100 things GENE CHING wants for his 44th BIRTHDAY!!!!!

[MasterKiller]

1. Feiyue burkenstocks.

[GeneChing]

...I wear Ipaths.

2. MK to stop deleting his cooler threads.

[bodhitree]

Holy crap 44

3 Cane

4 martialartsmart.com cane instructional (www.martialartsmart.net)

5 prunes

6 depends

7 seniorette nacho ninjas

8 viagra

[lkfmdc]

9. A copy of preacher's new autobiography "Mein Kampf"

10. His own Shaolin Taco (tm) franchise

11. A t-shirt that says "if the trainer's a rocking don't come a knocking"

[bodhitree]

10. His own Shaolin Taco (tm) franchise

"


Dude, that's like giving Ray Croc a McDonalds for his birthday

12 AARP membership

[MasterKiller]

13. Nunchuk skills

14. Computer skills

15. Bo staff skills

[Lucas]

16. Pimp Skills

[lkfmdc]

17. flan with a candle on it

18. an "exclusive" with Maggie Q

19. a copy of Edison Chen's little black book

[Lucas]

20. to have lucas wish him a happy birthday.


Happy Birthday Gene

[lkfmdc]

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

[Shaolinlueb]

happy birthday gene


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

[MightyB]

21. To be 21 again.

22. To Bring the Mullet Back.

[lkfmdc]

I"m old, I have no idea what the "rick roll" thing is??????

[Shaolinlueb]

I"m old, I have no idea what the "rick roll" thing is??????

http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/

[MasterKiller]

23. Saffron thongs

24. His iron-crotch tugged after the kids go to sleep

[GeneChing]

25. to get back those precious minutes wasted watching Rick Roll, trying to figure out wtf SLL is trying to say to me. At 44, every minute counts.

[Shaolinlueb]

i just can't get that song out of my head. it has been in there for 3 weeks. just thought i would pass along the thoughts.

[lkfmdc]

26. an big electronic score board, ticking away the minutes and seconds left :D

[lkfmdc]

is anyone else still suspicious about that big voice coming out of that small white guy? ;)

[GeneChing]

...or do you mean SLL?

You guys sure you can count to 100? I seem to remember an attempt to get to 300 that gassed out at 106 (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showpost.php?p=830109&postcount=113). :p

27. Forum members that can count more than three digits, especially when it comes to the money they will spend buying great gear at MartialArtsMart (http://www.martialartsmart.net/index.html).

[lkfmdc]

28. An inflatable Shaolinlueb that he can punch

29. an autographed copy of LKFMDC new dvd (http://www.sanda-mma.com)

30. A t shirt that in Chinese reads "fat chicks rule"

31. a copy of "motorcylce diaries" in simplified Chinese

32. an inflatable Maggie Q doll (not for punching)

[sanjuro_ronin]

33:

What every man wants:

[sanjuro_ronin]

34:

And to add to #33

[lkfmdc]

35. a "that was easy" ban button

36. a copy of "Rick Roll's greatest hits"

37. a limited edition Yoda light sabre

38. a complete copy of "the wonder years" on CD (because it's actually about Gene, shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone)

39. an ice cream cake in the shape of Shaolin temple

[MasterKiller]

40. Laser tattoo removal because he put the tiger and dragon on the wrong forearms.

[lkfmdc]

41. a pair of spandex shorts that say "Te Amo" on the rear

[MasterKiller]

42. A collection of "real dolls" resembling the Got Qi girls.

[lkfmdc]

43. a NY San Da hoodie, that just arrived today, in XXL

[MasterKiller]

44. The Blu-Ray edition of "Warriors of Virtue."

[lkfmdc]

45. A new pole for "Shaolin Pole Dancing (tm)"

[GeneChing]

46. Some one to ban (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showpost.php?p=845136&postcount=80). It's like the forum version of blowing out candles. Yes, I made a wish.

