New years resolutions and goals for HW8

[Dragonzbane76]

goals of HW8 for the year 2010

1. Start the dave Ross fan club.
2. start the NAMBLA association for chinese closet masters. (southpark ref. if you didn't know)
3. get a six pack of redbull so he can stay up late "owning" people on a forum.
4. revamp the manifesto for internal chinese martial arts. Sighting everyone else wrong HW8 right.
5. learn teh deadly secrets from his spartan master concerning pulling his ball sack up so he can take groin kicks.
6. condem the concept that ground fighting exists.
7. start a malitia for the destruction of all meatheads that attend gyms and weight lift.
8. jerk off to a pick of dave ross.
9. buy more k-y
10. attend the annual meeting of the McDojo federation for closet masters in San fran. CA. (bring pics of dave ross on plane for mile high club in bathroom)

[David Jamieson]

My New year resolution is same as last year.

1680x1050

:p

[uki]

i wonder how one person can make a new years resolution for another person... how odd. :)

[uki]

looking over dragons threads (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/search.php?searchid=1803778), it seems that he doesn't really offer much... mostly just casual conversations you might catch in the public restroom. :D

[SPJ]

My New year resolution is same as last year.

1680x1050

:p

I have window 7 and high definition graphic card with duo intel core processor..

the resolution so great---

:D

[Dragonzbane76]

looking over dragons threads, it seems that he doesn't really offer much... mostly just casual conversations you might catch in the public restroom.

haha and you offer much more? lol

[uki]

haha and you offer much more?sh!t... you are truly blind aren't you...

[Dragonzbane76]

oh

11. add uki into the secret order of the 'closet master' club. He get the secret decoder pin for those tight 'spots'.

[Dragonzbane76]

i wonder how one person can make a new years resolution for another person... how odd.

how odd, a person that answers other peoples posts ironic?

[Dragonzbane76]

sh!t... you are truly blind aren't you...

thats a very subjective statement. :)

[Hardwork108]

goals of HW8 for the year 2010
Sheesh, it is HW108 and not HW8. Just put "10" before the "8". Christ, it is not a high level, over your head, TCMA principle, so try to get it right!


1. Start the dave Ross fan club.
What, and compete with his current fan club in this forum that is run by the knucklehead fraternity. NO WAY! LOL


2. start the NAMBLA association for chinese closet masters. (southpark ref. if you didn't know)
Sorry, I don't watch cartoons. Maybe I would, if like you, I had spent most of my "kung fu" training sessions getting brain damage from "functional" practices. LOL



3. get a six pack of redbull so he can stay up late "owning" people on a forum.
I don't take chemical stimulants to stay up at night. I have been working at nights for 20 years. To put it in a way that is comprehensible for knuckleheads, I have "decades of experience" working at nights. LOL

Besides, I don't need any artificial help to own the kung fu-clueless as I get all the help I need from you guys and your clueless "kung fu" comments. LOL


4. revamp the manifesto for internal chinese martial arts. Sighting everyone else wrong HW8 right.
Not everyone, just the clueless cross training knuckleheads. Now, that would look good in my manifesto.LOL


5. learn teh deadly secrets from his spartan master concerning pulling his ball sack up so he can take groin kicks.
Come on, you would do the same if you had the BALLS and a sac to pull up together with an AUTHENTIC kung fu master to study with...LOL


6. condemn the concept that ground fighting exists.
Why should I condemn it as it has existed in TCMAs for hundreds of years. Whoops, you did not know that, did you? LOL

[You really should find a decent kung fu school, if you are interested, that is.]


7. start a malitia for the destruction of all meatheads that attend gyms and weight lift.

Why should I do that when the meatheads are doing the job for me. Look at it this way, mentally speaking, they have nothing to write home about, and physically speaking most of them are doing a good job of wearing their bodies down by their knucklehead MA approach.;)


8. jerk off to a pick of dave ross.
Hey, don't I need copyright permission from Dave Ross and Patents from the rest of you knuckleheads here in the forum who jerk off to Ross's picture daily?


9. buy more k-y
Unfortunately since the great jump in popularity of MMA and cross training, not to mention the ever larger MCdojo phenomenom, there has been a shortage of KY in the shops. There is never enough K Y for you knuckleheads, is there? LOL


10. attend the annual meeting of the McDojo federation for closet masters in San fran.
My god, you must hold a high rank in this federation to be able to just invite me like that.:eek:


CA. (bring pics of dave ross on plane for mile high club in bathroom)
I find the correlation between modern cross training knuckleheads and their resultant h0mosexual fantasies very disturbing, to say the least, not to mention their total disregard for their own patented knucklehead "manual" practices.LOL

HW108

[Dragonzbane76]

12. post ridiculously long posts on KFM forum.

