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MightyB
03-03-2008, 11:37 AM
330 pages- finally got it.
Seen a strong man do it- figured I could do it too.
Figured right... there's a trick to it- but it still is hard to do.
Gives you a good burn in the ol' forearms.
Anybody else try it- you know- the ol' ripping a phone book in half trick?
The B.
sanjuro_ronin
03-03-2008, 12:13 PM
May I ask what the phone book ever did to you?
Did it look at you funny or try to steal your wallet?
MightyB
03-03-2008, 12:32 PM
it was dealing drugs to small children- drugs man! Had a whole pharmacy section pushing drugs! DRUGS:eek:
sanjuro_ronin
03-03-2008, 12:42 PM
it was dealing drugs to small children- drugs man! Had a whole pharmacy section pushing drugs! DRUGS:eek:
The ******* !!
Glad you ripped him a new one !!
MightyB
03-03-2008, 12:50 PM
Cuz everyone likes pics.
bakxierboxer
03-03-2008, 01:10 PM
Cuz everyone likes pics.
Ah, c'mon!
You know one of these non-believers is gonna ask you for the video! :rolleyes:
GunnedDownAtrocity
03-03-2008, 01:12 PM
Ah, c'mon!
You know one of these non-believers is gonna ask you for the video! :rolleyes:
vid or it didnt happen
MightyB
03-03-2008, 01:16 PM
I need to practice more before I post a vid. We should be getting a whole mess of free phonebooks with the next printing, so I'll get the chance to work on it a bit. When I get it down 100%- I'll post a vid. It's just like hard chi-gung demos in that there's a "trick" to doing it. It's still not easy- but there's a technique that you have to use to get it started. It took me about 5 tries before I got the start right. That's pure boredom baby- gotta love it.
sanjuro_ronin
03-03-2008, 01:28 PM
Cuz everyone likes pics.
Congrats, now go to work on that jar of pickles !!
I ripped up my phone bill! I got teenagers - my bill isn't small!
zapruder_bjj
03-03-2008, 03:32 PM
I need to practice more before I post a vid. We should be getting a whole mess of free phonebooks with the next printing, so I'll get the chance to work on it a bit. When I get it down 100%- I'll post a vid. It's just like hard chi-gung demos in that there's a "trick" to doing it. It's still not easy- but there's a technique that you have to use to get it started. It took me about 5 tries before I got the start right. That's pure boredom baby- gotta love it.
I was in an old storage warehouse when I learned to do this... I ran around picking up every phonebook(and for some reason there were pallets of them) maniacly laughing for hours. This is a similar resource to where I learned http://www.heavysports.com/emag/Clay_Edgin/phonebooks.html
Drake
03-04-2008, 04:05 AM
Directories around the world are now trembling in fear....
MightyB
03-04-2008, 05:31 AM
I was in an old storage warehouse when I learned to do this... I ran around picking up every phonebook(and for some reason there were pallets of them) maniacly laughing for hours. This is a similar resource to where I learned http://www.heavysports.com/emag/Clay_Edgin/phonebooks.html
Hey- that's the "secret". I was killing time at my kid's bookfair by reading a book for boy's titled "how to be the best at everything" http://www.amazon.com/How-Best-Everything-Boys-Book/dp/0545016282. It had an article about ripping phone books in half- basically it was the same information from your link.
It still requires forearm strength- but KFMers should try it. Imagine what kind of an impact tearing a phone book in half prior to giving a chin na demonstration would have.
sanjuro_ronin
03-04-2008, 05:32 AM
I just ripped someone a new A-hole, does that count ??
:D
MightyB
03-04-2008, 05:48 AM
I just ripped someone a new A-hole, does that count ??
:D
What you do with those special men in your life is your own business Sanjuro- we don't ask, you don't have to tell :D
sanjuro_ronin
03-04-2008, 05:50 AM
What you do with those special men in your life is your own business Sanjuro- we don't ask, you don't have to tell :D
I am all about sharing the love bro :cool:
Golden Spider
03-05-2008, 12:14 AM
But what does this have to do with ripping a telephone book in half from the spine?? With ALL fingers firmly planted!?
~You know, like Ashida Kim??
Drake
03-05-2008, 01:47 AM
This reminds me of the Three Stooges episode with the guy who could bite a book in half with his teeth. In the end, the Three Stooges accidentally hit him in the mouth, the guy lost his teeth and was ruined.
GunnedDownAtrocity
03-05-2008, 05:27 AM
i wanna see the video where you rip your first baby in half. thats what i wanna see anyway.
SevenStar
03-10-2008, 08:00 AM
Go to a daycare in the hood and you will probably see that at least twice per week. They gotta do something with those badass kids.
martialartspeon
03-10-2008, 12:17 PM
I really want to see a video of that.
GunnedDownAtrocity
03-11-2008, 02:34 PM
http://ogrishforum.com/
.... im sure theres a vid in there somewhere.
dougadam
03-18-2008, 06:38 AM
I live in a town where the phone book is only about 25 pages.
gwa sow
03-18-2008, 07:14 PM
i tried ripping a phone book in half today. got a 340pg book. felt proud of myself and went after a 900 pager. only could manage to start half of the pages to rip:(
g-bells
03-18-2008, 10:29 PM
I can rip some pretty mean ****s:eek::D
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