Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Hung gar]

This is the funniest thing ii have eva eva seen in my lifewww.youtube.com/watch?v=HhJdw9b_8XM :D

[BruceSteveRoy]

i am speechless

[MasterKiller]

That guy has to post here.

[The Willow Sword]

i could actually SMELL the Black Love Incense and the Patchouly oil coming out of the screen. :D:D:D

Peace,TWS

[kwaichang]

I Liked it. KC

[monji112000]

This is the funniest thing ii have eva eva seen in my lifewww.youtube.com/watch?v=HhJdw9b_8XM :D

i still think this guy its funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfbVWc0lucM

[The Willow Sword]

i still think this guy its funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfbVWc0lucM

Nah , i dont mess with the Kaballah stuff man. They take it seriously as a part of their religious doctrines and i respect that. In my opinion this wasnt really that humourous. kinda corny with the Peter Gabriel "Passion" Soundtrack though.

Peace, TWS

But homeboy with the african kung fu was very funny. I still smell the Black Love Incense Burning:eek:

Peace,TWS

[SIFU RON]

The Abir Warriors look to be know self-defense well. There are some good techniques in this video.

[lostdragon]

i still think this guy its funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfbVWc0lucM

:eek::confused:


I'm speechless... Wow.

It was the dao part that did it for me; smacking it on the back of his wrist.... hmmmm. Esp. his look @ 1:14, when he was hardly holding the sword, and seemed to be trying to figure out what to do next. So, I guess the next thing is dancing and using the dao as a tamboreen. I couldn't keep a straight face any longer. :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, he might be serious and all, but it was like watching the star wars kid all over again.

Anywho, it didn't top this though:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NZK8QcsBkz0:D

[Shaolinlueb]

i could actually SMELL the Black Love Incense and the Patchouly oil coming out of the screen. :D:D:D

Peace,TWS


same. the best was the music at the end. sounded like something out of a 70's samurai film.

[golden arhat]

same. the best was the music at the end. sounded like something out of a 70's samurai film.

it was the good the bad and the ugly right ?

[Hung gar]

I feel real sorry for the guy if he thinks this stuff is any good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzexzxItLFo

[banditshaw]

it was the good the bad and the ugly right ?

Yep. Ennio Morricone's piece from the film.

I laughed when that came on. What's the relevance?

Madness.

[golden arhat]

Yep. Ennio Morricone's piece from the film.

I laughed when that came on. What's the relevance?

Madness.

he probably meant for it to be the theme from fist of fury

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i want my four ****ing minutes back. the only thing funny about that video is the lighting and the fact big man reminded me of chef.

[Eddie]

This is the funniest thing ii have eva eva seen in my lifewww.youtube.com/watch?v=HhJdw9b_8XM :D


Oh Boy! a Black man that cant dance?! :eek: He cant be a real African then. Guess he should take some lessons from a REAL African http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSoB748w2lE ;)

As if there are so many guerrillas running around Africa. If anything, one would think baboon or monkey would be first choice of animal for Africans (if they want to do an ape type thing).

Wonder what this guys name is on KFMag forum.

[golden arhat]

Oh Boy! a Black man that cant dance?! :eek: He cant be a real African then. Guess he should take some lessons from a REAL African http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSoB748w2lE ;)

As if there are so many guerrillas running around Africa. If anything, one would think baboon or monkey would be first choice of animal for Africans (if they want to do an ape type thing).

Wonder what this guys name is on KFMag forum.

NEVER EVER POST A VIDEO OF JOHNNY CLEGG EVER AGAIN


EVER
EVER
EVER
EVER




words cant decribe how much that guy annoys me
:mad:

[The Willow Sword]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdgqPU1gVEk

More from the Nubianking. :D TWS

Part 2 of the Afrikan Gorilla fighting system.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geBzHUMK874

[Mook Jong]

a demonstration of his techniques
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqMh6JJuEEA

[The Willow Sword]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6JCCayPG7k :D

Peace,TWS

[MasterKiller]

