Calmness in our Lives

[TenTigers]

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolate s. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

[sanjuro_ronin]

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolate s. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Dr,Phil sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls.
Besides that, I don't like him either.

[David Jamieson]

also not a fan of Phil.

panders to the most ridiculous of premises.

one more emotional terrorist on the oprah payline.

but, that is a funny joke. :p

[SimonM]

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolate s. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

ROTFLMFAO!!!1

I think some people thought you were being serious about the whold Dr. Phil advice thing.

[sanjuro_ronin]

ROTFLMFAO!!!1

I think some people thought you were being serious about the whold Dr. Phil advice thing.

Just the mere mention of the name Dr.Phil entitles you to a series of Harlot Slaps !!

[sanjuro_ronin]

My "WA", My inner harmony is bets found in the following:

[Oso]

dude, i think i saw her in some hardcore shiat...

[David Jamieson]

My "WA", My inner harmony is bets found in the following:

that's some fine inguinal crease right there!

[TenTigers]

that's some fine inguinal crease right there!

hey man, we're Kung-Fu guys. The word is,"Kwa."
as in, "That's some fine kwa,right there!"

[BoulderDawg]

I can't stand Dr Phil.....

The worst was when he rushed to the aid of Brittney Spears and made sure everyone and his brother knew that Dr Phil was "on the job"