Can you defeat a Ninja?

[SanHeChuan]

Dear Ryan - Defeating a Ninja (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9a1ZvXYkqU&feature=topvideos)

Video.

[SPJ]

1. ninja usually work in a group

or at least working with several assistants

on the way in and on the way out

2. usually they only take out a target

however, there are many guards on the way in and on the way out

they usually scout or re con the area, they always have several escape routes for all possible scenario's.

they are professional assassins

3. if not, they may set up traps and not just one to surprise attack the target while he or she is travelling--

4. good ninja will only attack once but with several plans at work at the same time.

if you need to do a 2nd assassination attempt, you lose your job and take no pay. may be out of the bussiness for good--

in short, open challenge one against one fairly, nope, it is not a ninja style.

it is that of samurai

just saying

:D

[Dragonzbane76]

had to be up there with the top 5 of dumbest vids ever.

[Lucas]

I eat ninjas for breakfast.

[ManilaCrane]

Ninjas are godless killing machines! Even the best ninja, Joe Musashi, defeated both spiderman and batman in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzh7kMcuDYY

[David Jamieson]

a) that first vid was lame, and those guys are wankers. I scrolled through most of it as it was...well not worth watching in full.

b) ninjas are relegated to hallowe'en costumes.

c)ninjas don't wear girlish anime haircuts and girlish clothing while doing tornado kicks in front of their boyfriends.

d) those kids need to harden up

[Drake]

It was just a fun video made by someone trying to get others to laugh. Geez. Lighten up.

[David Jamieson]

It was just a fun video made by someone trying to get others to laugh. Geez. Lighten up.

Clearly you cannot understand an even broader sense of humour and so, you too must harden up. Then lighten up, it's internet guy! No problems! Why no problems? Because no one really cares. :D

[Drake]

clearly you cannot understand an even broader sense of humour and so, you too must harden up. Then lighten up, it's internet guy! No problems! Why no problems? Because no one really cares. :d

DON'T EVER QUOTE ME!! Ever!!

[MartialDev]

The only way to defeat a ninja is with two ninjas.

[Drake]

The only way to defeat a ninja is with two ninjas.

Or ninjas with guitars.

[Scott R. Brown]

a) that first vid was lame, and those guys are wankers. I scrolled through most of it as it was...well not worth watching in full.

b) ninjas are relegated to hallowe'en costumes.

c)ninjas don't wear girlish anime haircuts and girlish clothing while doing tornado kicks in front of their boyfriends.

d) those kids need to harden up

You are not fooling anyone! We have "ninja sense"!

You are clearly a ninja trying to throw us all off your scent, but it won't work!:p


Clearly you cannot understand an even broader sense of humour and so, you too must harden up. Then lighten up, it's internet guy! No problems! Why no problems? Because no one really cares. :D

Now you are trying to cover up your ninjutsu skills with humor....

veeeeeeeeeerryyyyyyyy clever!!!:cool:


Or ninjas with guitars.

Guitar Ninjas!!! Cooooool!!!

I have a Japanese Ninja movie somewhere with one of their Guitar Heroes (Rock Stars) as a Samurai bad guy! He also did some of the music. His Guitar Rocked ninja titties!!

Anyone ever see "Six String Samurai"?

The Red Elvises did the music! THAT was super cool!

[Lucas]

That movie rocks...elvis was king...

[Scott R. Brown]

That movie rocks...elvis was king...

I made the ending musical chimes into a ringtone!

As well as the guitar duel and a few other musical tidbits!

[Shaolin]

I never understood the fascination with ninja. Personally I grew up wanting to be Bruce Lee and a Jedi.

[David Jamieson]

Porn ninjas cannot be defeated. Except by porn ninjettes.

[David Jamieson]

I never understood the fascination with ninja. Personally I grew up wanting to be Bruce Lee and a Jedi.

Bruce Lee + Jedi = Ninja

Serendipity! Too bad you failed celebrity math though or you would've already been a ninja!

[ManilaCrane]

Bruce Lee + Jedi = Ninja

Serendipity! Too bad you failed celebrity math though or you would've already been a ninja!

Bruce Lee can't be added with a Jedi because Bruce Lee doesn't manipulate the force. That's because he is the FORCE!. lol.

[David Jamieson]

Bruce Lee can't be added with a Jedi because Bruce Lee doesn't manipulate the force. That's because he is the FORCE!. lol.

Actually Chuck Norris is "The Force" but Bruce lee, among others, has access to it.

[GeneChing]

It even got mentioned on Nightline (http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/) last night.

[SPJ]

It takes a ninja to know another ninja.

so it takes a ninja to defeat another ninja.

takes one to know one.

:D

[Lokhopkuen]

I eat ninja for dinner then make self throw up then go back and eat more ninja for late night snack.:eek:

PS
Ninja Good, like baked ninja, boiled ninja, spicy ninja noodle, stir fried ninja......

[SPJ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yewvkhlgkbg&feature=related

she is good at throwing multi nin ja stars.

:)

[SPJ]

oops.

it is called something else.

:D

[Lucas]

I eat ninja for dinner then make self throw up then go back and eat more ninja for late night snack.:eek:

PS
Ninja Good, like baked ninja, boiled ninja, spicy ninja noodle, stir fried ninja......

dont forget the ninja curry!

[sanjuro_ronin]

http://extremelyfunny.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ninja_sex_poster.jpg

[Lucas]

talk about a minute man!! :eek:

[SPJ]

actually, nin ja would left something and said they were here.

if you look closely enough.

that is their signature, sort of.

:)

[David Jamieson]

I eat ninja for dinner then make self throw up then go back and eat more ninja for late night snack.:eek:

PS
Ninja Good, like baked ninja, boiled ninja, spicy ninja noodle, stir fried ninja......

so you chew your ninja cud? ewwww... :p

also SR, I believe you are slipping as that girl looks like a young richard nixon.
not your standard goodies bud!

[Lucas]

actually, nin ja would left something and said they were here.

if you look closely enough.

that is their signature, sort of.

:)

ya, they leave dead bodies. ;):p

[Lokhopkuen]

dont forget the ninja curry!

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', ninja is the fruit of the sea as well as Japan. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, ninja-kabobs, ninja creole, ninja gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple ninja, lemon ninja, coconut ninja, pepper ninja, ninja soup, ninja stew, ninja salad, ninja and potatoes, ninja burger, ninja sandwich, ninja shrimp...........

[sanjuro_ronin]

so you chew your ninja cud? ewwww... :p

also SR, I believe you are slipping as that girl looks like a young richard nixon.
not your standard goodies bud!

A ninja deserves no better !!

Now, Taijian, that is another story !!
LOL !

[Lokhopkuen]

Bruce Lee can't be added with a Jedi because Bruce Lee doesn't manipulate the force. That's because he is the FORCE!. lol.

No Chuck Norris is the force!