View Full Version : I would wreck that Jade Goddess chick in the new issue of KFM
MasterKiller
09-29-2009, 12:54 PM
That is all.
Lucas
09-29-2009, 01:02 PM
agreed.
these are not the words you are looking for...
cerebus
09-29-2009, 01:09 PM
Yes, this thread is meaningless without pics... ;)
xcakid
09-29-2009, 01:11 PM
I would bang her harder than Hurricane Katrina banged a screen door......oh did I just type that out loud??.....erase, erase, erase....
David Jamieson
09-29-2009, 01:18 PM
jade goddess you say....hmmmn
Boston Bagua
09-29-2009, 01:19 PM
You guys miss the point.
Not about the wrecking, or the banging.
Its about moving your energy and not succumbing the Clouds and the Rain.....:eek::D for as long as possible....
MasterKiller
09-29-2009, 01:19 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/450181334_b277e70869_o.jpg
Lucas
09-29-2009, 01:27 PM
that pic doesnt really capture the body of the subject. :D
go buy your own **** issue goju or better yet, SUBSCRIBE~
yeargh!!! thats her!
horse teeth!
GeneChing
09-29-2009, 01:37 PM
For those of you not subscribed, our Nov Dec issue (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55332) drops next Monday. You'll want to go straight to The Jade Egg By Selena Lu. :cool:
MasterKiller
09-29-2009, 01:37 PM
yeargh!!! thats her!
horse teeth!
That was the best one I could find on short notice. In the issue, she is smokin hot. Plus, she's a sex guru, so you know she likes @nal.
David Jamieson
09-29-2009, 01:38 PM
I believe the term goju is looking for is "butterface"
lol
not all angles do us justice.
GeneChing
09-29-2009, 01:42 PM
But a question for MK, if she trains jade egg, why the hell would you go anal? :confused:
MasterKiller
09-29-2009, 01:44 PM
But a question for MK, if she trains jade egg, why the hell would you go anal? :confused:
That's why you have thumbs!
Lucas
09-29-2009, 01:51 PM
lol MK. hey, at least this thread remains on topic!
that dame looks like across betwen this and this lol:D
Lucas
09-29-2009, 02:16 PM
wait till you see the article pictures. i would, without hesitation, tap the hell out of that.
Pork Chop
09-29-2009, 02:43 PM
this?
http://www.sacredearthjourneys.ca/blaster2/NewsletterImages/Saida-Desilets.jpg
http://assets.personallifemedia.com/images/g-saida-d-silets-and-sol-sebastian-2093-SM.jpg
http://alchemyofpassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/desilets_saida_0342.jpg
http://www.charlescantrell.com/saida.jpg
sorry, but no...
this?
http://www.sacredearthjourneys.ca/blaster2/NewsletterImages/Saida-Desilets.jpg
http://assets.personallifemedia.com/images/g-saida-d-silets-and-sol-sebastian-2093-SM.jpg
http://alchemyofpassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/desilets_saida_0342.jpg
http://www.charlescantrell.com/saida.jpg
sorry, but no...
she has the eyes of a oversexed rabies ridden squirrel:D
Lucas
09-29-2009, 02:55 PM
None of those show the jade egg frog position!
David Jamieson
09-29-2009, 04:09 PM
lol.
teenagers. :p
wow i did not know what the jade egg and frog posotion was till goolged it just now:eek::eek::eek::eek::D
Lucas
09-29-2009, 04:33 PM
wow i did not know what the jade egg and frog posotion was till goolged it just now:eek::eek::eek::eek::D
i just googled "jade egg frog position" and the first hit was the title of this thread with a link to this thread. lol
That is all.i bet your wife would then wreck you...
taai gihk yahn
09-29-2009, 05:08 PM
But a question for MK, if she trains jade egg, why the hell would you go anal? :confused:
his motto is one in the pink, two in the stink...
taai gihk yahn
09-29-2009, 05:10 PM
she has the eyes of a oversexed rabies ridden squirrel:D
what she looks like is someone with "issues"...
what she looks like is someone with "issues"...i think masterkiller has issues... publicly imploring that he will "wreck" a female is a bit disturbing... i hope everything is going alright at home with him. if i was one of his students reading this, i would cancel my school membership at once - this truly is conduct unbecoming... a new low has been established. well done master...
Ray Pina
09-29-2009, 05:31 PM
Cute.
And all you pervs should be banned.
taai gihk yahn
09-29-2009, 05:32 PM
And all you pervs should be banned.
there would be no one left here then...
there would be no one left here then...is anyone really even here??
