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[rogue]

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Oso, is this what you do in your spar time?:D

Ninja Love (http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=qdS5lkeN8_8&mode=related&search=)

Decide like a Ninja (http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=khS4zlinxk0&mode=related&search=)

Remember, always stab first.

[David Jamieson]

Dude, I thought you were the Ninja taht was answering questions.

those other ninja's **** is fake.

meh :mad:

*shuffles off angrily with his thought*

[GeneChing]

Check it out (http://askaninjabook.com/).

[Lucas]

Check it out (http://askaninjabook.com/).

haha hell ya!

one time he did a tribute to the best comic strip ever created on the face of this earth.

The White Ninja (http://whiteninjacomics.com/)

[GeneChing]

Win an autographed edition of Ask a Ninja Presents: The Ninja Handbook
by Douglas Sarine and Kent Nichols (http://www.kungfumagazine.net/index.html). Contest ends 6:00 p.m. PST on 10/27/08. Good luck everyone.

[Lucas]

I hope I win, if im lucky, ill be the only one who noticed this is here and thus the only one to apply.

if not, ill just have to PURCHASE the book, at which point ill use the information within to eliminate those who thwarted my attempt to get free stuff.

[SimonM]

How do I enter the contest? Is it by posting in this thread? If so I want to enter the contest. :D

[Lucas]

How do I enter the contest? Is it by posting in this thread? If so I want to enter the contest. :D

DONT EVEN DARE SIMON!

that book is mine.

dont make me have Uki mail me some of his poisons, you do NOT want to be eliminated. :p

if you can use your ninja skills, i have posted how to enter in this very post, you must use your supreme ninja skills to detect it though.

p.s., click on the link in Gene's post, it will take you to the entry page

[SimonM]

Lol! :D:D:D

Even my ninja skills are not sufficient to circumvent the evil work web-filter. I will have to enter the contest from home.

[Lucas]

Lol! :D:D:D

Even my ninja skills are not sufficient to circumvent the evil work web-filter. I will have to enter the contest from home.

lol, im glad at least that you do indeed posess the skeelz of the ninja poster... lemon chiffon ftw

[SimonM]

Yes, I long ago learned the art of the ninja post. My master was a venerable old man who I have mentioned before; master Bendan Diannao

[Lucas]

He must truly have been a master, for I know not his postings!

[Lucas]

i might just start posting like this in the regular forums....

[SimonM]

L O L I wonderif this will work.

[Lucas]

L O L I wonderif this will work.

lol, that looks so when i hit quote button.

[GeneChing]

According to our good friends at Ask A Ninja, today is The Sixth Annual Day of the Ninja (http://askaninja.a.wiki-site.com/index.php/Main_Page).

Shouldn't it be Night of the Ninja?

[GeneChing]

My 2007: Year of the Ninja (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45577) didn't pan out the way I had hoped. Ninjas are hard to predict that way.

Check it out - a ninja grandma!

Golden years, black belt: 71-year-old excels at martial arts (http://www.southwestiowanews.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=20218855&BRD=2703&PAG=461&dept_id=627131&rfi=6)
DIANE WETZEL, Midlands News Service
12/11/2008

Don't let her slight stature and quiet demeanor fool you. Dorothy Fugate could toss you over her head in a heartbeat.

Fugate, 71, received her second-degree black belt in To-Shin Do, the study of the Japanese martial art of ninjutsu, during a promotion demonstration Tuesday at Inner Power Martial Arts. Fugate did a demonstration of her skills, and took part in a free response, which means she was required to deal with whatever, or whoever, came at her. Attackers came at her from various angles and using various weapons.

"During the demonstration, she took a guy 6 feet 2 inches tall, weighing about 250 and threw him right over her head," said Al Kleinkauf, owner of Inner Power and Fugate's instructor. "It's like I tell my students... nobody is getting younger, stronger or faster. We have to get smarter."

Fugate has been studying martial arts for nearly 11 years. "I never thought I would make it this far," Fugate said. A mother of five, and grandmother of 10, Fugate was taking square dance lessons at the North Platte Senior Center when a staff from a local martial arts academy showed up for a demonstration.

"A couple of friends and I took lessons as a lark," Fugate said. "We laughed our way through the first two weeks." For someone Fugate's age and small stature to achieve the level she has is nothing short of amazing, Kleinkauf said. "It's the most remarkable thing I've seen in my 22 years of teaching," Kleinkauf said. "She has fought her way through heart problems, strains and broken bones to stay with this. There are many people who could do this and don't."

Fugate has no plans to stop training anytime soon.
"Many people receive a black belt and think they are done," she said. "There are 10 degrees in the art, and each degree of training is different. First-degree black belt is when the serious training starts."

Martial arts is only one of the energetic Fugate's interests. She participates in 5K road runs, and loves to go dancing two or three times a week. She also rides her bike, rollerblades and exercises in cardio rehab five mornings a week.

[Lucas]

dang i wish she were my grandma. granny got some skeelz

[@PLUGO]

Who's seen ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES?

It turns out Killer Tomato Entertainment, Inc. along with Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine of Ask A Ninja, will be developing a remake.


"The original picture spawned a generation of entertainers inspired by the irreverent and hilarious political satire created by John DeBello, Costa Dillon and Steve Peace. The sublime comedy Kent and Douglas have created for New Media is both brilliant and hilarious -- they are the perfect team to bring 'Killer Tomatoes' into the 21st Century,"

~Producer M. Dal Walton III