I'm Back Baby!

[SimonM]

Yesterday we did 5 2 minute rounds at the end of the first hour of class. I'm still slow and get hit more than the best people would but my resilience has come all the way back. Also my power is about as good as it's ever been. Felled one of the better guys I was sparring with with a single kick.

:D

Fighting again felt soooo good.

[MasterKiller]

Fighting is for poofs.

[sanjuro_ronin]

Bah, glorified kick boxing !

[SimonM]

And proud of it.

[David Jamieson]

well that's just ghey because only the ghey do that sort of thing. not that there's anything wrong with that. so welcome back. still though... pretty ghey. :p

[SimonM]

I also had one Jiu Jutsu match (which I lost but it was a close thing this time...) and everyone knows that Jiu Jutsu is the gheyest martial art. ;)

Ah well... I will have to console myself that ghey though my enjoyment of kickboxing and wrestling is I still go home to a hottie wife. :p

[MasterKiller]

Just remember, while you're out making sweaty man-love, she could be at home making sweaty hot, lonely wife love.

[SimonM]

LOL! She's working an evening shift today.

[mkriii]

Just remember, while you're out making sweaty man-love, she could be at home making sweaty hot, lonely wife love.


Lonely wife love? Does that mean with another woman, man, or with a batery operated machine?

Heck, if she's real hot I 'll take care of those lonely nights for her.

[SimonM]

No, she needs more of a man than you will ever be. :D

[mkriii]

No, she needs more of a man than you will ever be. :D

More than me? Wow. Thats a woman if she can take more than I can offer her (11 inches). :eek:

[Old Noob]

More than me? Wow. Thats a woman if she can take more than I can offer her (11 inches). :eek:

Women don't like it when you touch them with your feet.

[SimonM]

Well said Old Newb.

[mkriii]

Women don't like it when you touch them with your feet.

I wasn't tlking about my feet but she would like it if I touched her with my feet. I can do things with my toes that would drive her crazy with pleasure. :D

[MasterKiller]

I can do things with my toes that would drive her crazy with pleasure. :D
Walk away?

[Old Noob]

Walk away?

We are not worthy.

[mkriii]

Walk away?

No. Do I need to go into detail for you?

[SimonM]

We need not hear about your teenage goth foot fetish fantasies, thanks.

[Ray Pina]

Bro. Why not even go there and show some respect for a man's wife?

[Ray Pina]

SimonM. Nice to have you back where you belong.... knocking guys down.

[SimonM]

Thanks Ray, it's good to be back at it. :D

[mkriii]

Bro. Why not even go there and show some respect for a man's wife?

Someones got to take care of the Mrs. if he not at home takin' care of er. Might as well be me. :D

[SimonM]

Translation: the post-pubescent teenager can't help himself. Don't worry Ray, I long since relegated mkrii to the position of twerp when he e-challenged me a few threads ago.

[mkriii]

Translation: the post-pubescent teenager can't help himself. Don't worry Ray, I long since relegated mkrii to the position of twerp when he e-challenged me a few threads ago.

whoooo, you called me a twerp. that hurts my feeling. now you appologize right htis second or i'll be forced to call you a bname back. get a life simon and mind your own business.

[Old Noob]

whoooo, you called me a twerp. that hurts my feeling. now you appologize right htis second or i'll be forced to call you a bname back. get a life simon and mind your own business.

Yeah, mind your own business and pay no attention to the fact that he's engaging in sexual inuendo re: your wife. Hey . . . . .wait a second. . . . that would be your business wouldn't it? Isn't this your thread BTW?!?!?!?!

Signed Confused

[SimonM]

Yeah, well fourteen year olds aren't often known for their stellar logic.