that stuff is none of your business. no offense.

wait


isnt it on ur myspace ?

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

i think if we are going to turn this in to a spelling/grammar debate it is in the best interest of all of us to call on a professional. i vote for RD. anyone second?

Reply]
LOL!!! You guys can probably tell exactly what day, and even hour I switched to Fire Fox and it's built in spell check just by reading my posts!!

[lkfmdc]

I am optimistic, I still hold onto the hope that one day the British will learn to speak and write proper English, you know, like we have in the United States.....

[David Jamieson]

I am optimistic, I still hold onto the hope that one day the British will learn to speak and write proper English, you know, like we have in the United States..... lol

you know what, the americans took the "U" out of Favour, Colour, Enamour, Flavour, and many other words. Not because it was difficult to spell, but simply because americans don't like u.

hahahaha.

[golden arhat]

lol

you know what, the americans took the "U" out of Favour, Colour, Enamour, Flavour, and many other words. Not because it was difficult to spell, but simply because americans don't like u.

hahahaha.

lol thats so awesome

[lkfmdc]

in cases where the "u" is Canadian, that is definitely the case, but we needed someone who was willing to populate frozen northlands and we also still get a kick out of "eh"

[Mr Punch]

sorry bud, but you are asking for waaaaaayyyy too much information.

most of that stuff is none of your business. no offense.LOL,

Name: James Bond

Birthplace: classified.

Age: classified...

lighten up you pretentious tit! You didn't have to answer. ;p

Mat Hill,
forgotten what we're supposed to put...
:o

:D

[Fox]

i say
that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
we say a little about are selves

our real names (first only)

where we are from (the real names of the places)

our ages (real ones)

children we have

religion

style we train in

and things we really enjoy


ok GO

me 1st


fred

i'm from london but i live in manchester UK

i'm 16

no kids

i'm a buddhist

i'm an mma guy in the literal sense of the word


i love playing bass and martial arts obviously


Tom Fox

I am from Oklahoma, but have lived overseas and a few places in the states

male 53

Between my wife and I we have 6 kids, just adpoted two

I have trained in to many styles to list on here (trained where I could, depending on where I was living at the time ).

Baptist

Own a MA school ( Instructor )

My grandmaster is in my sig, GM Littlesun as of now

Anything else just pm me

[Mr Punch]

i say
that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
we say a little about are selves Yeah, I don't really care about that so much, but it's a questionnaire even I can answer! :D

Mat

Birmingham, England, UK, live in Tokyo.

35

Daughter, Eleanor, 4 months old.

Humanistic, secular Buddhist and Daoist leanings.

TMMA!
Nothing regular anymore (see 'Daughter, Eleanor, 4 months old') - wing chun (multi lineage group - don't care for arguments - just train), MMA (not so often at all these days but was trained by pro-shooto guy in Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling, JJ), kendo, aikido, aikijutus-based koryu (mostly internals - these last three are also very sporadic), TKD for kicks, a tiny touch of capoeira to keep myself guessing!

Enjoy MA of course, reading anything (esp factual, biographical), watching movies, spending time with my wife and baby, herb gardening on my balcony, non-MA specific training (swimming, running sprints and distance, cycling hard, weights, HIIT, bagwork), Halo 2 on XBox, learning Japanese software on DS.

[Chosen-frozen]

Dave

Age 40 ( Oh dear Lord somebody shoot me. I`M 40!! WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!!)

Born in Northern Ohio (US), currently living in Sapporo Japan

I`m LDS (Mormon)

I have 2 beautiful step daughters Natsumi and Satomi (21 & 20, I`ve occationally offered to trade them for a really good snowblower but the wife doesn`t want to break up the set....consecutive serial numbers you know.)

Let`s see, Mostly Southern Shaolin but I`ve dabbled a few years in Isshin Ryu and Kyokushin Kai Karate, Tai Chi, Silat, and Arnis

I teach Jr High and Highschool English.

