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Yao Sing
05-07-2009, 07:45 AM
Just his picture (http://wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=97262) alone is enough to prevent robberies!
Lucas
05-07-2009, 11:10 AM
thats just because chuck's picture is more hardcore than most people are.
GreenCloudCLF
05-07-2009, 11:18 AM
The Soviet Union collapsed after watching a Delta Froce marathon. Burglars stand no chance vs. a photo.
gwa sow
05-07-2009, 06:03 PM
chuck norris is what willis was talking about:D
Water Dragon
05-07-2009, 07:46 PM
Some men's right testicle is bigger than the left. Each of Chuck Norris' testicles is bigger than the other one.
sean_stonehart
05-08-2009, 04:28 AM
Chuck Norris could stop the rotation of the earth if he were to practice his stomp kicks. That's why he doesn't.