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android18
05-27-2009, 11:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJkdh_gGsIo
Shaolinlueb
05-27-2009, 11:38 AM
monkeys throw poop.

poop throwers are superior. no one likes getting hit with sh*t.
uki
05-30-2009, 05:29 PM
you gotta love your birth year...

*meow* :D
Taryn P.
05-30-2009, 08:22 PM
monkeys throw poop.

poop throwers are superior. no one likes getting hit with sh*t.
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End result:

1 live tiger with some poop smears + 1 dead monkey.

I'll be the Tiger.
uki
06-02-2009, 04:28 AM
sometimes it takes a well aimed piece of poop to draw the tiger out. :D
David Jamieson
06-02-2009, 04:50 AM
sometimes it takes a well aimed piece of poop to draw the tiger out. :D

maybe so, but what would be the point of drawing the tiger out?
uki
06-02-2009, 05:32 AM
maybe so, but what would be the point of drawing the tiger out?ask the monkey.
SPJ
06-02-2009, 07:12 AM
tiger thrives on weight so tiger jumps.

monkey thrives on speed so monkey does quick attack and quick retreat.

monkey uses 4 limbs and tail to grab on branches of a tree.

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so a combination of monkey quick steps and tiger jump.

nay

just thinking out loud.

:D
Taryn P.
06-02-2009, 08:26 AM
but what would be the point of drawing the tiger out?
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If you draw the Tiger out, you will find yourself up close and personal with a MULTITUDE of points. Sharp ones.
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ask the monkey.
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You can't ask anything of a DEAD monkey.
Shaolinlueb
06-02-2009, 08:47 AM
tigers cant climb in tree.... oh wait i have seen plenty of tigers in trees.......

i'm a rooster for birth year. thats something to be proud of......
Taryn P.
06-02-2009, 08:49 AM
i'm a rooster for birth year. thats something to be proud of......
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Mmmmmm.... Tigers like chicken even better than monkey. :p
sanjuro_ronin
06-02-2009, 08:50 AM
tigers cant climb in tree.... oh wait i have seen plenty of tigers in trees.......

i'm a rooster for birth year. thats something to be proud of......

Booyah, 1969 baby :D
TenTigers
06-02-2009, 09:09 AM
7/11/57 Fire Rooster-I'm a roasted chicken!
sanjuro_ronin
06-02-2009, 09:34 AM
7/11/57 Fire Rooster-I'm a roasted chicken!

We Portuguese make the best bar-b-que chicken, ever !
David Jamieson
06-02-2009, 09:54 AM
Dragon here.
KC Elbows
06-02-2009, 10:07 AM
Dog here. And I would use my doggie style on both the chicken and the tiger. Which may be why I'm not allowed within 500 feet of a Petco.
Xiao3 Meng4
06-02-2009, 10:07 AM
7/11/57 Fire Rooster-I'm a roasted chicken!

7/11/80 here... Yang Metal Monkey (Year), Yin Water Goat (Month), Yin Wood Rooster (Day).

You'd be a Yin Fire Rooster (Year), Yin Fire Goat (Month), Yang Wood Monkey (Day).

Ever try getting a free slurpee from 711 on your birthday?
uki
06-02-2009, 10:40 AM
wow. looking at all the signs its no wonder its such a god-darned c0ckfest in here all the time... all the frigg'in roosters!!

7/11/80 here... Yang Metal Monkey (Year), Yin Water Goat (Month), Yin Wood Rooster (Day).double wow. my daughter is the metal(gold) dragon, 7-11-2000... nice.


Ever try getting a free slurpee from 711 on your birthday?convience store jokes must come with the birthday. :D
KC Elbows
06-02-2009, 10:43 AM
What kind of dog would 5/14/1970 be?
Xiao3 Meng4
06-02-2009, 10:56 AM
7/11/2000: Yang Metal Dragon (Year), Yin Water Goat (Month), Yang Metal Horse (Day).

5/14/1970: Yang Metal Dog (Year), Yin Metal Snake (Month), Yin Wood Goat (Day).


convience store jokes must come with the birthday. :D

Without a doubt.
KC Elbows
06-02-2009, 11:03 AM
7/11/2000: Yang Metal Dragon (Year), Yin Water Goat (Month), Yang Metal Horse (Day).

5/14/1970: Yang Metal Dog (Year), Yin Metal Snake (Month), Yin Wood Goat (Day).


Thanks!
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