I love cooking, woodworking, and Ohio State Football

[David Jamieson]

myspace?

nope, don't use it.

[RonH]

yeah u didnt get my joke mate

It wasn't bothering me that you put Us in your words. The internet is still not a place where the rules of proper English are thrown out the window all for the chance of saving 6 d@mned seconds per post.

If you're worried about saving 6 stupid seconds every time you post, your life is fu@ked up. You need to change something.


and yeah u wonder why i dont refer to you as british

Because my teeth aren't misshapened and I was raised on much healthier food than dry rot?


i'm sure u could think of a reason why

You regularly give me more than plenty, so I've got no reason to come up with any on my own.

[sunfist]

Hello, my name is sunfist and I am a troll.

The vast majority of requested information would, of course, not be appropriate given my trolling persona. However I suppose its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that :)

[Iron_Eagle_76]

Real Name: Delbert

Age: 72

Children: 3 with my cousin and 2 with my half sister

Religion: I worship corn stalks

Style: Non lubrication pump style

Hobbies: Beating old people, cripples, small animals, and making love to women who outweigh me by 100 pounds.

[BM2]

Can you spell 'use the d@mned caps function at the beginning of new sentences'? Are you familiar with 'proper spelling of words, not the texting shorthand of them'? Your posts are normally not long at all. And long posts still aren't an excuse for bad spelling, bad grammar or the improper use of a comma.


Shouldn't it be poor spelling, poor grammar ?

[MasterKiller]

so just let me introduce myself...

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

[RonH]

Shouldn't it be poor spelling, poor grammar ?

Eh, 'bad' is good enough.

[xcakid]

i say
that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
we say a little about are selves

our real names (first only)

where we are from (the real names of the places)

our ages (real ones)

children we have

religion

style we train in

and things we really enjoy




Al

Born in the Phillipines. Came to the US when I was 5yo. Grew up in S.F. CA. Then spent 16 in SoCal(orange County area) Relocated to Dallas, TX. However, I was in the military so I have been in quite a few other places.

39 (thirties are the new 20's :p )

No children that I know of. Like I said, I was in the military and have been in a few places.

Non practicing Catholic

Currently train in Traditional Long Fist and Arnis.

Enjoy collecting firearms. Various pistol, rifle and shotgun tactical shooting comps. Going clubbing. Reading mainly science fiction fantasy. Skydiving. Posting on a forum or three.

[BruceSteveRoy]

Reading mainly science fiction fantasy.

what authors do you read?

[bodhitree]

Scott

26

Pittsburgh PA (Steelers country)

Practice Judo and BJJ, some striking on the side but I don't recieve any instruction for it.

children: none (thank god)

religion: None (thank science)

things i enjoy: weight training, reading, studying languages (mandarin and spanish), watching football (American Football of course), and being lazy

[bodhitree]

couldn't we all have just clicked "view profile"?

[xcakid]

what authors do you read?

Terry Goodkind
Robert Jordan
RA Salvatore
Don Basinthwaite
David Drake

Mainly D&D genre accounting for 85-90% of the books I read.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

I do not have my religion listed on my profile.

[lkfmdc]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made **** sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[Iron_Eagle_76]

I think we should enter Ross and MasterKiller in that new game show, Don't forget the lyrics. I think you guys would own!:D

[SPJ]

our real names (first only)

where we are from (the real names of the places)

our ages (real ones)

children we have

religion

style we train in

and things we really enjoy



1. yuan tong (buddhist name).

2. Taipei, Taiwan, now resident of so cal.

3. mid 40

4. 2.

5. tibetan buddhism/christian/daoism.

6. northern styles.

7. swimming, boating and water sports.