Oya Qhoze is the founder and director of Lung Su
Matoo Fighting Arts Academy. For more than twenty years he
has taught and trained in various forms of fighting arts and self-
defense, specifically forms that are rooted in Afrikan tradition.
While residing in Chicago, he introduced the Afrikan Fighting
Arts in various locations to promote the awareness of a 10,000
year old culture. His profound legacy of this art has toppled
many more common forms of self-defense. Although his
previous demonstrations have been somewhat obscure he is
prepared to show this completely proficient form in an astounding
fashion. The dance-like movements are devastatingly deadly,
yet fluid and effortless. This form is a paradox in it's own right.
The teachings of Oya Qhoze are holistic and interdisciplinary.
He seeks to expose the true history of Afrikan Self-Defense through
the study of Afrikan dance movements, music, performance as well
as through Afrikan Yoga. Through his methods, he explains how
Asian Martial Arts are based on a system of movements and tech-
niques that originated from the continent of Kush, also known as
Southwest Asia (Afrika). Due to the conflicting interests of a Eurocentric based society, America's have not been taught the valuable skills that can be gained through the practice of Nubian art forms. Like many Afrikan-based disciplines, the topics of Afrikan Yoga nd Fighting Arts have been manipulated into obscurity by the winds of time and it's endless wars, colonial, and imperial aggressions, the exploitation of Afrikans during the slave trade, and cultural theft. Oya Qhoze continues to revive these Afrikan art forms in a way that offers an individual practitioner insight into the physical, cultural and spiritual aspects of traditional Nubian cultures.
Oya Qhoze Mafuteis one of the last of a lineage of a secret sect of Ibo
warriors whose secret traditions extend back over 10,000 years. Their
skills, passed from father to son for hundreds of generations, were
such a closely guarded secret that their lineage was thought to have
been extinct for a hundreds of years. Oya Qhoze may be the only
living master and the last in a lineage of a system of Afrikan
fighting arts
No martial artist in the world equals the skill and mastery of Oya
Qhoze. He is a living treasure of powerful ancient wisdom and
knowledge rarely found in the world today.
More than 700 hundreds of years ago, when foreigners began invading
the continent today known as African, in the aim of self-preservation,
many cultural traditions went underground. This is no surprise. It
is only now that many esoteric and powerful teachings of original
cultures, heretofore unknown are now coming to the surface, In order
to insure their survival amidst war, conquest, and genocide, esoteric
traditions of these cultures were hidden and preserved at all cost.
So, it was that age-old perfected forms of self-defense were passed in
secret in Oya's bloodline from father to son, from generation to
generation for hundreds of years.
Today, the surface of these teachings survive as different forms of
African dance, quite popular as a performing art around the world.
However, what is even unknown to the practitioner is that these fluid
dances hold the basis of a smooth and deadly fighting art that has
survived covertly, its teachings estorically hidden in the guise of
dance.
Oya Qhoze, in his quest to assertain the effectiveness of his system
of fighting arts overtook a complete in-depth multi-disciplinary
study of many of the world's fighting arts. His expert knowledge of
Kung-Fu, Tai-Chi, Karate, Jiu Jitsu and many other styles of fighting
arts have only contributed to his vast knowledge of self-defense and
movement art.
Some of the traditional African styles that Oya teaches include
Capirlow, Kaperellow. These are distinct forms of self defense that
emphasize floor fighting in a gymnastic style using the hands and
feet. With the knowledge of these arts, Oya may be the only one in
existence that knows the true of origins of Capoeira, an
Afro-Brazilian fighting sport very popular in the world today. In
fact, no official definition or origin of Capoeria exists. Capoeira
masters only know that it was brought by slaves from Angola to Brazil.
Only Oya Qhoze holds the secret truth of the origin of this art.
Another rare form of fighting art Oya Qhoze specializes in is called
Ibo Wrestling. Ibo Wrestling is a highly secret defensive grappling
art similar to judo and jiu jitsu which includes throws, locks,
dislocations and breaks. It is a primal animalistic form of defense
that was only taught to imperial guards of royal descent to protect
the royal families of the Ibo nation. It is one of the most dangerous
and least known about forms of fighting art in existence

WTF....:rolleyes:

[Eddie]

open invite to this dude, and all the other misguided African American individuals who has romantic dreams about African Martial Arts, African Taichi, African Yoga and whatever else African you want, Take a trip down to Southern Africa. I will personally host you, help you with accommodation, local transport, travel with you, and help you translate (or if you don’t want me to translate, you can get your own translator, as long as I am there). Show me this ‘secret African Martial Arts’ you all speak of. Then, come to Africa and teach a bunch of REAL Africans about ‘their own martial arts’, and lets see how correct you are with your claims.

:eek:

You can contact me through PM.

[The Willow Sword]

I dont think this guy posts here. Contact him through his youtube handle. Ill bet he will reply. yeah i was pretty much un-impressed with it all. We have some West african dance class typ stuff here in Austin(non Martial related) not sure if the steps they teach are authentic or just some trance dance too much pot smokin hippi jigglin'. IN any case i think that your invite is a cool one. Hell if i was going to south Africa i would definately look you up.

Peace,TWS

[Eddie]

some time ago i had a big argument with some guy on this very same forum about this topic. This is pretty much directed to anyone. Ill post this to the youtube page too.

Well, if ever any of you guys are in SA, be sure to call me up. Its always cool to meet new people and make friends.

[bakxierboxer]

open invite to this dude, and all the other misguided African American individuals who has romantic dreams about African Martial Arts, African Taichi, African Yoga and whatever else African you want,....

"There's nothing new under the sun...."

The first time I saw "Afrikaan Martial Arts" was in the late 60s when "Karriem Allah" was pushing "African Samurais".
They did a "demo" where all his black belts would get into a circle and jump'n'jive about the circle, posturing, shaking their fists (and some spears), issuing guttural "war cries".... many of which sounded suspiciously like "MO-fo!".....

Equally impressive were the "Afrikaan Ninjas" who would block suction-cup tipped plastic arrows launched from a green plastic kiddie-toy bow.....