47. Links to all my old B-day threads... oh nevermind, I'll get them myself.
2002 (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10345)
Not sure what happened to 2003 - 2004 was a Saturday
2005 (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35664)
2006 (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=40579)
200 (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45192)7 (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45200)

[lkfmdc]

48. Links (http://www.nakedmasterkiller.com) to naked pics of master killer :eek:

[GeneChing]

49. For lkfmdc to call me an idiot (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showpost.php?p=845202&postcount=105) within the next 9 hours... oh please, please. :p

[lkfmdc]

49. For lkfmdc to call me an idiot (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showpost.php?p=845202&postcount=105) within the next 9 hours... oh please, please. :p

You are our leader, and I love our leader, I am loyal, I seek out the enemies of our leader, and I point him to funny links :D

[lkfmdc]

50. A beautiful framed picture from his favorite forum member, LKFMDC :D

[Vash]

HBD, Gene.

[rogue]

51. Get's together with Royal and Masterkiller to sing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vmGAeM-OIo&feature=related

[HtownShaolinBum]

52. A bottle of valium to help him forget #51

[Drake]

53. The complete Jean Claude Van Damme collection

54. Sock puppets dressed as ninjas

55. Better trolls on his forum

56. Kid Niki (Kid Ninja) for the NES

[bodhitree]

57. Shinobi for playstation

[Drake]

58. Shinobi for the Sega Saturn

[bodhitree]

59 Shinobi for atari

60 punchout for nintendo

61 shinobi, japanese tranny escort, for tigerclaw foundation party date

[mickey]

Greetings,


62) Sifu John Allen and the staff of Green Dragon Studios on the cover of Kung Fu Magazine

63) Gene Chicoine on the cover of Kung Fu Magazin



mickey

[Drake]

64. A picture of The Green Grass Monk posing with Chan Heung

[Oso]

HBD, Gene.

[lkfmdc]

65. a bag of "special green grass" from the local "monk" ;)

[GeneChing]

You all only got to 46 during my B-day. Today no longer counts. I knew you'd gas out. :p

[bodhitree]

66. Gene Ching's official shaolin birthday week (tm)

[Lucas]

67. 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

[lkfmdc]

You all only got to 46 during my B-day. Today no longer counts. I knew you'd gas out. :p

so those 9 hours are up then? ;)

[bodhitree]

gas out is what you do after flan....


don't bring us into that

[bodhitree]

68. Birthday flan flavored ice cream

69. 69 with shinobia, forementioned japanese tranny escor to tiger claw event!

[GeneChing]

If I banned everyone who called me an idiot here, this place would get really lonely, really quickly. Of course, if I banned everyone that called lkfmdc an idiot, it'd be like an instant blackout.

The b-day went well. My wife caught me with a surprise dinner party at a fine Jamaican restaurant. Lots of friends and laughs. The party continues this weekend, when I join one of my evil twins (we share b-days as does our spouse/sig o).

Thanks for all the well wishes.

70. KFM's forum to prevail forever.

[lkfmdc]

71. LKFMDC's pledge to never leave the forum (just to keep it interesting)

72. A box of Jamaican meat patties :D

[bodhitree]

73. dvd of the jamaican family on In Living Color

74. 3 more jobs, when I was that age I had a paper route, shoveled ....

[cjurakpt]

75. John The Baptist's head on a silver platter (but only after he does the "Dance of the Seven Veils" on the Shaolin Pole...)

76. the director's cut of NY San Da's underground, unrated DVD entitled "In the Clinch"

77. 1-800-L-A-W-Y-E-R-S set on his speed dial in anticipation of "Lama vs. Lama 3"

[cjurakpt]

74. 3 more jobs, when I was that age I had a paper route, shoveled ....

Lazy ting!

[Lucas]

78. This movie: http://www.mikeylikestv.com/images/whodatninga.jpg

[sanjuro_ronin]

79:
One of these:

[Lucas]

79:
One of these:

80. 2 of those

[sanjuro_ronin]

81:
Support for the good ol USA !