:)

[BruceSteveRoy]

Terry Goodkind
Robert Jordan
RA Salvatore
Don Basinthwaite
David Drake

Mainly D&D genre accounting for 85-90% of the books I read.

cool. yeah i have read some of r.a. slavatore's stuff. and the dragon lance books by weiss and hickman but that is all i have read from the D&D genre. you should read terry pratchett. that dude is a genius. i have been meaning to get in to robert jordan's WOT series but i heard the first 3 books were good and then from there it was slow and extrememly boring. so i have been putting it off. but yeah other than pratchett i like robert e. howard, tolkien, pullman, and a few others.

[TenTigers]

TENTIGERS

Hard,Candy Shell,
Soft, Chewy Inside

Online now!
50-no,40-year-old man
New York, United States

seeking women-18-80,blind,crippled, or crazy, if they can't walk, drag'em.

within 30 feet of New York

Relationships: Unchained

Have Kids: probably yours

Want Kids: Keep'em

Ethnicity: Jewish-the other white meat

Body Type: 4-dr sedan

Height: Above it All

Religion: Bow Down Before Zod!

Smoke: After Sex (cuz I looked)

Drink: Only to excess

About me and wh I'm looking for
____________________________________

I'm the kind of guy who knows what he wants, and what kind of rubber to dress her in. I am very easy-going, and only argue when I know I'm right,which is all the time. I enjoy a good joke, if it's at someone else's expense. I find joy in the simplest of things,such as fire, kittens (on fire),babies(on fire)clowns(on fire)
I have a thirst for knowledge, and beer. I like a woman who is a beautiful,nymphomaniac,doctor,heiress,pole dancer,who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch,owns her own kneepads, and has a father who owns a liquor store.

About Me
_____________________________________

Hair: Dyed

Eyes Two

Best Feature "Little Rikki"

Body art: see above

Sports Sniping

Exercise habits: Aerobic sniping

Daily diet: I will eat your young

Interests: Sniping,

Education: Some kindergarten

Occupation: Sponge

Income: Yours

Language: The Universal Language of Love

Politics: Megalomaniac

Sign: Yield

My Place: Your place

Pets I have: Peeves

Pets I like: Your sister


About my date:
_________________________________________

Hair: Brazillian Wax

Eyes: On me at all times

Height: Facing "Little Rikki"

Body Type: Slammin'

Languages: STFU

Ethicity: female

Faith: in me

Education: I will educate you

Job: Love Slave

Income: Enough to support me

Have Kids: Mine

Want kids: Mine

Turn-ons: Me,and only me

Turn-offs: Disobediance

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

LOL!!!

INCOME - Yours!!!!

I love it!! I am changing my Match profile to say that!!!

[RonH]

couldn't we all have just clicked "view profile"?

No.

It wasn't complicated enough for golden arhat. He needed an entire thread that runs for multiple pages on the issue.

[golden arhat]

:D
so just let me introduce myself...

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance



BEST POST EVER!!


apart from my any holes a goal post of course

[Shaolinlueb]

name : adam
age: 26
interests: breaking fingers and curb stomping :p

[Lucas]

i say
that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
we say a little about are selves

our real names (first only)

where we are from (the real names of the places)

our ages (real ones)

children we have

religion

style we train in

and things we really enjoy


ok GO

me 1st


fred

i'm from london but i live in manchester UK

i'm 16

no kids

i'm a buddhist

i'm an mma guy in the literal sense of the word


i love playing bass and martial arts obviously


name: on my account

place of residence: on my account

children: none of my personal spawn have yet broken forth onto this plain....

religion: i do not belong to any religion, though i am religious to an extent, this being wholey on a personal level of spiritualism.

styles: I train under Sifu Gregory Fong, for Chen style Taijiquan. I also train in a few "external" styles of CMA. Northern Longfist, Southern Tiger/Crane, Traditional Shaolin Xiaohongquan and Dahongquan sets, the latter being my focus on my "external" training. I also am known to mix in a bit of modern wushu, dont do routines anymore, just things like jumping kicks, and other acrobatics, though of no focus this is only for fun now and to keep the skills there.

