xygie
01-10-2001, 02:38 AM
Hey NHB...You said you wonder what it would be like to set foot in the UFC Octagon?
The following is a computer simulation of xygie vs NHB...
Announcer: Are you ready to RUMMMBLE?
NHB: Takes off head-phones of his pink Sony Walkman blarring the new Britney Spears CD.
Me: Set down my lap top.
NHB: Tries to figure out which of the 8 corners to hide in.
Me: Look NHB! Your picture is on the TV monitor!
NHB: Where? (looks up)
Me: Right front kick.
NHB: Strikes the arch of my foot with his testicles.
Counters by striking my right finger tips with his eye-balls.
Me: Perform ground mantis left drop-slide kick to NHB's right shin, just above the ankle.
NHB: Counters by allowing his right leg to splinter.
Me: Set up points Lu 5, 8 or Ht 5. Right side palm strike tianchuang (heaven's window), Dim-Mak point SI16.
NHB: Undergoes neurologic disorganization and shut down...Laughs and falls to his knee's. Lips puckered as if to receive enlightenment from 8stepsifu.
Master Sun, What should I do?
Master Sun: I don't know?...I'm out of here!
NHB: Hey! Come back here with my wallet! :)
The following is a computer simulation of xygie vs NHB...
Announcer: Are you ready to RUMMMBLE?
NHB: Takes off head-phones of his pink Sony Walkman blarring the new Britney Spears CD.
Me: Set down my lap top.
NHB: Tries to figure out which of the 8 corners to hide in.
Me: Look NHB! Your picture is on the TV monitor!
NHB: Where? (looks up)
Me: Right front kick.
NHB: Strikes the arch of my foot with his testicles.
Counters by striking my right finger tips with his eye-balls.
Me: Perform ground mantis left drop-slide kick to NHB's right shin, just above the ankle.
NHB: Counters by allowing his right leg to splinter.
Me: Set up points Lu 5, 8 or Ht 5. Right side palm strike tianchuang (heaven's window), Dim-Mak point SI16.
NHB: Undergoes neurologic disorganization and shut down...Laughs and falls to his knee's. Lips puckered as if to receive enlightenment from 8stepsifu.
Master Sun, What should I do?
Master Sun: I don't know?...I'm out of here!
NHB: Hey! Come back here with my wallet! :)