What is a kungfu grip?

[SPJ]

so what it is?

GI Joes know it.

:confused:

[uki]

kung fu grip is simply a trendy term that is mis-informative to the ignorant... now a masons grip on the other hand...

[WinterPalm]

Judo grip is also a good one...those guys have a GRIP.

[TenTigers]

-or a lion's paw

[ghostexorcist]

Porno Barbie comes with that.

[hskwarrior]

if someone tried to cut off my shaboinker......i'd have G.I. Joe's kung fu grip too!!!!

[Scott R. Brown]

I spend most of my time just trying to get a grip on reality!:eek:

[uki]

I spend most of my time just trying to get a grip on reality!why waste the time and energy to grip something that is not fixed?

[Scott R. Brown]

why waste the time and energy to grip something that is not fixed?

Fixed as in loaded dice...or fixed as in immovable/unchangeable?

[SPJ]

self consciousness is the tough cookie.

we are what we believe what we are.

sometimes or alot of times, we would be lost.

such as we are losing it.

or get a hold of yourself

or get a grip.

grip or holding on to something.

we are redefining ourself all the time.

what is me.

I think therefore I am.

so what is you?

:D

[uki]

i was, now i am...

[SPJ]

i was, now i am...

good one.

:cool:

[GeneChing]

Search youtube if you want to hear it. There are dozens of versions, all begging not to be taken down. I couldn't find an official vid. Is it out yet?


Jonas Brothers
Kung Fu Grip Lyrics:

She's got a smile.
That I’d die for.
Everyone knows, that I’m
A prisoner of war, for her. Yeah.

Sometimes I wish
I had a kung fu grip
Never let her slip,
Away she'd be my girl.

I Really wish she knew
What I feel is true
She'd be my darlin,
I would be her hero too.

I’m so in love
With her.
Don’t care who knows
That I’m
Ready to fight, ready to go.
Just like a G.I. Joe

Sometimes I wished.
I had a kung fu grip.
Never let her slip,
Away. She'd be my girl.

I Really wish she knew
What I feel is true.
She'd be my darlin
I would be her hero too.

Sometimes I wish
I had a kung fu grip.
Never let her slip,
Away. She'd be my girl.

Really wish she knew
What I feel is true.
She'd be my darlin
I would be her hero too.

She'd be my darlin
I would be her hero too. [x3]

[goju]

oh yeah thats the one song you were trying to serenade gina carano with when you met her lol

[Lucas]

actually, i cant think of it now, there is an older song that refers to "the G.I. Joe, Kungfu Grip." all in one line. cant remember who for the life of me but im pretty sure it predates the jonas brothers. for some reason im thinking hiphop, maybe bestie boys, i could be way off mark though.

[Lucas]

OH WAIT I REMEMBER

its SUBLIME 'Caress Me Down' is the song.

waaaayyyyy ybetter than the sissy jonas brothers

[Lucas]

'so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn't know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip'

so you see the evidence, the jonas brothers got the idea from bradley RIP, stupid kids.

[Scott R. Brown]

i was, now i am...

I WASN'T, and never WAS!:)