Enjoyments: aside from kungfu, i enjoy sleeping, eating, giving / receiving massages (females only please) and getting my hump on.

[xcakid]

cool. yeah i have read some of r.a. slavatore's stuff. and the dragon lance books by weiss and hickman but that is all i have read from the D&D genre. you should read terry pratchett. that dude is a genius. i have been meaning to get in to robert jordan's WOT series but i heard the first 3 books were good and then from there it was slow and extrememly boring. so i have been putting it off. but yeah other than pratchett i like robert e. howard, tolkien, pullman, and a few others.

Jordan can get wordy at time. Describing surroundings, scenarios, etc. But a good read nevertheless. He created a new world, so that is expected I suppose.

Before tackling Jordan, give Terry Goodkind a shot. Sword of Truth series is amazing. Has a bit of a political poke to it too, which I enjoy.

I will have to take a look at Pretchett. I need a book to tie me over till the last installment of Sword of Truth Series comes out in Nov from Goodkind. :)

[Lucas]

Jordan is DA BOMB

ive read his entire WOT series....two times.

I also have all of his Conan works, second only to Howard.

if you like jordan or howard check out michael moorc0ck for some nice sword and sorcery stuff.

[BruceSteveRoy]

pratchett's stuff is fantasy humor. He has created this entire universe that is utterly absurd. If you like the sort of humor that douglas adams has in his hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy series you will appreciate pratchett. the first two books are the light fantastic and the color of magic. they are a good introduction into the world but after that there is no order to the stories. they are all just random tales of the happeneings on discworld.

[BruceSteveRoy]

Jordan is DA BOMB

ive read his entire WOT series....two times.

I also have all of his Conan works, second only to Howard.

if you like jordan or howard check out michael moorc0ck for some nice sword and sorcery stuff.

didnt he do the storm bringer series? if so i have heard good things about his stuff.

[Lucas]

ya stormbringer.

The Elric Saga

real good stuff, quite unique.

[TenTigers]

Johnny!
Jay-Jay!
Annette!

[Judge Pen]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made **** sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah


Sh!t, you stole my lyrics! People can say a lot of stuff about you Dave, but at least you have good musical taste!

[Judge Pen]

Ben

Knoxville, Tennessee

32

1 child, Autumn, age 10 months

Open minded Christian

Shaolin-Do for 18 years, and I've played around with other CMA, jijitsu and aikido from time to time.

My wife and family, American Football, movies, camping, Madden football, good bourbon, etc.

[TenTigers]

JP is a "Good Christian" and his favoreite song is "Sympathy for the Devil?":eek:


(No wonder he does Shaolin-Do);)

[Judge Pen]

JP is a "Good Christian" and his favoreite song is "Sympathy for the Devil?":eek:

(No wonder he does Shaolin-Do);)

I said "open minded Christian." I didn't say I was a very good one.

[TenTigers]

doh!:eek::D

[Mr Punch]

Terry Pratchett is pretty d@mn funny. I do think that they're kind of 'read one - read them all' but they're so funny, if you've got time for light diversion(takes a day or two to read) they're spot-on.

Moor**** wrote some of the best fantasy fiction and some of the worst. The Elric, Stormbringer, Dorian Hawkmoon (forget the name of that series), Corum series etc are fine reads.

[Mr Punch]

Moor

C

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Mothferucking censors.

[bodhitree]

Moor

C

O

C

K

Mothferucking censors.

the censors are right, i don't want to know you want more c0ck:D

[Mr Punch]

I couldn't have more if I tried... neither the trews nor the medical science exist...! :eek: :D

[BlueTravesty]

Travis (not my first name, but it's the one I go by.)

Brandon, FL... Mercilessly Sunny, Relentlessly Hot Florida.

25 laps around the sun so far.

None yet- wife and I are waiting.

Practicing Christian ("Practicing" 'cuz I still have yet to get it right.)

