Show your Gene Ching Appreciation in a Haiku

[MasterKiller]

Sword in hand,
The head swiftly cleaved.
Blood is nacho cheese.

[taai gihk yahn]

A Forum for all
Banning for some
Nachos for one

[MasterKiller]

A Forum for all
Banning for some
Nachos for one

Haiku fail.

The format is:
Five syllables
Seven syllables
Five syllables

[David Jamieson]

Gene gene gene gene gene
Gene gene gene gene gene gene gene
is not a blowfish

[David Jamieson]

Haiku fail.

The format is:
Five syllables
Seven syllables
Five syllables


Haiku description fail.

It is 17 "on" that are required.

[taai gihk yahn]

Haiku fail.

The format is:
Five syllables
Seven syllables
Five syllables

ummmm...

Sword in hand,
The head swiftly cleaved.
Blood is nacho cheese.
Three syllables
Five syllables
Five syllables

soooo....

and also:


"In 1973, the Haiku Society of America noted that the then norm for writers of haiku in English was to use seventeen syllables but they also noted a trend towards shorter haiku.[6] This trend is borne out by the Winter 2010 edition of Frogpond, which contains haiku with an average of 10.5 syllables, varying from six at the shortest to 15 at the longest."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

well now...

[David Jamieson]

so, limericks then?

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
...


I got nothing.

Someone wanna finish that?

[MasterKiller]

Winter 2010 edition of Frogpond, which contains haiku with an average of 10.5 syllables, varying from six at the shortest to 15 at the longest."


Winter 2010? Are you from the future?

[Dale Dugas]

Gene is a great guy
made this forum for us all
nachos girls kung fu

[lkfmdc]

Swings from Shaolin Pole
King of The Shaolin Taco
Trolls Fear His Hammer

[taai gihk yahn]

so, limericks then?

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
...


I got nothing.

Someone wanna finish that?
there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
she reminded me of Brebis du Puyfaucon


well look, you weren't coming up with anything better, so gimmie a break...

[taai gihk yahn]

Winter 2010? Are you from the future?

I am; but that notwithstanding, AFAIK, quarterly journals will at times count the first edition of the year as the Winter issue; that, or WikiP had a wittle typo...

[David Jamieson]

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
she reminded me of Brebis du Puyfaucon


well look, you weren't coming up with anything better, so gimmie a break...

actually I am impressed with your knowledge of artisan cheeses.
I'm sure Gene would bow to your cheese knowledge...

[taai gihk yahn]

actually I am impressed with your knowledge of artisan cheeses.
I'm sure Gene would bow to your cheese knowledge...

oh, don't be - I Googled cheeses and got it off iluvcheeses.com or something;

what's even sadder is that I missed the OBVIOUS:

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
she reminds me of a well-aged Stilton


yeesh...

[Lucas]

A Shaolin Bad Ass
Gene, the Nacho Ninjette King
He is 't3h d34DlY '

[David Jamieson]

A Shaolin Bad Ass
Gene, the Nacho Ninjette King
He is 'teh deadly'

It's "t3h d34DlY ™"

learn your l33t eh.

[Lucas]

It's "t3h d34DlY ™"

learn your l33t eh.

eeeya, thankie mass'er, let me fix right quickie heya??

[David Jamieson]

eeeya, thankie mass'er, let me fix right quickie heya??

fukin fixy fasty!!!

wait, that's an obscure cycling reference pertaining to fixed gear cycling....

[GeneChing]

If only you all
were nacho ninjettes instead
I would die happy

[SanHeChuan]

Winter 2010? Are you from the future?

He's the milkman! :eek:

[Lucas]

Tiger Claw of Death
Buy our gear or you shall DIE!
Twenty percent off!

[TenTigers]

there once was an admin named Gene,
(no, he wasn't the dancin' machine..)
he'd let db's post,
(Hardwork posts the most)
then he'd lick the ninjettes sqeaky clean.

[SanHeChuan]

Oh gene is the king
Of magazine editing
Won’t you buy his book?

[Becca]

I can't do hiiku.
But I did read this lovely piece (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/24125769/detail.html)and think
Of Gene's love of cheese.

[goju]

oh gene, poor gene
i stole Gina Carano
now cry tears of nacho cheese


:D

[GeneChing]

From Becca's link above:

That hasn't stopped you, however, from fantasizing about swimming naked in a river of nacho cheese while nacho cheese nymphs swim by wearing tortilla chip bikinis. Wow, all these years I thought it was just me. :D

Proof is in the pic, goju.
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5369&d=1250034540

[Lucas]

Goju just got pwnd
Gene showed us what hes made of
its nacho cheese b!tch

[taai gihk yahn]

Lights flash all around
A raven-haired sylph stands waiting;
What is this Kung-Fu of which you speak?

[uki]

fear not ye all,
there is naught to fear,
naught to fear,
when a dragon is near.

:p

[bawang]

HI GUYS I MAKE CHEENISE PEOM

拳神诗

世上有竹心
名字叫
gene ching
神功铁沙掌
茅坑战蚊蝇
苦练金肛罩
蛆子不入洞
生死命不顾
肯德鸡一桶
雷声震青楼
婊封九寸肉

[taai gihk yahn]

HI GUYS I MAKE CHEENISE PEOM

世上有竹心
名字叫gene ching
武功出少林
蹲坑战蚊蝇
I believe that this is roughly translated as follows:

One each from column A, B & C
delivered via bicycle to your home by Gene Ching
but he's a subversive and crafty one, he is...
replaces the soy sauce with nacho cheese packets!

[bawang]

can gene ching read chinese
i really put a lot of effort into that poem

[taai gihk yahn]

can gene ching read chinese
i really put a lot of effort into that poem

little known fact, Gene Ching actually invented written Chinese :eek:

[GeneChing]

I get Babelfish (http://babelfish.yahoo.com) to read it for me. It's hecka funnier. :p


Fist god poem In the world has the bamboo heart name to call gene the ching marvelous ability iron ore palm latrine pit to fight the mosquito musca to train hard Jin Gangzhao the maggot not to enter the hole to live the doom not to attend to a KFC barrel thunder acoustic shock brothel prostitute sealing nine inches meats

[Yum Cha]

"thunder acoustic shock brothel prostitute sealing nine inches meats"

Finally, the secret of Bwang Fu