A Helpful tip for frequent flyers...

[diego]

If you are sitting next to someone on an airplane who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky, raise your arms, move your lips as if praying.

6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

[Matrix]

7. Get ready to be Tazered.

[rogue]

8. After you get out of prison make sure you sign up for Greyhounds Road Rewards program, because it's doubtful you'll ever see the inside of a plane again.

[WinterPalm]

I'm sure in today's America, being middle-eastern is enough to get that kind of attention.