Until last year, I was training in MyJhong Law Horn. My favorite style so far. Also have a smidgeon of Shorin-Ryu karate training from when I was a wee one. My Current style is Workout-Ryu Excercise-jitsu-ken-muhn-do-pai... uhhh, quan?

Spending time with the wife, reading (fantasy, history, manga, and whatever I happen to come upon.) indulging my culinary curiosity, excercising, martial arts, and trying to whittle down some RPG or another when I have the chance. Other than that, trying to spend what little free time I have in a vain attempt to piece together the sanity I lose every day at work.

I have to agree- Jordan and Pratchett are awesome. I'll have to check out Moorec0ck sometime. I think George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series is good, but it can go overboard sometimes. I hardly think of myself as a prude, but I think Martin has to lay of the viagra... or cialis or whatever.

[DPL]

Dave

Oak Ridge, TN (home of the Atomic Crotch Kick)

38 but I've pretty much completely forgotten everything between 22 and 28

Son, George, five and invincible

Practicing Heretic

Shaolin-Do for a while now, lately just because it makes everyone so angry. Shorin-Ryu before that, American Karate before that, school wrestling team before that, and light-saber fighting before that.

Playing music, chess, hiking/animal watching, comedy, long, romantic walks by the beach, paying very close attention to anything with Scarlet Johannson in it

Agreed wholeheartedly on the post about Jordan being second only to Howard with the Conan books. Also agreed that he bogs himself down in the WoT series but he's still a h3ll of a writer. Goodkind is okay. Pratchett is very good but still not as funny as Douglas Adams - if you've never read Adams' Last Chance to See, it's excellent.

Just randomly picked up a book called the Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse by Rankin which has turned out to be a pretty pleasant read so far.

[monkeyfoot]

Name - Craig Drummond

where we are from - Peterborough/London, England

our ages - 21

children we have - been with my g/f 6 years but none just yet

religion - I'd like to say taoist (not religious taoism) but I dont take it much further than reading.

style we train in - 7 * Mantis, did 3 years of wing chun, ashtanga yoga, cross train other bits off friends - muay thai, wushu/flips n stuff

and things we really enjoy - travelling (esp far east), drawing, industrial design, 3.D computer modelling, photoshop, food, CMA of course, computers, philosophy, reading wikipedia :D

[Lucas]

im totally going to have to pick up some of these titles you guys have been putting here.

i just finished reading this

http://www.amazon.com/Faded-Sun-Trilogy-C-Cherryh/dp/customer-reviews/0886778697

its sci fi, but really cool. kind of has some martial arts aspect to it as well. in an alien race being so bad ass they play catch with daggers kind of way.

[BruceSteveRoy]

my favorite sci fi book, is probably ender's game. but i dont really read a lot of sci fi novels.

[Jow_Ga]

My name is Hank

live in Va.

13

no kids

Train in jow ga kung fu

I like Video games and fighting


Im Catholic

[Yao Sing]

My name is RJ Johnson, but you can call me Ray, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ

Ah, it was only funny the first time.

David, not Dave

The Longwood hood, central Florida

Just turned 43, ok 47, well actually 50 something but I play 40 - 50

2 kids, er, adults (over 30, both)

pedestrian, sometimes

CMA based, currently David Fu (Lao Pai Quan) but background in street, Kenpo, TKD, Shotokan, Crane, Mantis, CLF and Wah Lum

hot chicks (don't we all), computers, robotics, MA (of course), hot chicks, firearms, acting/stunt fighting, wasting time on KFM

[Eddie]

Eddie (well, its Eddie for short)

Johannesburg South Africa

32

1 Boy – 6 years old

Choy Lay Fut, Tai Shing Pek Kwa, San Shou

Chinese Martial Arts and all this jazz, I like mixing music (club DJ), Electronic music, Electro Industrial, EBM,Techno, Trance, Electro goth, dancing, Off road motorcycling, my wife and my son.

