Ultimate Streetfight III!!!!!!

[DrunkenMonkey]

lets start a little cleaner than where we ended, OK?

*the game starts. Suddenly Ralek enters, strutting in his pair of mail-in Boxer shorts. He bounces and shadow boxes for a moment. Suddenly, Johnny Bravo enters in, runs his hand through his hair. He looks to Ralek, grins and says,...*

"If I knew then what I know now, I would have killed him."

[Kung Lek]

...." hey aren't you the guy who challenged me at KungFu magazine .coms forum?"

He then clenches both fists and charges at Ralek at full speed...


ps, yes let's keep it clean this time guys. :D

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

[Sharky]

**** you kung lek ;)

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[joedoe]

.. then the world blows up because it cannot handle the pressure of having a clean ultimate street fight thread. :D

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You're fu(king up my chi

[Kristoffer]

then <I become president of the universe.

Ralek is my house pet. :eek:

~K~
"maybe not in combat..... but think of the chicks man, the chicks!"

[CanadianBadAss]

THE END

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[Kristoffer]

so whats up with public forums? blablabla,, blabblaaaBlah :mad:

~K~
"maybe not in combat..... but think of the chicks man, the chicks!"

[chokeyouout2]

Does everyone here like chinese hot mustard or wasabi?

When you'r telling one of your little stories, here's a idea; Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

[HopGar]

how about hasish (crack) just kidding........

Zvika

"He's not dead, 'es resting! Well if 'e's resting, I'll wake him up! 'Ello Mr. Polly Parrot...." -Monty Python, Dead Parrot Sketch

[herring]

This is one intense street fight!

[soy]

LOL

[Xebsball]

Sharky, you funny yong man :D

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

[Piccolo Junior]

Hashish isn't crack, not even close. Crack is a form of Cocaine, Hashish is a form of Marijuana.

"It is necessary to drink alcohol and pursue other fun human activities. The art of someone who is too serious has no flavour."- Choki Motobu

[RedDragon]

wasabi?....................wasaaaaaaaaaaaaabi..... ........WAAAAAAAASSSSAAAAAABI!!!!!!!!!

"United We Stand, Divided We Fall."

[neptunesfall]

and then?
no and then!
and then?
no and then!
and then?
no and then!
and then?
no and then!
annnnnnnnnnd thennnnnnnnnnn?
IF YOU SAY AND THEN ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO COME IN THERE AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
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andthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthena ndthenandthenandthenandthenandthen?

[Sharky]

was gonna say, hashish ain't even close. Makes a good combo though, if that's your thang.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Water Dragon]

Jeez, Now I'm sorry I started this. I think this is copyright infringement, no?

Most actions of men can be explained by observing a pack of dogs. Not wild dogs, just neighborhood dogs who all scurry under the fence on the same night and set off together to reclaim a glimmer of the glory their species possessed before domestication.

[Sharky]

this thread is pretty ****in brass man

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[DrunkenMonkey]

*and then the world returned from its expulsion into nothingness and ralek is seen again about to give some serious ass-pleasure to johnny bravo*

"If I knew then what I know now, I would have killed him."

[Kristoffer]

Im gonna eat now

~K~
"maybe not in combat..... but think of the chicks man, the chicks!"

[GreyMystik]

and then JWT and Kung Lek pull out their Chef Hats and put them on, while simultaneously chanting in unison about...