[Hardwork108]

12. post ridiculously long posts on KFM forum.
Sometimes, one has to fight fire with fire.;)

[Dragonzbane76]

lol and fighting this fire (me) includes wasting your time posting long scripts that i don't read?

[Hardwork108]

lol and fighting this fire (me) includes wasting your time posting long scripts that i don't read?

You "don't read" but yet you write replies to every one of them....LOL!

You really are not that bright, are you? LOL

[Dragonzbane76]

writing a post and reading are 2 different things. I see you post and then i just post something back which doesn't include reading your longer posts. some of your shorter ones i'll scan but that's about it.

[bawang]

why r u arguing on the internet with a autistic homeless mexican?

[uki]

why r u arguing on the internet with a autistic homeless mexican?i think west virginia needs to crack down on inbred immigrants...

[MasterKiller]

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[Dragonzbane76]

i think west virginia needs to crack down on inbred immigrants...

and i think PA needs to tighten there laws for drunk abusive trailer trash that think they know MA's but hey can't have everything can we. Oh wouldn't you fall in that catagory uki....:)

[uki]

and i think PA needs to tighten there laws for drunk abusive trailer trash that think they know MA's but hey can't have everything can we. Oh wouldn't you fall in that catagory uki....feel free to visit my trailer anytime... i am also doing my best to atend the tai chi fest this year to hang out with dale and friends - mark your calender, take a drive. :)

[Dragonzbane76]

don't know, i'm not into the taichi thing. but thank for invite anyhoo.. :)
having a grappling seminar in march, mark it on your calendar and drive on down to the inbred state. :p

[Hardwork108]

writing a post and reading are 2 different things.
Really? Wow!

The ability to make such intellectual distinctions would probably put you in the higher intellectual knucklehead league. However, I won't know for sure until you answer the following question:

What is 2 +2=?

If you answer correctly then you would have earned your place among the knucklehead "ivy league" of this forum, or at least you will be its first member. ;)


I see you post and then i just post something back which doesn't include reading your longer posts.

:confused: WHYYYYY? LOL.LOL.LOL,LOL.....

On second thoughts, let me change the question to the following:

1+1=?

No need to have a stroke over the above question. It is just a test, a knucklehead aptitude test, if you like, and if you want the answers then all you have to do is ask.:)


some of your shorter ones i'll scan but that's about it.
The old problem of brain damage and punch drunkeness leading to knuckleheads having short attention spans raises its ugly head again. LOL

[Dragonzbane76]

:) didn't read broken record. you need another project? I can hunt something up for you if needed. Now how high can you jump... good boy. :p

[Hardwork108]

:) didn't read broken record. you need another project? I can hunt something up for you if needed.
Try "hunting" something for yourself, for example a decent TCMA school, so that you don't end up making clueless comments when "participating" in kung fu discussions?

That way you may distance yourself from the likes of Sanjuro et al.


Now how high can you jump...
Probably a lot higher than you.;)



good boy. :p
Thank you for recognizing talent.:D

HW108
PS. I hope that this post has been short enough for your fragile attention span and that it did not cause you any further brain damage during your attempt to read and comprehend it.:)

[Dragonzbane76]

blah blah blah... keep posting... good boy... you want a snack? I'll get another project for you soon. be patient.

[Hardwork108]

blah blah blah... keep posting... good boy... you want a snack? I'll get another project for you soon. be patient.

Wait a minute. This is your thread and it has (surprise, surprise...LOL) nothing to do with TCMAs, so you keep posting. I don't need to contribute to your thread as I have shown you (yet again) to be clueless.

Have a great time contributing in to your own thread..LOL,LOL,LOL....

[Dragonzbane76]

Wait a minute. This is your thread and it has (surprise, surprise...LOL) nothing to do with TCMAs, so you keep posting. I don't need to contribute to your thread as I have shown you (yet again) to be clueless.

Have a great time contributing in to your own thread..LOL,LOL,LOL....
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yes this is my thread and note the title. I've kept you on here like I was planning. Keep you outta most of the others if I keep you tied up. My contribution to those who post things worth talking about. We all know you have to have the last word so I've been pretty enterprising keeping you locked on my posts. :)