1000 post - BRING IT!

[MightyB]

For my 1000 post- I want a massive KFM CMA Flamewar- Bring out the big guns and let 'em fly. Trolls are welcome and encouraged. But not lame trolls- I want some serious ol' skool trolls like Rolls/Ralek. That dude was the bomb.

Aw'ite- Sanjuro- you're Canadian- what else do I have to say- the only thing good about being Canadian is that at least you're not French---- wait- don't tell me you're French Canadian 'cuz that's really bad.

ILKFMDIDC*!&H%- You're name's too long and hard to remember d@mnit! and I'm sure your breath stinks! And I'm not buying your San Da tapes until you grow some HAIR!

Gene- You were cooler with the Mullet! What happened- Mullets rule and you gave up on them- Chuck Norris would like you better if you still had the Mullet!

Three Harmonies- ______ beep ___ explititive______beep_____censored____!@$###@! -that's all I got to say-

Now let the cr@p hit the fan and let it all out 'cuz this is KFM Battle Royal!

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[lkfmdc]

ILKFMDIDC*!&H%- You're name's too long and hard to remember d@mnit! and I'm sure your breath stinks! And I'm not buying your San Da tapes until you grow some HAIR!



there's plenty of hair on my rear end, and that's exactly where you can kiss me :cool:

of course you dont' want to buy my DVD's, you want to wallow in your forms mess and pretend to be a fighter

stink? that's not my breath you're smelling, it's the odor of your mama

yeah, I had some mama pie if you know what I mean

[hskwarrior]

did ross just ask another man to kiss him?:confused::eek::mad:

"and that's exactly where you can kiss me"


I didn't know KFM was a male meat market!!!!!!!!

[hskwarrior]

my mamma yo mamma i think this is what i'mma gonna say!!!!!!

"there's plenty of hair on my rear end"

:mad::eek: NOW I JUST DIDN'T NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!

[MightyB]

did ross just ask another man to kiss him?:confused::eek::mad:

"and that's exactly where you can kiss me"


I didn't know KFM was a male meat market!!!!!!!!

Yeah- Like my Mama, I expected more out of Coach Ross. As my spanish speaking peeps would say "muy pequeno" if you know what I mean :D

[hskwarrior]

Unfortunately I Do:(

[MightyB]

did ross just ask another man to kiss him?:confused::eek::mad:

"and that's exactly where you can kiss me"


I didn't know KFM was a male meat market!!!!!!!!

You'd like that hskwarrior wouldn't you- you SanFran Man :eek:

[specialed]

maybe to celebrate your 1000th post, lkfmdc will post a complete list of all his teachers, time spent training with them, thier contact information to verify it, and his personal fight record including video of any fights he's been in. if he does that, i'll stop posting anonymously.

[MightyB]

Ok guys, one rule on this thread...

This is in fun- like a roast- so no mean spirited stuff.

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[doug maverick]

maybe to celebrate your 1000th post, lkfmdc will post a complete list of all his teachers, time spent training with them, thier contact information to verify it, and his personal fight record including video of any fights he's been in. if he does that, i'll stop posting anonymously.

he what if you show him your and he'll show you his.;)

[lkfmdc]

maybe to celebrate your 1000th post, lkfmdc will post a complete list of all his teachers, time spent training with them, thier contact information to verify it, and his personal fight record including video of any fights he's been in. if he does that, i'll stop posting anonymously.

1. You've seen the list, even re-posted it yourself. You can't find those teachers? Chan Tai San is deceased, so maybe you can go to h ell and interview him. Maybe just go to h ell ;)

2. I'm old, we didn't have video back then, I'll direct you to some caves with drawings of my fights.

3. I don't know my exact record, it's around 17-4. "Shergod" wasn't around then either

[doug maverick]

okay now the he showed you his lets have it ed.