[~Vicious Dragon]

[QUOTE=golden arhat;794574]i say
that as a way to kind of get to know each other rather than just being names on a screen
we say a little about are selves

our real names (first only)

where we are from (the real names of the places)

our ages (real ones)

children we have

religion

style we train in

and things we really enjoy



ok, my real name i Devan,

i am from colorado but born in hong kong (military dad)

i am 15 (june) year of the monkey

no children

moms side of family is Christian and dad's is Catholic (isn't that something)

past styles:
4-6 Karate
7-two months later Muay Thai
9-10 Judo
11-14 Tae Kwon Do (traditional, not the sport)

I have studied deeply, the philosophy of Jeet Kune Do, and i am gonna use it for all the styles i learn in the future.

right now I am not in any school, but I am going to look at the Wah Lum school in denver this friday, and i am going to most probably join there.


I enjoy:
philosophy, MARTIAL ARTS (it's my passion and life) Break Dancing, ahnging out with friends, music, training, meditating, eating, having fun with family

[BruceSteveRoy]

Terry Goodkind
Robert Jordan
RA Salvatore
Don Basinthwaite
David Drake

Mainly D&D genre accounting for 85-90% of the books I read.

Dude robert jordan died today

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20824649/

[Lucas]

Dude robert jordan died today

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20824649/

man, and i thought i was already having a bad day....now its just plain rotten.

dude, that makes me so sad.

i hope i am not to selfish to wish that the WOT series will still be finished and published.....

sad, sad day indeed.

:(

[xcakid]

man, and i thought i was already having a bad day....now its just plain rotten.

dude, that makes me so sad.

i hope i am not to selfish to wish that the WOT series will still be finished and published.....

sad, sad day indeed.

:(

Sad day indeed. He is a great author. About as good as Tolkien in his creation of a new world. However, I kinda expected it. He has made several trip to John Hopkins in order to stave off this disease. Based on his blogs it leaves him drained.

He had also mentioned that all of the WOT is written down on paper. Guess if someone can decipher all of the different papers its written on and put it together. The books can be finished. As I understand it there are only 1 or 2 left in the series.

[Oso]

Jordan can get wordy at time. Describing surroundings, scenarios, etc. But a good read nevertheless. He created a new world, so that is expected I suppose.

Before tackling Jordan, give Terry Goodkind a shot. Sword of Truth series is amazing. Has a bit of a political poke to it too, which I enjoy.

I will have to take a look at Pretchett. I need a book to tie me over till the last installment of Sword of Truth Series comes out in Nov from Goodkind. :)

i couldn't read past the third book in WOT...boring as hell.

Pratchett's first several are generally all good. From there he is hit or miss. He got "Xanthitis" ;) I recommend "Small Gods" and "Feet of Clay".

I'm rereading Joel Rosengerg's Keeper's of the Hidden Ways series which is out of print I think but worth finding in a used book store.

and for god sakes, if anyone hasn't read the Paladin of Shadow's series by John Ringo...get thee to a bookstore now!!! The first, "Ghost" just came out in paperback. These books are effing awesome but you must have at least a slightly right lean politically.

[Lucas]

ya, he was right at the end basically. I figured he had most of it all written by now, what with how extended its become (was suppose to end on book 9 way back when....he went a little overboard :D)

[Oso]

RIP. That's sad. A student of mine, a 20 year old, has that same disease. His mom died of it. Not cool.

I always figured I'd get back to the WOT when I was old and bedridden...

