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TenTigers
12-18-2009, 09:27 AM
"okay Lucy, splain!"
TenTigers
12-18-2009, 12:26 PM
you guys don't seem to see the validity here.
Imagine the look on a carjacker's face when he pulls you out of your car and
a whole slew* of Ninjas come leaping out, manriki-gusaris in hand, kiaiing,
very softly-cuz they're like, Ninjas, right?
Or..if the carjacker gets in behind the wheel, and what does he see in the rear-view mirror?
NOTHING!
Cuz, they're like, Ninjas, right? But they're there! They're right there in the car with him. Then you see like, a dozen Ninjas come out of the car, and then there's just blood pouring out from the doors, all over the streets, like the disco scene in Hellraiser Three..or four...



* Ninjas travel in slews.
sanjuro_ronin
12-18-2009, 12:27 PM
As long as you realize that a vagina is not a clown car !!
TenTigers
12-18-2009, 12:29 PM
depends on whose...
sanjuro_ronin
12-18-2009, 12:30 PM
depends on whose...

You know her too?
TenTigers
12-18-2009, 12:31 PM
yeah, kinda like throwin a log down a hallway....:eek:
sanjuro_ronin
12-18-2009, 12:32 PM
yeah, kinda like throwin a log down a hallway....:eek:

Dude....


http://sfu2.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vagina-clown-car-demotivational-poster.jpg
TenTigers
12-18-2009, 12:32 PM
when she went to the nude beach, they thought she was the Holland Tunnel...
sanjuro_ronin
12-18-2009, 12:32 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/01/18/vagina-couch-2.jpg
TenTigers
12-18-2009, 12:33 PM
Dude....


http://sfu2.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vagina-clown-car-demotivational-poster.jpg
that's hysterical, as in hysterectomy...
sanjuro_ronin
12-18-2009, 12:33 PM
" So I was going down on her and I say, Jeez you got a big *****, jees you got a big *****"
She says, "why did you say it twice?"
I say, " I didn't"...
SPJ
12-18-2009, 01:33 PM
one person fighting against 10

in tong bei, we may just do throwing palms in the west, east, north, south in turns

or we may punch in one direction while kick the other direction

--

usually we practice with multiple poles or hanging sand bags
SPJ
12-18-2009, 01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4mdWNNSEXI

actually, one has to practice long spear, lance or staff

to fight many

:)
David Jamieson
12-18-2009, 03:26 PM
that couch makes me hungry. I'm going to taco bell!
taai gihk yahn
12-18-2009, 04:41 PM
that couch makes me hungry. I'm going to taco bell!

maybe pick up an O'Keefe on the way home...