100 TCMA topics not currently being discussed on this board

[MasterKiller]

1. How long can you hold horse stance?

2. Avoiding a 'shot' by sinking your chi.

[MasterKiller]

3. Why not Southern Feet and Northen Hands?

[sanjuro_ronin]

TCMA groupies, kinky confession from babes that love the Yang !

[Drake]

4. Why are there so many variations of ng lun ma and ng lun choi if they all came from Chan Heung?

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

TCMA pales in comparison to MMA's total Most Awesoneness!

Why? because it fails to adapt, keep up with the times and masturbate to the Gracie family!!

Kung Fu does to many forms, and does not practice in an alive manor.

There has never been a Kung Fu fighter win in MMA therefore it all sux.

Kung Fu is not in the Octagon and winning on Yutube

That all being said, this is a Kung Fu forum, so naturally the main topics will be how great MMA is.

[Black Jack II]

5. How does TCMA defend takedowns

[BruceSteveRoy]

TCMA groupies, kinky confession from babes that love the Yang !

do i need to say it again? one track mind.:D

6. chin na, group fighting and grappling concepts in TCMA.

[Lucas]

The relation of the mind to combat. Seemingly people forget or dont discuss the mind, although the mind is as important as, if not more so, than body in martial arts.


IE: Ch'an / Zen


The adaptions of eastern mind frame to western mindframe. The differnces therin regarding your training and application. Are there any? What are the major differences if they exist?

[sanjuro_ronin]

The relation of the mind to combat. Seemingly people forget or dont discuss the mind, although the mind is as important as, if not more so, than body in martial arts.


IE: Ch'an / Zen


The adaptions of eastern mind frame to western mindframe. The differnces therin regarding your training and application. Are there any? What are the major differences if they exist?

Actually, that would make a great thread.
Not as cools a naughty nuns that do Yoga and Taiji in the nude, but what is ?

[xcakid]

How come modern contemporary WuShu forms dancer do not compete in SanDa matches.

[Lucas]

Actually, that would make a great thread.
Not as cools a naughty nuns that do Yoga and Taiji in the nude, but what is ?

Naughty nuns that do Yoga and Taiji in the nude....with me.

[diego]

Actually, that would make a great thread.
Not as cools a naughty nuns that do Yoga and Taiji in the nude, but what is ?

what is?...um, the ones that do bjj after nude yoga, DUH!!!:eek:

[TaichiMantis]

7. drop in popularity

"As of last week www.emptyflower.net ranked as the 165,271rst most trafficked website on the planet.
The next CMA-focus website on the list is KungfuMagazine Online.. with the 171,351rst spot. Hitherto
KFO had been the undisputed #1 site for CMA in the world.
Dragon's List AND CyberKwoon are all running significantly behind both KFO and EF at around 1,000,000th
rank or so"

;)

[the Preacher]

9. What is "Mastery" ?

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit." Aristotle.



1. How long can you hold horse stance?

2. Avoiding a 'shot' by sinking your chi.



3. Why not Southern Feet and Northen Hands?



4. Why are there so many variations of ng lun ma and ng lun choi if they all came from Chan Heung?



5. How does TCMA defend takedowns


do i need to say it again? one track mind.:D

6. chin na, group fighting and grappling concepts in TCMA.


7.

The relation of the mind to combat. Seemingly people forget or dont discuss the mind, although the mind is as important as, if not more so, than body in martial arts.


IE: Ch'an / Zen


The adaptions of eastern mind frame to western mindframe. The differnces therin regarding your training and application. Are there any? What are the major differences if they exist?

8.

How come modern contemporary WuShu forms dancer do not compete in SanDa matches.

[Golden Spider]

Well, I use to do horse stance for an hour at a time....

Grand Earth contains lots of grappling...

10. Just how many types of Iron Palm, are there???

[lkfmdc]

11. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck did Shaolin kung fu?

[Lucas]

as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck did shaolin kungfu

[Oso]

12. Why is it so fun to practice armbars with women?

[MasterKiller]

13. Why do hot chicks always manage to catch me in a triangle?

[rogue]

14) If a deadly CMA does things differently than the majority of actual fighting arts, does that make them wrong or just really, really advanced?

[lkfmdc]

maybe because you dive head first into their guards :D

[rogue]

15) If they call David Ross the crazy eyed killer, what do they call Gene?