TenTigers
09-29-2009, 05:52 PM
she's crazed-she has that one right eye that is possessed by Satan. And the pic with the guy looks like he's got "crazy eyes"-as Josie Wales would say.
They're a match, no doubt.
Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It's like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.
Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It's like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.of course you could always teach your children how to handle potentially dangerous items and thus cease from having to worry about child proofing your house. :)
TenTigers
09-29-2009, 06:06 PM
oh yeah, and hide the children.(thanx for reminding me)
Then get some rope an some pulleys, a trapeze, a chinese basket, some duct tape, plastic sheets and cool whip, and go to town!
TenTigers
09-29-2009, 06:09 PM
..and handcuffs, leg cuffs, french maid outfit, blindfold, feather, mink glove, massage oils, candles, tazer, romantic music......
TenTigers
09-29-2009, 06:10 PM
..and some dayum sunglasses to cover up them crazy eyes!
Water Dragon
09-30-2009, 03:25 PM
This chick should make a porno with the Iron Crotch guy.
Gene, make it happen!
David Jamieson
09-30-2009, 03:37 PM
I think the secret word idea is workable.
TenTigers
10-01-2009, 11:04 PM
yeah, yeah, yeah.
You obviously haven't seen Karen Black in,"Trilogy of Terror."
I'm tellin ya, hide the cutlery.
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sha0lin1
10-02-2009, 08:11 AM
Her husband looks like a very happy man.
Ray Pina
10-02-2009, 12:53 PM
Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It's like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.
I'm painting myself into a corner now dating two single moms. But they're young and hot so what am I supposed to do, take a pass?
MasterKiller
10-02-2009, 12:57 PM
I'm painting myself into a corner now dating two single moms. But they're young and hot so what am I supposed to do, take a pass?
Dude, past 30, you can't throw a rock without hitting a single mom. Just be straight about your intentions and don't get too close to the kid if you don't plan on sticking around.
Ray Pina
10-02-2009, 12:57 PM
So what is this woman doing that has you all in a stir? Let me guess, some white chick sticking things in herself and "meditating" and/or "breathing" to increase her "vitality."
Is that it? And if so, who's her teacher? We could all learn from that person.
MasterKiller
10-02-2009, 12:59 PM
So what is this woman doing that has you all in a stir? Let me guess, some white chick sticking things in herself and "meditating" and/or "breathing" to increase her "vitality."
Is that it? And if so, who's her teacher? We could all learn from that person.
She sticks jade rocks in her cooch to exercise her love muscles, man!
Pork Chop
10-02-2009, 01:03 PM
just needed an excuse to show off my new sig
the feeling may pass, but that was one of the most quoteworthy statements i've seen on the forum in years :D
MightyB
10-02-2009, 01:36 PM
The Plain Girl told the Yellow Emperor that their are two kinds of women, one is beautiful and the other is usefull for longevity.
High cheekbones signify a high sexual appetite. large teeth mean the kidneys are strong. A smaller space between the eyes can mean some jing diff or perhaps an early birth. Its good for her to practice Taoist sexual practices. If she isn't moral it has the potential of being very bad for her partner. If she is, moral, then her partner can live a long time. She is well suited for these kind of practices. I'm interested in seeing her article.
Don't confuse "crazy eyes" with simply having a healthy level of "jing shen" Some wayfareres do get lost in other dimensions. Some wake up to reality and forget how to put back on their ego for living in society....some are just enjoying a higher level of health. I hope she has a good teacher and practices in a healthy way.
www.kungfuchengdu.com
I think Andy was politely telling you that she would "wreck" you MK. She'd leave you as a hobbled shell of yourself with a broken wanker... and a perma-smile.
TenTigers
10-02-2009, 03:52 PM
feh. I would just use her and throw her on the heap of thousands of women whose lives I've destroyed.
AdrianK
10-02-2009, 04:06 PM
..and some dayum sunglasses to cover up them crazy eyes!
Don't forget to set 911 up on your speed dial.
SimonM
10-13-2009, 08:46 PM
Head... desk...
Thank you and good night. :D
SoCo KungFu
10-13-2009, 08:56 PM
I know a chick that uses these. I'll just say we've had some good times
SimonM
10-14-2009, 08:37 PM
she's crazed-she has that one right eye that is possessed by Satan. And the pic with the guy looks like he's got "crazy eyes"-as Josie Wales would say.
They're a match, no doubt.
Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It's like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.
Don't forget never return to your old watering hole half a decade later married but sans-spouse unless you want to spend the night ducking formerly involved crazy girl who thinks "your wife is awesome" is a good pickup line...
Long story...
Somewhat awkward.
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