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David Jamieson
05-25-2010, 01:15 PM
ok, so over here, all posts are trolls and all trolls are posters.
such is the way of the kfm taint section.

so without further ado, the status points system.

a) you get a point for trolling a thread

b) you get 2 points for trolling then jacking a thread

c) you get 3 points for trolling, jacking and then re-trolling a thread

d) you get 4 points for trolling, then jacking, then trolling then bringing a thread back on topic and telling someone else not to troll.

pretty straight forward.

Now, besides myself in this pile of taint we call off topic, there are several resident trolls who have no where else to go but here. You get extra points for trolling them!

also, this post counts as a troll in and of itself, because it will attract trolls to it who want to see if they've been mentioned as the trolls they are. :D

BEGIN!!!
sanjuro_ronin
05-25-2010, 01:26 PM
WTF ???
You come up with this at the END of the day ???
What a rooster blower !!!
:p
David Jamieson
05-25-2010, 01:27 PM
WTF ???
You come up with this at the END of the day ???
What a rooster blower !!!
:p

There's a half hour left!

Come on, get on there. lol

don't forget the resident trolls!
just throw out some topic about race or republicans and they should just start streaming in there! :D
GeneChing
05-25-2010, 02:03 PM
Rooster blower? Are you kidding me? wtf kind of lame comment is that? BTW, speaking of ****s, specifically the iron variety, Grandmaster Tu (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39311)is coming by the office here tomorrow. But back OT, David you're just going to incite more trolling with your childish post. Just stop it.












































4 points please.

This game is friggin easy. :cool:
Hardwork108
05-25-2010, 05:58 PM
Rooster blower? Are you kidding me? wtf kind of lame comment is that? BTW, speaking of ****s, specifically the iron variety, Grandmaster Tu (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39311)is coming by the office here tomorrow. But back OT, David you're just going to incite more trolling with your childish post. Just stop it.








4 points please.

This game is friggin easy. :cool:

Gene, the game is rigged!

David Jamieson starting a trolling contest is like Santa Claus starting a present giving contest....there can only be one winner! :D
specialed
05-25-2010, 09:02 PM
I want points for two things:


1: Trolling LKFMDC over his list of sfu's...An obvious faker with a list of paid for one hour forms lesson baloney.


"Originally Posted by lkfmdc
People I've studied directly with
Chan Tai San (Lama Pai/Choy Lay Fut)
Jeng Hsin Ping (Shuai Jiao)
YC Wong (Pek Gwa)
Thomas Yeung (Hung Ga)
Tai Yim (Hung Fut)
Yip Wing HOng (Dragon Style)
Cheung Wah (7 star praying mantis and Fukien Lion)
Ho Chih Yu (7 star mantis)
Wong Ching (Lama Pai)
Adam Hsu (Ba Ji, Long Fist)
Tam Jam (Village Hung)
"Iron Head" Li (Village Hung) "

2: A Message on my profile from the moron known as The Willow Sword...

"Hey fuk you very much special ed, fuk you very much for the wonderful comment about me. you stupid newbie douchewad. you are just another nameless troll here. go fuk yourself and leave.dikwad."
Hardwork108
05-25-2010, 11:26 PM
I want points for two things:


1: Trolling LKFMDC over his list of sfu's...An obvious faker with a list of paid for one hour forms lesson baloney.


"Originally Posted by lkfmdc
People I've studied directly with
Chan Tai San (Lama Pai/Choy Lay Fut)
Jeng Hsin Ping (Shuai Jiao)
YC Wong (Pek Gwa)
Thomas Yeung (Hung Ga)
Tai Yim (Hung Fut)
Yip Wing HOng (Dragon Style)
Cheung Wah (7 star praying mantis and Fukien Lion)
Ho Chih Yu (7 star mantis)
Wong Ching (Lama Pai)
Adam Hsu (Ba Ji, Long Fist)
Tam Jam (Village Hung)
"Iron Head" Li (Village Hung) "



