Yo momma!

[Mr Punch]

Let the festivities begin... the no-blood spilt 21st century challenge thread!

Let me set the ball rolling...

Royal Dragon: Yo mamma so stoopid she gave birth to you!

[NJM]

Yo momma's so fat that when she had her liposuction, world hunger was put to an end.

[Mr Punch]

Yo momma so stank her gas is global warming.

[planetwc]

Ok these are just awful. I must put a stop to it.

Watch this instead...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776756

[Mr Punch]

Ok these are just awful. I must put a stop to it.

Watch this instead...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776756

Bah, yo momma so stoopid she got Ernie's hand up her ass!

[golden arhat]

yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

[xcakid]

Yo momma is so fat, her high school photo had to be an aerial photograph.

Yo momma so fat, when she walking around wearing heels. She strikes oil.

[bawang]

yo mama takes a bath at Seaworld!

yo mama screwed more black men than FEMA!

yo mama's poonany so big, you have to use googleearth to find her g spot.

and


yo mama's feet smell like a bag of doritos!!

[NJM]

Yo momma's so fat, the restraunts in town have signs that say:

"Maximum Capacity: 380 persons or yo momma"

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

Yo Mammmm so fat you have to dial 2 area codes to phone her!!!

[bodhitree]

yo mama so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers

[NJM]

Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo momma's so stupid that when she tried to pay attention, she flexed her arms.

[brothernumber9]

Yo momma has no neck and uses head & shoulders.

[Doc Stier]

Yo momma's so FAT that when she wears her Malcom X t-shirt, rescue helicopters try to land on her back! :D

http://www.spaceboos.com/Momma_Insults/images/yo_momma_fat1.gif

Doc

[sunfist]

Yo mamma so dumb she sold the car to buy gas.

[hskwarrior]

yo mamma's soooo fat everytime she turns around its her birthday......


yo mamma's hair is sooooo short she rolls it with rice.....................


yo mamma got 11 titties with leather nipples............

yo mamma's got three teeth, 1 in her mouth and two in her pocket


yo mamma's so old she started a food fight at the last supper........

yo mamma's so old she owes jesus some money

[brothernumber9]

yo momma's got no toes and complains her flip flops don't fit.

Yo momma's got one arm and swims in a circle.

[Ronin maximus]

Yo mamma so fat...

when I humped her I got my a$$ cut by the ceiling fan

[Water Dragon]

yo mama so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

[Ronin maximus]

Yo mamma's breath smell like Darth Vader's cod piece.

[xcakid]

You momma is so dumb, she did not leave the shower for days cause the instruction on the shampoo said to repeat.

[doug maverick]

yo mamma so dumb she got hit by an ice cream trunk and got up and asked for sprinkles.

[Ronin maximus]

Yo' momma so bada$$, she humped The Predator "Brokeback Mountain" style.



Against his will.

[Chosen-frozen]

Yo mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!

She stepped in front of my car, and when I swerved to miss the b***** I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a talking scale all it said was "You win!"

Yo mamma so stupid she`s got scars on he lips from bobbin` fo french fries!

[brothernumber9]

Ya mom's got no teeth tryin to take a bit outta crime.

Ya mom's got one eye tryin to catch a double feature.

[hskwarrior]

ya momma's so stupid, she was on the freeway heading to the airport when she saw a sign that read "AIRPORT LEFT" so she turned around and went back home!

ya momma's so stupid she flunks urine tests!

ya momma got one butt cheek and walks like this........

ya momma's glasses are so thick she can see the future!

ya momma goes to marine world when she feels like seafood!

[hskwarrior]

ya momma's so stupid she asked stevie wonder if he could see what she was talking about!

[doug maverick]

yo momma got no arms talking about she gonna press charges

[Water Dragon]

Just cause yo mama suck dik in a phone booth, that don't make her a call girl.

[Ronin maximus]

yo momma

wade through the buildings to the center of town..............:D

[Ronin maximus]

yo momma's got no toes and complains her flip flops don't fit.




and her flops don't flip:D

[Ronin maximus]

Crickets.
Chirp,chirp,chirp.

How 'bout some original Momma jokes.

C'mon guys. Improvise.
That's the highest level of Kung Fu or any art for that matter.




Stances, blocks and punches(notes), combos (scales), forms (melody and/or songs).

blah,blah,blah

[brothernumber9]

Yer moms so cross eyed when she cries the tears roll down her back

Yer moms so short she can hang glide off a curb with a dorito.

Yer moms got one leg and her name's Ilean.

Yer moms so tall she tripped over a mountain and hit her head on the sun.