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SPJ
11-18-2007, 10:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRTMlzkBAck

I used to practice mantis a lot in the park.

so people just called me mantis kid or kuo shu kid.

then I went to high school.

then I went to college.

--

before I got bald.

what is your nickname or what do people call you?

what is your fave name to go by other than your real name?

:D;)

Shaolin Wookie
11-18-2007, 11:01 AM
There's these two little kids in my apartment building that call me "karate man!" whenever they see me practicing. Then they pick up a loose branch from the woods and start imitating me. It's cute, but insufferably annoying. They start with that "can you do this?" crap as they flop around hither and thither, and I just say "yeah," as I flop about hither and thither, doing my thing. Either they don't know what they're talking about, and they think all martial arts are karate, or they've been visiting this board....LOL....:D

golden arhat
11-18-2007, 12:19 PM
iu generally go by dikhead or cokface

or derivatives there-of

Mook Jong
11-18-2007, 02:12 PM
I actually did get the nickname mook jong in my school. We were all talking about what would happen if a challenge was thrown down and because of rank i would have to fight first, so i was told. This lead to me only being useful because i would make the guy tired because he would hit me so much, like i was a wooden dummy :D

Although, among my friends i got the name Lion Berserker. I had long curly and generally shaggy hair. I flipped out on someone and they said the look on my face amde me look insane so since i had a mane of hair, Lion Berserker.

ghostexorcist
11-18-2007, 02:17 PM
I usually get "big white guy" or "viking".

Shadow Skill
11-18-2007, 02:42 PM
I came up with shadow skill partialy because of the anime. I liked the name. the rest was because people used to say I was like my Sifu's shadow. So I ran with it.
"I shadow him to develpoe my skill"

MasterKiller
11-18-2007, 06:16 PM
They just call me "sexy."

bodhitree
11-18-2007, 06:55 PM
they call me sparkles!

Takuan
11-18-2007, 06:57 PM
Christophe Clark coined my nickname "Wiggly" at this past year's TJL, everyone calls me wiggly at the school now -.-

BlueTravesty
11-18-2007, 07:08 PM
I never got a kung fu nickname. Though I did call one of my sparring partners "Sloppy Seconds." Sifu was pretty worried until I explained that it was because he always gassed in the second round of sparring and got sloppy with his backfists.

But I guess I could always use my (highly unofficial) M.C. name- A'La Mode.

SanHeChuan
11-18-2007, 07:34 PM
They call me "The Deuce" because One Two and your out. :eek:

Not really, I had that nickname because my last name starts with log, and for those of you who don't know, a deuce is a euphemism for a turd. :cool:
Marines :rolleyes:

Log -> Turd -> Deuce

I figured some people might require a diagram.

doug maverick
11-18-2007, 10:43 PM
use to call me KARATE MAN(with a perfect eddy murphy impression)

Daniel09
11-19-2007, 04:28 AM
They call me Chiyo. I'm not sure why...

brothernumber9
11-19-2007, 06:57 AM
My sifu used to call me Ross Perot, after I did an impersonation several years ago and he said I even look a little like him. A couple classmates called me Lone Lion Dancer McQuaid. Otherwise, no nicknames.

jmd161
11-19-2007, 07:33 AM
My nickname growing up was shine!


I use to play basketball a lot and would sweat a lot (it was miami, so it was very hot) they said I was soo black that when I sweated, I would shine:D

After that it was either Big Dawg or Big Jeff.




jeff:)

BruceSteveRoy
11-19-2007, 08:01 AM
one of the kids in my kids class took to calling me 'vick' for a few months. he insisted i look like michael vick. even though i am white, and short, and look nothing like him at all. kids are wierd.

BruceSteveRoy
11-19-2007, 08:04 AM
But I guess I could always use my (highly unofficial) M.C. name- A'La Mode.

my rapper names were going to be either

DJ Tanner
M.C. Escher
or
DJ Salinger

i could never settle on one and there went my career in the hip hop world :(

xcakid
11-19-2007, 10:26 AM
what is your nickname or what do people call you?

what is your fave name to go by other than your real name?

:D;)


People call me Wuss a lot. Don't know why that is. :o

SPJ
11-20-2007, 02:54 PM
http://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=42315

they called me "bodacious dude" from CMA circles in China.

apparrently, I was being "followed" and "researched" by a few people in China.

I was "shocked". I always follow and research other people all the time. It is only fair that I become a subject myself.

:eek:

here is a poem.

does not matter he (me) is a scholar; does not matter he is a practitioner.

talking about how to lose, talking about how to win, (my books)

if you do not come out, he comes out.

nothing to worry and full of guts/courage.

--

:D;)

edit: I may have a few copies of the new book that comes out today.

I will give them away, it takes about 4 to 6 weeks to receive them.

;):)

Shadow Skill
11-20-2007, 08:01 PM
We used to have this guy in our class and I started to call him "Can't get right" because he couldn't get Sh1t right...

Shaolinlueb
11-20-2007, 08:21 PM
the people in china called me "happy guy" cause i drank a lot. they were amazed how fast i was though. and my skill considering i drank so much. :dunno:

SPJ
11-20-2007, 09:10 PM
there is a wine drinking and meat eating buddha,

yes, it is not only a monk,

it is a living buddha.

his name is Ji Gong.

usually, you do good deeds and reach enlightment.

when you die, you leave your body and become a buddha. no need to go back to next life for re incarnation.

yes, Ji Gong is the only living buddha meaning he did not die first and become a buddha.

and yet he may drink a lot and nothing happen.

--

a drinking living buddha.

:D;)

Shaolinlueb
11-20-2007, 09:34 PM
there is a wine drinking and meat eating buddha,

yes, it is not only a monk,

it is a living buddha.

his name is Ji Gong.

usually, you do good deeds and reach enlightment.

when you die, you leave your body and become a buddha. no need to go back to next life for re incarnation.

yes, Ji Gong is the only living buddha meaning he did not die first and become a buddha.

and yet he may drink a lot and nothing happen.

--

a drinking living buddha.

:D;)

i might have been on cctv5. they were following us around because i went with a famous wushu master from the shaolin temple movies. he was from hangzhou. and apparently on the x-mas eve banquet i ripped the microphone out of the chinese announcers hand and got up on stage blabbering english stuff. ;) oh i was "happy" then too.

Chosen-frozen
11-21-2007, 01:43 AM
I`ve always been a fairly big guy, not muscular, not really fat, just "big". So the few names I picked up generally had something to do with size.

They called me "Beef" at the Isshinryu dojo in Ohio, and "Oni" at my friend`s Kyokushin kai dojo in Japan. (Oni is like an Japanese ogre)

But usually I get called things like "Pooh bear" "Care bear" or "Ya chan". (My last name is Young and Japanese always pronounce the firsy syllable as " YA", the chan is just a more familliar form of "san")

Shaolin Wookie
11-21-2007, 01:15 PM
My nickname growing up was shine!

they said I was soo black that when I sweated, I would shine:D






jeff:)

Are you kidding me? Dude, that's a pretty low racist, racial epithet.........

Hung gar
11-21-2007, 07:22 PM
chico stick;)

SPJ
11-21-2007, 07:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQeqFo88uiw

this is a recent tv series about Ji Gong.

his mentor is no other than guan si yin bodhisavvat or pu sa.

:)

CaptinPickAxe
11-21-2007, 11:29 PM
They call me the Pink Lotus Smasher. Or the Tiger Priestess Tamer....