To be fair to Lkfmdc, he did apparently spend some years with the great Chan Tai San. but, wether he learned anything from him is anybody's guess. However, his current profession as a (glorified?) kickboxing coach does NOT seem to indicate any valid kung fu skills nor undertanding. My guess is that CTS, realizing what this man's real character was, just taught him some superficial stuff and kept him around for his own convenience.....
David Jamieson
05-26-2010, 05:07 AM
Not bad ~G, it's a good start.
MasterKiller
05-26-2010, 06:35 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/bombs-hilarious-8.jpg
sanjuro_ronin
05-26-2010, 06:55 AM
http://adult-myspace-comments.com/adult-myspace-comments/girls-for-myspace/33/pics_hot-lesbian-domination-girls.jpg
MasterKiller
05-26-2010, 07:21 AM
Sanjuro missed the message of my post! The pain! The isolation!
David Jamieson
05-26-2010, 07:23 AM
Sanjuro missed the message of my post! The pain! The isolation!

The 67 lbs of extra weight on her ass , back and thighs. :(
sanjuro_ronin
05-26-2010, 08:51 AM
Sanjuro missed the message of my post! The pain! The isolation!

You confuse ignoring with missing :p

Allow me to clear that up:
http://img2.pict.com/43/bf/03/3380405/0/13898washmesomebodygetmesomesoap.jpg
GeneChing
05-26-2010, 09:48 AM
Always with the pic posts. :rolleyes:

Hardwork108 & specialed, stay on topic and cease your trollish habits.

Well, Obama is here in Fremont today. Seriously. He's inspecting our new solar panel plant. Somehow I don't think our Iron Crotch/Jackie Chan Disciple press conference for TCKFMCII (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56385) will be well attended.

Ah, the Tu's are here. Okay, stop trolling here all of you.































4 more points. :cool:
solo1
05-26-2010, 10:33 AM
"pile of taint we call off topic" , hysterical!
sanjuro_ronin
05-26-2010, 10:34 AM
http://img.moronail.net/img/0/6/2106.jpg
Lucas
05-26-2010, 10:46 AM
what do we get if we get a thread closed from our trolling?
David Jamieson
05-26-2010, 11:56 AM
what do we get if we get a thread closed from our trolling?

well, provided you don't engage in any "rooster blowing" with the mods or chief admins, you can actually win this.

Now as far as the pics go, yes I do want to photoshop that and a few others as well! I would change the drink to a single malt whisky for one thing....

mmmmm single malt...

The points, they are a piling up, by my reckoning, ~g is in the lead, and the rest of you are rooster blowers. :D
sanjuro_ronin
05-26-2010, 12:04 PM
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq243/Chuckufarli/eye-contact-eye-contact-blow-job-de.jpg
Hardwork108
05-26-2010, 01:35 PM
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq243/Chuckufarli/eye-contact-eye-contact-blow-job-de.jpg

That woman actually looks like someone I know, even if her tongue texture is slightly different to that of my acquaintance ....:D
Dragonzbane76
05-26-2010, 02:28 PM
just because you know a guy named steve or bill or something that has a tongue like that doesn't mean anything.......:eek:
Lee Chiang Po
05-26-2010, 08:17 PM
"pile of taint we call off topic" , hysterical!

You know what a taint is, right? It is that little patch somewhere between an A-hole and a Prik. Taint one, taint the other.
And who keeps posting all those pics of nasty skank leathertits?
What is a troll?
Hardwork108
05-26-2010, 08:36 PM
just because you know a guy named steve or bill or something that has a tongue like that doesn't mean anything.......:eek:


The fact that you assumed I was talking about a guy reflects disturbing facts about your inner workings....:p
Dragonzbane76
05-27-2010, 03:25 AM
we have to be realistic when speaking of you; has nothing to do with my inner workings :p i'm not the one daydreaming about steve or bills tongue :)
Hardwork108
05-27-2010, 03:32 AM
we have to be realistic when speaking of you; has nothing to do with my inner workings :p i'm not the one daydreaming about steve or bills tongue :)

And as you should be gathering by now, neither am I!

Well it is good to know that we have at least one thing in common - we are both heterosexuals! LOL