I'd Book This Qi Demo...

[TaichiMantis]

A new take (http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=1146) on "When Life Gives You Lemons..." or..."What a D*ckhead!"


Wang Ying, 73, has been practicing Kung Fu, especially the study of Qi, since he was just eight-years-old. But his studies took a new direction after a 5cm long tumour grew on his forehead. Doctors told him they could not operate on the tumour because of its location. So Wang has incorporated it into his Qi routine

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[Brule]

He must be a real hit with the ladies......:D

[MartialDev]

Fist of Unicorn

[Sardinkahnikov]

Fist of Unicorn

I though of Rhinoceros kung fu, but that works too.

[IronWeasel]

Filmed in Joplin, Missouri...

[TenTigers]

y'know, there's a joke like that...
if you had a 12" Shlong growing out of your forehead, looking up, how much of it could you see?

[TenTigers]

none! Yer bawlz are in yer eyes!:D