RD'S Alias - 1A
01-29-2008, 10:07 AM
Just got this form a girl I know:
Subject: FW: Estate planning
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:48:34 -0600
From: "XXXXXX" <xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxx.com> Add Mobile Alert
To: "Royal Dragon" <royaldragonusa@yahoo.com>
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening - at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will
die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
My Reply was:
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:03:50 -0800 (PST)
From: "Royal Dragon" <royaldragonusa@yahoo.com> View Contact Details View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: FW: Estate planning
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
See, the thing is, the Son got all the money anyway because the Father wasn't dumb and knew what was going on, so he transfered all his wealth to his Son the day before the wedding, faked her out for the sex till he died, and laughed at her from his grave when she realized she ****ed and crinkly old man for 2-1/2 years for nothing! HA! :D
Subject: FW: Estate planning
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:48:34 -0600
From: "XXXXXX" <xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxx.com> Add Mobile Alert
To: "Royal Dragon" <royaldragonusa@yahoo.com>
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening - at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will
die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
My Reply was:
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:03:50 -0800 (PST)
From: "Royal Dragon" <royaldragonusa@yahoo.com> View Contact Details View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: FW: Estate planning
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
See, the thing is, the Son got all the money anyway because the Father wasn't dumb and knew what was going on, so he transfered all his wealth to his Son the day before the wedding, faked her out for the sex till he died, and laughed at her from his grave when she realized she ****ed and crinkly old man for 2-1/2 years for nothing! HA! :D