OT: ? for the Canucks

[D-FENS]

Okay, so how would I go about emigrating to Canada? I read somewhere that the minimal requirements for U.S. citizen are at least $2000 and a "sponsor." I'm in food service, so I doubt employment will be a problem. Right now I'm thinking Alberta or BC, but any place with free health care and good bud will suffice.

Also, do you need to have a 100% clean record? I'm on probation for molesting a dead horse, but after a year it gets reduced to a misdemeanor.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[mantis108]

You do realize that Canada is in fact honorary third world, right? We will be annexed pretty one of these days by the US of A if the conversative gets the majority. So why bother to come to Canada? FYI, there is no such a thing as universal health care. It's a myth. You still have to pay a premium on health insurance in most of the provinces.

As for having a criminal record, well it's not a big deal. A lot of the politicians here have them. Properly that's the kind of job that criminal record doesn't mean a thing at all. :eek:

So best of luck in moving to the northern hell.

Mantis108 :D

[bakxierboxer]

.... do you need to have a 100% clean record? I'm on probation for molesting a dead horse, but after a year it gets reduced to a misdemeanor.

Actually, that may not be a "problem" at all, since any place with typical liberal/socialist "mores" will likely simply label that as a "life-style choice"....
Just that simply, "your record is expunged".... just don't get hard of hearing because they may actually be talking about "expunging your rectum"........

[David Jamieson]

If you have a criminal record then forget it, you can't come in.

otherwise, read the government policies on immigration at their site. I don't think there are any customs and immigration guys here and even then, they are not the ones who set the policies.

go here:

http://www.cic.gc.ca/

[Cimaroon]

How can anywhere else in Canada compare to BC for the ganj? BC bud, fo sho!

[David Jamieson]

How can anywhere else in Canada compare to BC for the ganj? BC bud, fo sho!

I hope you're joking. Seroiusly, if not, get a life. Smoking pot is hardly a reason for anything on a level of life change that is emigrating to another country. In which case, why would you move to canada?

[Cimaroon]

No, I live in Humboldt, we got it covered.

[David Jamieson]

I'd wager a Humboldt Sask grow-op could produce weed tat would outstrip any mountainside grown. Just sayin. :p

[Eddie]

a few years ago, Canada even denied Nelson Mandela a visiting visa because he spend 27 years in jail.


I also want to live in Canada. I think that must be the coolest place in the world to live in.

[Mr Punch]

a few years ago, Canada even denied Nelson Mandela a visiting visa because he spend 27 years in jail. You MUST be ****ting us!