The Jackie Chan Song

[IronFist]

http://www.filelime.com/upload/files/Ash_-_Jackie_Chan.mp3

Kung Fu do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Last night Jackie Chan came around
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. Miyagi and the X-men
Called in for a while aswell

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Gary Glitter! Scooby Doo! Rock Mc Murray!
And last but not leastLadies and gentleman
I give you...JOHNNY WONG!

Kung Fu do what you do to me
I can't live without my Kung Fu movies
'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'
My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed

Oh I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he's in love with you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh


(not sure where that verse in the middle came from since it's not in the song)

Is that Green Dragon reference referring to the school in Chicago?

[ittokaos]

I remember that! It was played at the end of Rumble in the Bronx.

[IronFist]

I remember that! It was played at the end of Rumble in the Bronx.

Yup! I remember finding that song back in 01 or 02 and being totally excited. I was like "omg it's the Jackie Chan song!" :D

[martialartspeon]

That is awesome! If I wasn't boycotting myspace I would put that up as my song. It has been out since 01? Long time.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

this song makes me so happy that tonight ill leave the naked corpse of the prostitute i strangle to death on the riverbank, instead of on the playground like usual. uh uh uh uh oh

[Oso]

really strange, i went to close WMP after that song was over and the animation had frozen on a near duplicate shape of the lips from Rocky....