Is your Art "Complete"

[the Preacher]

Is your "Style" complete
and train

PUNCHING-
KICKING-
THROWING-
CONTROLLING


to be a complete art i feel you must have/train all.


thus MMA

[Lucas]

dont forget:

Tactics

Firearms

Vehicles

Etc.

modern Martial arts will include these plus more.

without, at the very least, firearm training, you essentially cannot have a complete martial system in place for yourself, as the firearm is the prefered weapon of choice for modern combat. Other than air borne projectiles/vehicles of course.

[cjurakpt]

you forgot "restraining order", "legal counsel" and "web fu"

[Lucas]

you forgot "restraining order", "legal counsel" and "web fu"

does the illusive forum challenge match fall under webfu? or is that stupid fu?

[Black Jack II]

Add verbal self defense/de-escaltion "woofing"
Pre-Conflict cues

[Lama Pai Sifu]

Is your "Style" complete
and train

BALL BAG PUNCHING
KICKING BAD HABITS
NINJA STAR THROWING
MIND CONTROLLING


to be a complete fa-rt i feel you must have/train all.


thus, I am flatulence


Wow, you need a lot of help. I enjoy reading about you making fun of yourself. It is far funnier than your comments on african americans and people of the jewish religion. Best of luck with your little 'problem'.

If you are in public when you have gas, like in a crowed store or resturant, try looking immediatly at the nearest person to you and proclaim loudly "HEY, could you do that outside?" This will help to redirect everyone's attention onto the other person and you are able to slink out of there to safety. You might also try to hold your nose tightly and pretend to have a look of disgust on your face.

[the Preacher]

Wow, you need a lot of help. I enjoy reading about you making fun of yourself. It is far funnier than your comments on african americans and people of the jewish religion. Best of luck with your little 'problem'.

If you are in public when you have gas, like in a crowed store or resturant, try looking immediatly at the nearest person to you and proclaim loudly "HEY, could you do that outside?" This will help to redirect everyone's attention onto the other person and you are able to slink out of there to safety. You might also try to hold your nose tightly and pretend to have a look of disgust on your face.


you know
i feel a little sympathy for you

to have so much anger and contempt
couldn't be healthy

:(

[the Preacher]

you forgot "restraining order", "legal counsel" and "web fu"

It appears you would have the most experience with those type things:eek:

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

1993 called, it wants its thread back.

[cjurakpt]

It appears you would have the most experience with those type things:eek:

:confused:............

[the Preacher]

:confused:............
exactly



:D

[David Jamieson]

Not to mention:

"parachuting"

"hang-gliding"

and

"monster hunting"

as well as

"counterinsurgency tactical operations"

and never forget

"big red button pushing while turning keys"

it's a brave new world out there! Kick the hell out of it! :p

[Shaolin Wookie]

Let's not forget slap boxing.

[Lama Pai Sifu]

Let's not forget slap boxing.

Take that back. Slap boxing is a legitimate style derived from Wei-Jih-Bong-Oh.

Goes to show how much you know. :)

[cjurakpt]

exactly



:D

that's right - you are one confusion-engendering fu(k...you really need to start following your shrinks directions regarding taking your meds at regular intervals

[the Preacher]

that's right - you are one confusion-engendering fu(k...you really need to start following your shrinks directions regarding taking your meds at regular intervals


you sound like your still in third grade:D

[cjurakpt]

you sound like your still in third grade:D

I guess that is the level of discourse with which you mostly commonly identify, so no surprises there...

[lkfmdc]

Chris, from a sampling of Kemo/Preacher's posts, you can't help but ask

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO WRONG ABOUT SO MANY THINGS

Of course, his "posts" barely qualify as Engish, must be the school system down there in sugarland

[RickMatz]

Take that back. Slap boxing is a legitimate style derived from Wei-Jih-Bong-Oh.



It's a derivative of STOOJITSU!. Everyone agrees that two of the founders were Moe and Larry. There are some who insist Shemp was the 3rd master. Others are in the Curly camp.

[the Preacher]

Chris, from a sampling of my posts, you can't help but ask


HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO WRONG ABOUT SO MANY THINGS

Of course, my "posts" barely qualify as Engish, must be the school system up here in NY

more rhetoric

spam

for your business

:D

[monji112000]

Is your "Style" complete
and train

PUNCHING-
KICKING-
THROWING-
CONTROLLING


to be a complete art i feel you must have/train all.


thus MMA
what do you mean by training? mma can be anything if you define it that way. maybe tai chi combined with aikido? throw some combat ki into the mix and you have a complete style.

