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12345
10-25-2001, 09:40 PM
I'm 5'9'' and 260lbs, up until my mid 20s I weighed about 160, would you say I have an advantage over a skinny guy in a fight?

DrunkenMonkey
10-25-2001, 09:45 PM
yes. What about it.

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Johnny Hot Shot
10-25-2001, 09:47 PM
Disadvantage. You'll Probably have a heart attack after 2 minutes.

5'9" 260? This seems like a serious heath issue. you should be more concerned in Kung Fu for health insted of fighting.

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GunnedDownAtrocity
10-25-2001, 09:52 PM
size is an advantage like any other.

it doesnt mean sh it if the other guy has advantages stacked up a mile high above yours.

where's my beer?

JWTAYLOR
10-25-2001, 09:57 PM
Dude, I'm with Johny Hot Shot here.
I seriously think that you are likely to get hurt. You need to get some weight off. I'm not trying to be mean or nothing, but that kind of weight is not good. Maybe some Kung Fu for you wouldn't be a bad idea?

JWT

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KC Elbows
10-25-2001, 10:01 PM
Are you afraid of skinny guys? :p

Shaolin36
10-25-2001, 10:35 PM
the obvious- with that size going on, you are sacrificing speed and agility

Mojo
10-25-2001, 10:36 PM
If your up against a skinny guy, just sit on him.

Yuen
10-25-2001, 11:01 PM
How much would those numbers be according to the metric system? ;)

Grappling-Insanity
10-25-2001, 11:28 PM
Well chances are you could just pick up a skinny guy and snap him in half. But you do need to loose SOME wieght.

KC Elbows
10-25-2001, 11:31 PM
Isn't this a troll? I mean, 1234? Lazy handle, no responses on his own thread. Boring troll at that. Let's talk about kung fu. Anyone?

kungfuyou
10-25-2001, 11:33 PM
I have the same stats, 5' 9" and 260 pounds. One would think that being this heavy makes you slower. Betcha it doesn't! It depends on how athletic you were/are. I've played almost every sport out there and am pretty good at them all. Just naturally athletic. After back to back to back injuries sidelined me over the past 4 years, I packed on the weight due to lack of in activity. But reflexes can't be taught. Natural ability can't either. Look at Sammo, he's a big guy and moves really well. Not to say every big can move like that, but don't under estimate the speed of someone because of their size, whether it be big OR small.

KC Elbows
10-25-2001, 11:38 PM
Hello, troll sniffers? You out there?

Hi, I'm 4'3", and I weight one metric ton. When I was fourteen, I weighed an ounce. Do you think I have an advantage over pipi longstockings?

sincerely yours,

alphabetagammadelta

SifuAbel
10-26-2001, 12:28 AM
Have you seen the size of my kung fu? I have a big kung fu.

Are you immortal?

sifuabel@yahoo.
com

KC Elbows
10-26-2001, 12:32 AM
Hi, I'm fat. When I was two, I was little. Does that give me an advantage over a hoho?

beanmouthintestinetoot

Martial Joe
10-26-2001, 12:50 AM
Hello,I am 5'7 130 pounds...
I do fine...

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DrunkenMonkey
10-26-2001, 01:05 AM
Martial Joe, How many fights have you been with a guy 100 pounds heavier than you?

12345, you're fat. Lose weight and stop drinking beer.

I'm 6'1 and 175 lbs

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Kristoffer
10-26-2001, 12:16 PM
SAMMO HUNG!! :eek: :rolleyes: fast?
man u must be REALLY slow if u think that sammo is fast HAHAHA :D ahhh man, lose weight :p

~K~
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HuangKaiVun
10-26-2001, 02:18 PM
small moving targets have to be CAUGHT.

large heavy objects have to be MOVED.

Wongsifu
10-26-2001, 02:21 PM
is that 250 pounds of pure unadulterated fat ? or is that 250 pounds or testosterone suspension and dianabol ???

:D

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straight blast
10-26-2001, 02:46 PM
You'll be right so long as the little fella doesn't know how to move quickly. If he does, you'll be like a low-geared truck trying to catch a rabbit. And it's true that some people are naturally athletic (I'm not) but you've gotta be able to catch the guy before you can use your fast hands/feet/whatever.
I used to be a fat s**t until I went to a gym. Six months later I went from an XL (sometimes XXL) to a Medium. And I've got more muscle than ever. Lose some weight and trounce the little dude. :cool:

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