[unkokusai]

Let's see, I started wrestling when I was 7, and have been doing that ever since. After college I decided to head over to China and see what was going on over there. Got a job in Xi'an and studied taijiquan and KF there for two years (when not working, of course). Also found the provincial wrestling team and worked out regularly with them while I was there. Met some nice folks there, including some Japanese teachers. They were so nice in fact that when my contract was up I headed over to Japan and got a job there. A few jobs actually. Was there off and on for about three years I guess. Practiced kendo, nihon kempo, and aikido while I was there. Also found a local wrestling club and worked out with them. Also ran into assorted other folks studying this and that and worked out with them when we had time. One guy was a WC guy, a few others were ninjutsu guys (got to jump into a practice with Hatsumi sensei once) some were K-1 fighters, some were judoka, all sorts of folks. Back in the States I've kept on wrestling (of course) and done a little of this and that as time and work allow. I've worked out and sparred with TKD, taekkyon, boxing, MMA, BJJ, WC, ninjutsu, American kempo, san shou, etc. whatever I could try my hand at. But wrestling is always my main thing.

We usually spend a week or two in Kyoto each year if we can, to visit family, and work takes me to Korea and China every now and again (but there's usually no time for 'training' on such trips).

[Mr Punch]

Let's see, I started wrestling when I was 7, and have been doing that ever since. After college I decided to head over to China and see what was going on over there. Got a job in Xi'an and studied taijiquan and KF there for two years (when not working, of course). Also found the provincial wrestling team and worked out regularly with them while I was there. Met some nice folks there, including some Japanese teachers. They were so nice in fact that when my contract was up I headed over to Japan and got a job there. A few jobs actually. Was there off and on for about three years I guess. Practiced kendo, nihon kempo, and aikido while I was there. Also found a local wrestling club and worked out with them. Also ran into assorted other folks studying this and that and worked out with them when we had time. One guy was a WC guy, a few others were ninjutsu guys (got to jump into a practice with Hatsumi sensei once) some were K-1 fighters, some were judoka, all sorts of folks. Back in the States I've kept on wrestling (of course) and done a little of this and that as time and work allow. I've worked out and sparred with TKD, taekkyon, boxing, MMA, BJJ, WC, ninjutsu, American kempo, san shou, etc. whatever I could try my hand at. But wrestling is always my main thing.

We usually spend a week or two in Kyoto each year if we can, to visit family, and work takes me to Korea and China every now and again (but there's usually no time for 'training' on such trips).I KNEW IT! Unkokusai is human! :D

All it would take would be for you to express another interest besides acidic net forum posting and wrestling and you'd be positively metrosexual! :p

If ever you're in Tokyo with a couple of hours to spare (highly unlikely I know) we'll hook up and you can show me just how badly my grappling sucks... don't worry, even if it's in a couple of years my grappling's still gonna suck...

[Mr Punch]

BTW chaps, the best ever fantasy book is 'Grendel' by John Gardner. Well, I liked it anyway. :)

[unkokusai]

If ever you're in Tokyo with a couple of hours to spare (highly unlikely I know) we'll hook up and you can show me just how badly my grappling sucks... don't worry, even if it's in a couple of years my grappling's still gonna suck...


LOL! You got it! I'll let you know next time I'm there, although my usual hang is Kyoto.

[Mr Punch]

LOL! You got it! I'll let you know next time I'm there, although my usual hang is Kyoto.Sweet! And in return, I'll... er... I'll... I'll show The Real Wing Chun (TM)!

Yep, even with all your uber wrestling skills, you won't be able to take me down... for at least another 5th of a second longer than The Unreal __ng __n.

Er, I'll think of something.

[Yao Sing]

Don't know if my next trip out of country will be China or Japan but if it's Japan I'll holler at ya.

The guy I travel with plus the guy we visit (in Kobe) are into cutting and want to travel to Tokyo to visit Hataya Sensei (sp?). I'm not into it myself so I'll be looking for someone to visit.

There was a CLF guy out there that used to post. Got to dig out his name (getting old suxors) but I think he has schools in Tokyo and Yokohama. You know him?

[unkokusai]

Chain punch serving shots of Jameson's at me has proven an effective technique in the past. :o:cool:

[DPL]

Dude robert jordan died today

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20824649/

Well that just f*ckin sucks.