[rogue]

maybe because you dive head first into their guards :D

And that's why they call MK, the smelly headed killer.:D

[lkfmdc]

that's why they call him "fish head killer" :eek:

[rogue]

that's why they call him "fish head killer" :eek:

The Tuna Topped Terminator, The Makeral Mane Murderer, The Halibut Haired Hellraiser, The Dirt Pipe Milkshaker...

[Shaolin Wookie]

18.) I got a tapeworm from groundfighting. Wrestling is so unsanitary. It wasn't so much the tapeworm I minded; it's just that the tapeworm had syphilis, and now my nose is rotting off.

A la the "Mountain of Lungu"

[Mr Punch]

19) How does MMA defend against the CMA takedown?

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

15) If they call David Ross the crazy eyed killer, what do they call Gene?

Reply]
His Nacho Cheese covered Ninjetts call him "Master!"

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

19) How does MMA defend against the CMA takedown?

Reply]
There are two possible answerers:

1. TCMA does not fight in the MMA ring because they sux, so MMA has never seen a TCMA take down, and thearfore has no defence for it.

Or

2. They would counter shoot with a double leg in the Guard by Armbaring from the Mount as they GnP. Which ironically is the counter for everything.

[The Xia]

20. Is David Carradine for real?

[SPJ]

20. Is David Carradine for real?

we all know it is mostly judo in "kung fu" the tv series starred by him.

we all know it is only a fictionary figure and tales.

but I do enjoy the dao and pondering parts in the series.

:D

[SPJ]

7. drop in popularity

"As of last week www.emptyflower.net ranked as the 165,271rst most trafficked website on the planet.
The next CMA-focus website on the list is KungfuMagazine Online.. with the 171,351rst spot. Hitherto
KFO had been the undisputed #1 site for CMA in the world.
Dragon's List AND CyberKwoon are all running significantly behind both KFO and EF at around 1,000,000th
rank or so"

;)

even for wushu or kung fu boards in China, Hong Kong, Taiwan or south east asia.

we are among the special interest groups.

meaning we are among the few or "rare" relative to general public.

internet visits are from the devouts, and the curious.

:D;):)

[Chosen-frozen]

21. Will these silk pants make my butt look fat?

22. So what`s the deal with the Iron Crotch?

23. Just where does Gene find these nacho cheese covered Ninjettes?

[golden arhat]

How come modern contemporary WuShu forms dancer do not compete in SanDa matches.

they do

and the same could be said for TCMA practitioners

at least the wushu guys look cool

[golden arhat]

24. why is golden arhat just so AWESOME! ?

[MSphinx]

25: The proper test setup for a Tesla Coil Mode Analyser.

http://www.abelian.demon.co.uk/tssp/tcma/

[SPJ]

26, will people be doing lion dance or dragon dance in coming new year to great the year of the rat?

my brother is all into it.

27. shaolin, tai chi and wushu will be demo in coming new year celebration in a local culture center, what will you and your school be doing?

;)

[GeneChing]

28. Why don't CMA people ever check the facts (http://www.alexa.com/)? :rolleyes:

[SPJ]

It was mozart's 252 th birthday memorial yesterday.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart

:D;)

[SPJ]

29: how do you practice light step or qing gong?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjso-l8U7yA&NR=1

this is an example of exeggeration from wu xia novel and movies.

it is called qing ting dian shui or dragonfly splashes water.

just a sword pointed at water, it will support your weight and bounce you up.

quick steps or light steps.

the other extreme example is walking on the wall or flying/jumping among rooftops or fei yan zhou bi.

--

so how is your qing gong?

:D

[Mas Judt]

How come no one teaches Shaolin Capoeria?

Why doesn't anyone believe Scooby Do came from the Fukien temple?

[cjurakpt]

How come no one teaches Shaolin Capoeria?

Why doesn't anyone believe Scooby Do came from the Fukien temple?

careful what you reveal, yer gettin' real close to being "put down" by some Ninja-vets, brother...and then no more Scooby Snacks for you!

[Mas Judt]

I would have gotten away with it it wasn't for those meddling ninja-vettes

[SPJ]

30. kung fu in music video or mv or mtv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpPGsdgOOJc&feature=related

yes some wire fu and some swordplay.

:D