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rogue
01-10-2008, 08:46 PM
I could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight. :D

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Scott R. Brown
01-10-2008, 08:55 PM
I can only take 30. :confused:

It must be because I am only average height with average reach. I was willing to get brutal too. I think I could take more than 30 in real life though. I am guessing 100 or more.

Mas Judt
01-10-2008, 09:02 PM
I guess it depends on WHOSE five year old yu are talking about. If it's 30 kids popping out Dai Xin Yi, I'd f@cking run.

RD'S Alias - 1A
01-10-2008, 09:13 PM
When I taught Kids Kung Fu, there was a game where all the students took on the instructor....having actually FOUGHT 30, 5 yearolds in real life, I can assure you 10 could kick my ass....:(

doug maverick
01-10-2008, 10:04 PM
33 over here

Lucas
01-10-2008, 11:52 PM
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie

i dont know about 5 year olds, but i have a 79% chance to survive the zombie apocalypse....not bad odds.

golden arhat
01-11-2008, 05:42 AM
34 BOOYAH

i'm 13 ti 20 lanky and do martial arts
:D

Lama Pai Sifu
01-11-2008, 06:31 AM
38 Sucka's!

Oso
01-11-2008, 06:41 AM
heh, only 29. i guess because of the weight

Shaolinlueb
01-11-2008, 09:22 AM
33 is my magic number

xcakid
01-11-2008, 11:49 AM
32

Need more practice I guess. Gonna see if that is actually true when I teach the kids class on Sat.

sanjuro_ronin
01-11-2008, 12:00 PM
Only 29 ???

What a load of crap !!

BAH !!

Yao Sing
01-11-2008, 02:03 PM
32 for me but I don't know if that's a good thing. What's the deal with getting trampled by a horse?

golden arhat
01-11-2008, 03:33 PM
32 for me but I don't know if that's a good thing. What's the deal with getting trampled by a horse?

in case all of them decide to bumrush you at once and stand all over you
jump up and down until you are one with the asphalt etc

cjurakpt
01-11-2008, 03:52 PM
well, I work in elementary schools, and based on personal experience, at least one - but she was really nasty and tried to stab me with a pair of scissors (you think I'm joking, right?)

Seppukku
01-12-2008, 06:49 AM
I was horrified to learn I could only take on 31, but then I considered the following, and realized my limitations:

"To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten."

I think its the pile-driving. It takes a while to grab a kid, turn him upside down, and properly pile-drive the little mothersucker. That's plenty of time for the swarm of nose-pickers to do some damage. But whenever I see a kid, I can't resist the impulse to pile-drive. I think it's in my genes. That, and indian burns.

Fox
01-12-2008, 10:09 AM
Hmmmmmm, I could take on 32. Not sure if that was good or bad.

Oso
01-12-2008, 02:12 PM
Only 29 ???

What a load of crap !!

BAH !!


maybe age is a heavily weighted factor as well...but I think yao sing is older than I am too