PDA

View Full Version : Attn: David Jamieson



Water Dragon
05-22-2009, 03:41 PM
I have just noticed the caption under your name, and hereby challenge you to a secret internet kumite deathmatch. If you refuse my challenge, I shall devote the rest of my life to cyberstalking and heckling yo @ss on internet forums.

That is all

Have a nice weekend

David Jamieson
05-23-2009, 08:19 AM
*Launches salvo.*

I sunk your battle ...ok, sloop and crew.

so, continue to eat lead pirate scum!


*sends destroyers towards motorboat*

AdrianK
05-23-2009, 11:55 AM
Unfortunately the Canadian "Destroyer", is actually just a dude in a boat with an m60 :p

Mr Punch
05-23-2009, 04:37 PM
You lie!

There's an oarsman too!

IronFist
05-23-2009, 06:19 PM
I think Water Dragon won by total pwnage.

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Water+Dragon&word2=David+Jamieson

David Jamieson
05-23-2009, 08:25 PM
Unfortunately the Canadian "Destroyer", is actually just a dude in a boat with an m60 :p

lol, you wish...not.

You do realize US and Canadian Naval forces work in the same battle groups right?

We's got some nice ass destroyers and frigates, couple of nuke subs and plenty of super high tech.

only problem is, what do we do with the pirates if we catch em?

AdrianK
05-24-2009, 01:06 AM
Make em walk the plank! :D

And yeah, I do realize canada has an actual navy :p

Water Dragon
05-24-2009, 07:35 AM
only problem is, what do we do with the pirates if we catch em?

Catch a pirate? Whatever, don't you realize I am the Ninja of te sea? I'm like, totally sweet.

David Jamieson
05-24-2009, 09:07 AM
just don't flip out and kill yer mom ok?

Water Dragon
05-24-2009, 12:44 PM
I'll flip out and slice up your pickles and eggs and serve it to you in a salad. Then I'll sit silently in the corner and contemplate my navel. I don't need a reason. Just being a Pirate-Ninja is reason enough.

Mas Judt
05-26-2009, 02:16 PM
lol, you wish...not.

You do realize US and Canadian Naval forces work in the same battle groups right?

We's got some nice ass destroyers and frigates, couple of nuke subs and plenty of super high tech.

only problem is, what do we do with the pirates if we catch em?

Of course, you probably think Canada is a separate country too...

David Jamieson
05-26-2009, 04:59 PM
Of course, you probably think Canada is a separate country too...

separate from what?

Mas Judt
05-26-2009, 07:34 PM
You know, like it's not America's hat or something... :D

Don't worry about the Ninja David - they can only attack one at a time...

David Jamieson
05-27-2009, 10:14 AM
You know, like it's not America's hat or something... :D

Don't worry about the Ninja David - they can only attack one at a time...

I personally think NA will eventually be all one big happy union.

That way we can economically kick the crap out of all comers.

Just the greedy old men have to die off first so the real visionaries can get to work at it.

Any one of the three nations in NA and CA cannot beat china, india and EEC alone, but together we can have them shining our shoes for a thousand years!

Go NA!!!

p.s I am peeved at the EEC for being such a bunch of puzzies about the seal stuff right now. :D

Mr Punch
05-27-2009, 07:38 PM
That post was Officially: The Ghey.

...for so many reasons.

How the hell are you gonna take on even one pirate?

David Jamieson
05-28-2009, 03:34 AM
shoot him in the head with a mossberg, then take his boat and scuttle it.