My traditional course in my kungfu

[KC Elbows]

As past traditional courses in kungfu had songs/poems to encapsulate their teachings, here are the ones I've been using, some of which I've posted in their entirity before:

Why fighting is like ****ing: a discription of the fine art of knowing what the other person is doing, having a reason for what you're doing, the communicative aspects of fighting.

Why aren't you hitting him? A brief introduction to the fact that you're training for fight related activities, not who can do the coolest bridge that ends up going nowhere.

Why I am Here To Destroy Your Self Confidence: How I'm going to tell you every detail you are doing wrong every time you do it wrong, how you will hear these same things and work these same things every class, and why I do it so that these things sink in, not because I expect you to be perfect.

And, of course, the oath:

I will only use my kung fu to defend my family, friends, and country, I will be respectful, kind, and open, and I will kill or maim whomsoever KC Elbows tells me to, without exception.

[sanjuro_ronin]

You should add:
My Kung Fu is looking good in tight jeans and it is strong !
http://kodamar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ines-sainz3.jpg

http://www.thatsfamous.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ines-sainz-New-York-Jets.jpg

[KC Elbows]

I would teach her the right fajing to make those explode right off of her.

For the express purpose of carrying on my art, of course.

[sanjuro_ronin]

I would teach her the right fajing to make those explode right off of her.

For the express purpose of carrying on my art, of course.

You wife is gonna show you her "cutitoffwhilesleeping-fu" if you keep that up.

[KC Elbows]

You wife is gonna show you her "cutitoffwhilesleeping-fu" if you keep that up.

You glorified kickboxers with your bringing reality into everything really ruin the internet.:D

[sanjuro_ronin]

You're right, my bad:


Working from under the mount, why it's the place to be !
http://www.pspsonywallpaper.com/wp-content/themes/psp3/wallpapers/1277974-vida-guerra-in-thong.jpg

[bawang]

thats a very sexy red x
i masterbate furiously

[sanjuro_ronin]

Why the rear mount is THE place to be in kung fu !
http://missinfo.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/vida_guerra_239323m.jpg

[sanjuro_ronin]

Why being in the guard is a good thing
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t222/sabrebIade/VidaGuerra-sexy.jpg

[KC Elbows]

thats a very sexy red x
i masterbate furiously

ROTFLMAO!

I really feel requiring my posts to be longer than ROTFLMAO is uncalled for, evil forum.

[SPJ]

I have only 2.

1. to conform

2. to diversify

In the beginning, no matter what previous training are or what styles you already know;

you break it down or up and relearn or reshape your self to conform to the currrent training regime

once you master the current stuff well with comformity

then you move on to 2 to mix and match or take your current training whichever way you want.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUiDuD2uiU

original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjQYTw6jao0

with some jazz ified.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFhUUOjuehI

almost as good as the original

:)

[SoCo KungFu]

You should add:
My Kung Fu is looking good in tight jeans and it is strong !
http://kodamar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ines-sainz3.jpg

http://www.thatsfamous.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ines-sainz-New-York-Jets.jpg

I totally would have thrown my balls at her too

[SPJ]

I tend to like loose fit clothes in general

the tightly fitted jeanes may look cool

it would give you absolutely havoc when you try to bend down

not to mentioning cutting off your blood circulation.

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