[golden arhat]

so i hear gus whooped ross' ass the other day


i always knew ross had it coming to him

always with the jewishness

OIIII
in other news paulie zink taught me the flying monkey form today and now i'm teaching the army and all of your teacher's teachers their arts back to them cos they all forgot cos theyre crap


what everyone think?




oh yeah p.s.

heil hitler



































(joke)

[golden arhat]

1. You've seen the list, even re-posted it yourself. You can't find those teachers? Chan Tai San is deceased, so maybe you can go to h ell and interview him. Maybe just go to h ell ;)



i'm sure hell is enough for someone to deal with never mind this spacktard actually talking to you

[specialed]

1. You've seen the list, even re-posted it yourself. You can't find those teachers? Chan Tai San is deceased, so maybe you can go to h ell and interview him. Maybe just go to h ell ;)

2. I'm old, we didn't have video back then, I'll direct you to some caves with drawings of my fights.

3. I don't know my exact record, it's around 17-4. "Shergod" wasn't around then either


video or it didn't happen. please include all private challenge matches. as a student of a great martial arts master, there must have been many of them

[lkfmdc]

video or it didn't happen



attention historians, the Revolutionary war, the Spanish war, the French Revolution, the Napolianic wars, the 100 years war, the war of the roses, the pele*****ian wars, the Franco_Prussian war, and about 600 other major events are not on VIDEO, therefore the DID NOT HAPPEN

Special Ed rule #1

:rolleyes:

please get over yourself....

[specialed]

please get over yourself....

the irony of you saying those words is utterly amusing. thank you for making my day.:p

[lkfmdc]

whatever it takes to make you go away :rolleyes:

[SPJ]

long march of 10,000 posts starts with the first 1000 posts.

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if you post 3 posts each day, you may reach 1000 within a year.

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wow it would take almost 10 years to reach 10,000 posts mark.

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:eek::D:rolleyes::cool:

[sanjuro_ronin]

Aw'ite- Sanjuro- you're Canadian- what else do I have to say- the only thing good about being Canadian is that at least you're not French---- wait- don't tell me you're French Canadian 'cuz that's really bad.

![/B]

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While I agree about the french part, I, Sir, call you a LIMP NOODLE !!
Not only do you lack Chi and a sense of decorum, you have the boorish manners of a Yale man !!
1000 posts?
Bah !!
I got to 1000 in two days !

Since you have such a over abundance of Yin, like the woman you are, here is something for your yang:

[MightyB]

While I agree about the french part, I, Sir, call you a LIMP NOODLE !!


It's not that I live off of cheap Viagra like a Canadian- it's just that it's supposed to be soft around other guys- something you haven't learned. See- it's inappropriate to walk around with that thing raging in the men's locker room like you do- that's considered wrong even for a Candadian.

[Eddie]

just posting here to see how many posts i actually have

[sanjuro_ronin]

It's not that I live off of cheap Viagra like a Canadian- it's just that it's supposed to be soft around other guys- something you haven't learned. See- it's inappropriate to walk around with that thing raging in the men's locker room like you do- that's considered wrong even for a Candadian.

You've never been in a mens' hockey locker room I take it.
:D

[GeneChing]

My ever receding hairline is numbering my mullet years. It's tough to give up the might chick magnet of the mullet, but you can only be young once... :(

[MightyB]

You've never been in a mens' hockey locker room I take it.
:D

cough... g@y... cough... cough

[MightyB]

My ever receding hairline is numbering my mullet years. It's tough to give up the might chick magnet of the mullet, but you can only be young once... :(

one word: Skullet ;)

Heck yeah that'd rock.

[sanjuro_ronin]

cough... g@y... cough... cough

Cough eh?
Talk about gay...:D

[greendragon]

Dear ****phobic thread dwellers,
I am a Tai Chi Hippie
too old to fight
I just sit by a stream and contemplate the nature of water
With my wireless laptop I browse the forum
seeking some remnant of martial arts insight or knowledge
but find only a dark abyss
that is the source of so much wind