[rogue]

82. Finally gets his own bidet that he's always dreamed of.

[lkfmdc]

82. Finally gets his own bidet that he's always dreamed of.

83. A bidet attachement; it looks like preacher's face :eek:

[rogue]

84. Gene gets a big birthday laugh when Masterkiller compliments Gene's new drinking fountain after using the bathroom.

[Seppukku]

85. To be me.

[bodhitree]

86. For forum members to complete this lists in a timely fashon

[Lucas]

87. Chocolate covered Shuriken.

[Lucas]

89. Chocolate covered Trolls.

[Lucas]

90. less bums on this forum.

91. chocolate covered black belt.

[lkfmdc]

93. A Tuesday when LKFMDC didn't post a single thing on the forum (check)

94. For LKFMDC to return on a Wednesday and add to his wish list (check)

95. For chocolate covered (and nothing else) twins to show up at his door (go check the door!)

[Lucas]

96. A life size replica of the Tian Tan Buddha....covered in chocolate. Look in your backyard!

[Lucas]

85. To be me.

97. Covered in Chocolate.

[Lucas]

98. Life time subscription to http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/

99. An autographed copy of http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51B4J1KTNZL._AA240_.jpg

[Lucas]

100. KFM Forum COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!!

[GeneChing]

oh you guys don't me at all. it's nachos ******. i want the forum covered in nachos. why do you think we've made it this color? :rolleyes:

[lkfmdc]

oh you guys don't me at all. it's nachos ******. i want the forum covered in nachos. why do you think we've made it this color? :rolleyes:

Chocolate nacho sauce!

[Lucas]

101. To revert all chocolate wishes into Nacho Chocolate Cheese

[bakxierboxer]

???????????????????

Better?

I'm new at that stuff.

[Oso]

****, you're going ot make Gene work some banning on his own birthday thread.

[sanjuro_ronin]

.... or nothing at all on a rack like this:
http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/boobs-is-good (http://www.martialartsmart.net/index.html)
(with or without chocolate, nacho or otherwise)
(depending on his "tastes"...or lack thereof)

AY Caramba !!

Not safe for work by the way.

Still, I have a craving for milk all of a sudden.

[Oso]

yea, bakxier, you should delete before a mod has to...and, generally, they will ban for pron on a first offense.

[bakxierboxer]

****, you're going ot make Gene work some banning on his own birthday thread.

Hmmmm.... I hadn't thought of that.......
That make you feel better?

[Oso]

not about making me feel better, this board is visited by kids and I think the general thought is that we stay PG-13 at our worse. thanks for fixing.

[golden arhat]

for the preacher to wake up here

http://lh3.google.com/_Kr4qUflj1G8/Ra0SHaV1XqI/AAAAAAAAAZA/g0fou5aUE2s/s800/PIC00496.JPG


the good old m1

[GeneChing]

Close one, bakxierboxer. At least it allowed me to demo my forum fu on sanjuro_ronin's post.

[bakxierboxer]

Close one, bakxierboxer. At least it allowed me to demo my forum fu on sanjuro_ronin's post.

Thanks.

SR's post?
I'm "new" to this... tried deleting it & couldn't, so I over-wrote it and I thought that would "ripple" through any other references to it.... so they're actually not linked?
Nice "fix" by the way......

I just have this "funny" reaction whenever I see the word "rack".... :(

On top of that, it never occurred to me that anyone would think that particular "example" "attractive" let alone "provocative"... and it did come up "first" when googled for something supposedly "apropos".

Now I know it wasn't.

OTOH, there are certain fond memories of WEAPONS RACKS.....

[sanjuro_ronin]

Close one, bakxierboxer. At least it allowed me to demo my forum fu on sanjuro_ronin's post.

LOL !
Wrong thread Boss !