The Sia Academy-so freakin good

[Black Jack II]

All I have to say is the second pic on this page is worth its weight in gold plated strippers.

http://www.siaacademy.com/html/Classes.html

[Wong Ying Home]

I do not think there are words to correctly describe my response to this..... I am somewhat in a state of catatonic shock :confused:

[cjurakpt]

fortunately I already have laser surgery scheduled this morning for hemorrhoids - so all I have to do is pretend that my face is my asz and they can just burn my eyes out!

[chrislomas]

Did anyone else think of zoolander?:eek::)

[TaichiMantis]

Did anyone else think of zoolander?:eek::)
BINGO!:D:cool:

[rogue]

So, 7* finally came up with a name for his school and a use for those Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka pajamas he scored on e-bay.

[TaiChiBob]

Greetings..

The first pic made me feel like my spine snapped and my head dropped out my a$$.. pic #2, well.. i see therapy in my future.. The curiosity, though, is exactly how does someone find such spiritually pornographic sites? what search criteria yields images of such horrifying potential.. oh, was that the "Flaming Pyramid Death Dance Kata"?

Be well.. (if you can after your eyes have set-upon such horror)...

[Kevin73]

I'd gouge my eyes out, but then that image would be the last thing my eyes would see and it would haunt me to the grave.

Did anyone notice that the classes are held in a church? CREEPY!!!

[sanjuro_ronin]

And now, something to disinfect our eyes:

[Old Noob]

Anger........fading.......:D

[TaiChiBob]

Greetings..

Balance... Thank you, sanjuro_ronin.. order has returned to the Universe..

Be well..

[TenTigers]

they have children's classes. I'd probably let Michael Jackson teach my kids before him.

[lkfmdc]

Never ceases to amaze me what people will fall for..... teaching an anicent Egyptian art "Hercules" founded in 45,000 BC :rolleyes:

But on a side note, isn't it amusing he has to teach out of a methodist church :D

[Scott R. Brown]

The only thing I have to say is:


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! :eek:

[lkfmdc]

LMFAO... read reviews of his books

http://kemet.250x.com/reviews/bookramsesbookofthedead.html

http://www.ancientegyptmagazine.com/reviews29.htm

[Wood Dragon]

I've had the thought that I might, after I get off Active Duty, start offering overpriced instruction in a blatantly fake "system", just to see how far it can go.

By "blatantly fake", I don't just mean "passed down to me by an old Shaolin monk in the hills of Taiwan. I mean "passed down to me by the last High Priestess of Athena, on the island of L-e-s-b-o-s (lol!)". Chris Clugston-style blatant.

$40 for 2 classes a week, $60/hr private instruction. Any visible similarity to Karate and Judo is completely in the mind of the uninitiated.

Sound like a plan?


*-interesting to see that the censor catches Le$bos. Evidently, KFO has a grudge against people from the Aegean islands...

[Scott R. Brown]

Evidently, KFO has a grudge against people from the Aegean islands...

It is the people of the Aegean that have something against those who have co-opted their name!

The people of Les-bos are trying to stop les-bians from using their name!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/2105052/*****s-islanders-want-to-stop-****sexual-women-calling-themselves-Lesbians.html

[Wood Dragon]

It is the people of the Aegean that have something against those who have co-opted their name!

The people of Les-bos are trying to stop les-bians from using their name!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/2105052/*****s-islanders-want-to-stop-****sexual-women-calling-themselves-Lesbians.html

Trademark dilution?

[KC Elbows]

It is the people of the Aegean that have something against those who have co-opted their name!

The people of Les-bos are trying to stop les-bians from using their name!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/2105052/*****s-islanders-want-to-stop-****sexual-women-calling-themselves-Lesbians.html



Something tells me you were not keeping abreast of Aegean news when you googled this.

[SimonM]

Man... I can't see the Sia academy from work. Now I'll have to go on KFM.com from home when I get back from practice tonight.

[Old Noob]

Man... I can't see the Sia academy from work. Now I'll have to go on KFM.com from home when I get back from practice tonight.

Make sure you have a copy of SR's picture to balance you back out after you've seen it. Otherwise, you may not recover.:D

[SimonM]

Well... since I generally don't follow SR photo links let me ask this:

Will it make my wife mad?

[Old Noob]

Well... since I generally don't follow SR photo links let me ask this:

Will it make my wife mad?

:D:D:D:DNot if she doesn't see it:D:D:D

[SimonM]

lol lol lol

[David Jamieson]

This is a paragraph written by a living god apparently....


The human body is the true temple which carries God's light within and it is our responsibility in life to nurture and develop this light. The stronger, firmer and lighter the body is, the closer it is to God. Every spiritual order has a form of physical culture to develop the body and each system depends upon its level of knowledge of the human body, its function, meaning and potential. The Egyptian understanding of the human body is the course from which all other nations drew their comprehension of the human sciences. This knowledge was held by the ancient sages of Atlantis, who emigrated to Egypt in around 50,509 BC and so it was to Egypt that the prophets, seers and lawgivers of all other nations came to study. Abraham, Moses, Pythagoras, Solon, the Yellow Emperor of China, Plato and Jesus are just a few examples of such students.

wow! how could he have known!!?

:p

[TenTigers]

The first pic looks like Joe Piscipo, the send looks like Tim Curry,
both creep me out.

[Old Noob]

The first pic looks like Joe Piscipo, the send looks like Tim Curry,
both creep me out.

Yeah, his kicks go through schools.;)

[cjurakpt]

Yeah, his kicks go through schools.;)

My sister kicked me once...once!

[cerebus]

LOL! Dayum! The most hilarious thing is his facial expression in that second pic! It's like he's saying "You want this don't you? I KNOW you want this." :eek::eek: :D

[TenTigers]

more like,'Hello, Boys!":eek:

[Scott R. Brown]

LOL! Dayum! The most hilarious thing is his facial expression in that second pic! It's like he's saying "You want this don't you? I KNOW you want this." :eek::eek: :D

Yeah, I noticed that too....and the thing is.....I kind of did for a moment there!!:eek:

[cerebus]

LOL! I guess the other thing that really comes to mind is Austin Powers' voice saying "Do I Make you horney baby?" :p

[CLFNole]

Personally I just dig the cool sandals. :eek: The leopard skin doesn't work for me though.