[Seppukku]

Is your "Style" complete
and train

PUNCHING-
KICKING-
THROWING-
CONTROLLING


to be a complete art i feel you must have/train all.


thus MMA

Thus MMA? Is this Ipse Dixit Veritas? (that means "So he saith 'tis Truth" in High Gothic Greek, in case you don't know).

The Thus MMA seems out of place, the Preacher. Although I am loath to say it, because we generally agree 100% on most issues (unlike these other whining ninnies on this forum:p). The reason I think it's out of place is that MMA isn't a style. It's an alternative lifestyle. You have to start wearing leather and getting tattooes, buying the newest high-tech plastic moulds of pornstar vagines and humping them like a leathernecked cully. And when you're humping your sister, you have to do it raw, and put the yard in without any lube.

In CMA, we teach ultimate killing potential without resistance. Hence, we do not shun the use of Astroglide (which can be safely used with a prophylactic, unlike the "pure lard" that MMA guys use when putting the yard in their sisters).

Plus, when I fight, I do so in the shadows. There aren't any shadows in an MMA ring, so I refuse to fight in a "legit" MMA ring. Let's see you get into an octagon with no lights on with me, and see how well you fare. I'd fight Chuck Liddel and George St. Pierre in the dark, at the same time. I'd slice them to ribbons with my naginata. Plus, I train in places where it's too hot or cold to fight in spandex shorts, and considering the local sexual demographic in LA, too dangerous to do so without putting your arse in danger of a pocked-up tarse.

Maybe I'm old school, but I just don't advocate buying plastic moulds of pornstar vagines, and then humping them dry while singing "Amazing Grace" with gusto. Plus, I prefer manly and sophisticated fragrances like CK1 for men. I refuse to wear something as gross as that eau de toilette Black Leather, which makes you smell like Black Angus.

BTW, how is there "controlling" in MMA? So far as I can tell, they like jumping on the ground with one another. Let's see them try that nonsense against someone like me, who doesn't like "going down" on the top of any bloke (or even fit babes, for that matter). And let's see them try that nonsense in the dark.

I think you're a bit off base here, mate. Let's get back on point and start talking about stuff that really matters. That way we can start agreeing again, if you find that agreeable.:)

[the Preacher]

Thus MMA? The reason I think it's out of place is that MMA isn't a style. It's an alternative lifestyle. )

"style"
yes a "lifestyle"

"practice what, get what!"


ART is an individual expression -- "style"


whether your "style" came from a single source, (unlikely)
or from a variety of sources

each person must incorporate what works for them
and create their "kung fu lifestyle"





Ipsa scientia potestas est
:D

[Sicilian Tofu M]

Is your "Style" complete
and train

PUNCHING-
KICKING-
THROWING-
CONTROLLING


to be a complete art i feel you must have/train all.


thus MMA

It makes no sense, all styles have those 4.

[Seppukku]

It makes no sense, all styles have those 4.

Except for MMA. It has no control. Especially self-control.

[the Preacher]

It makes no sense, all styles have those 4.


EX
boxing
I would consider it NOT complete, but it has great "punching techniques"
:D

[Sicilian Tofu M]

EX
boxing
I would consider it NOT complete, but it has great "punching techniques"
:D

Now boxing to me is more sport than MA, but your right its got great "punching techniques". MMA to me is the highest form of "sport MA" its a chess match, but don't confuse aggression with lack of self-control theirs lots of rules in MMA and diffrent rules at diffrent places UFC,PRIDE,ect. if thay had no self-control you would see people getting alot more hurt and kicked out more.

so are you a preacher? or is it just a name.

[cjurakpt]

Ipsa scientia potestas est[/SIZE]
:D
Semper ubi sub ubi.

[the Preacher]

Semper ubi sub ubi.

boxers:D
............

Now boxing to me is more sport than MA, but your right its got great "punching techniques". MMA to me is the highest form of "sport MA" its a chess match, but don't confuse aggression with lack of self-control theirs lots of rules in MMA and diffrent rules at diffrent places UFC,PRIDE,ect. if thay had no self-control you would see people getting alot more hurt and kicked out more.

so are you a preacher? or is it just a name.


2Tim4 (http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/kjv-idx?type=DIV2&byte=5265728)
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.