Hello American,I am the Japan NHB champion... [Archive]

Martial Joe

10-30-2001, 07:35 AM

OK Mr. Colledge...

This post is an insider...you wouldnt understand...

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I am Sharky's main man...

Serpent

10-30-2001, 07:39 AM

College

Ryu

10-30-2001, 09:39 AM

:confused:

Joe? Are you drunk?

You're too young to drink man! (aren't ya? :confused: )

Ryu

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

Kristoffer

10-30-2001, 10:59 AM

LOL

~K~
"maybe not in combat..... but think of the chicks man, the chicks!"

Wongsifu

10-30-2001, 03:15 PM

:D :D :D

what do bin laden and general custer have in common????
They're both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

scotty1

10-30-2001, 04:06 PM

Would you like to let us in on the joke?
Or are we OUTSIDERS? :mad: :D

Xebsball

10-30-2001, 04:51 PM

...

:D :D

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

Abstract

10-30-2001, 05:29 PM

you're a cool kid, but you should type your messages in Microsoft Word, run the spellcheck, then copy & paste dunn...no dis, yo. ;)

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In mildness is the strength of steel

JWTAYLOR

10-30-2001, 07:27 PM

Spellcheck is yet another mechanism of the facist regime.

Spelling, in an of itself, is freedom of expression.

Fight the spelling Nazi machine!

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

Kristoffer

10-30-2001, 10:25 PM

yes

~K~
"maybe not in combat..... but think of the chicks man, the chicks!"

Watchman

10-30-2001, 10:35 PM

JWT is corrict. :D

Sharky

10-30-2001, 10:52 PM

heh

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

joedoe

10-31-2001, 12:28 AM

Is that spelling in American or real English? :D

cxxx[]:::::::::::>
You're fu(king up my chi

HuangKaiVun

10-31-2001, 12:31 AM

another useless thread this is . . .

Johnny Hot Shot

10-31-2001, 12:46 AM

Blah Blah blah.

"Life's a great Adventure, Mate"
Jacko Jackson

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 12:50 AM

JWT, very good. All spelled perfectly, like a good little nazi. :p

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 12:51 AM

Oh ****, your technique is sublime! You typed "an" instead of "and". Brownshirts, get him!!! :eek:

JWTAYLOR

10-31-2001, 12:56 AM

Ahh, very good grasshoper. You must perceive, and not simply read.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 01:05 AM

Much better, JWT. Your last post observed the "I before e except after c" rule. Perhaps I was wrong about you.

Martial Joe

10-31-2001, 01:05 AM

I dont get it...I am very smart but I can not spell so much...

I am not drunk...beleave it or not...

X... ;)

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I am Sharky's main man...

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 01:06 AM

Papers!! :D

Sharky

10-31-2001, 01:14 AM

your papers are not in order!

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 01:21 AM

Yesss...drunk or no, Frau Joe, we here in the motherland "believe". Take him away!!!

Martial Joe

10-31-2001, 04:16 AM

Hey X...is that Saburaka's real email?

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I am Sharky's main man...

Xebsball

10-31-2001, 04:37 AM

No, i made it up
It almost looks real, doesnt it? :D

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

Martial Joe

10-31-2001, 06:02 AM

Yeah...you had me fooled... :mad:

This kinda looks like a contapated face...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> :mad:

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I am Sharky's main man...

Watchman

10-31-2001, 06:16 AM

"constipated"

Sieg Websters! Sieg Websters!

Kung Lek

10-31-2001, 06:20 AM

Jwt, many here hope for grass,it seems ;) but I am not a notsee, see?

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

JWTAYLOR

10-31-2001, 06:30 PM

Congratulations Kung Lek, I think you're the only one who caught that.
(Nothing to misspelll in that sentence.)

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

[This message was edited by Jon Wayne Taylor on 11-01-01 at 08:44 AM.]

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 06:38 PM

I caught it JWT, but the trains were all full of phonics addicts, so you got lucky. Next time.

Kung Lek's post is just more proof of the secret moderator plan to destroy the pure spelling of the motherland with an inferior spelling system. I have contacted the Texas branch of the SS(Super Spellers), and Kung Lek will be...dealt with. I'd say with impunity, but then I'd have to translate to "Impyunitie" for those enemies of diction here on the board.

Papers!!

gazza99

10-31-2001, 06:45 PM

I think the value of a 5 star thread has just been reduced to nothing.... :rolleyes:

"Of course thats just my opinion, I could be wrong"-Dennis Miller
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KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 06:48 PM

Thank you for your opinion, Gary, I'll make sure to lower the rating at some point so that the accountant in you can feel some sense of peace. :p

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 06:52 PM

Sorry, I rated it as a four star thread, but stastically speaking, my ranking was unable to lower the threads five-star value. Perhaps if you could roll your eyes more?

Watchman

10-31-2001, 07:06 PM

We have ways of making you use proper syntax.

Muahahahahaha!

Uber alles Websters!

Kristoffer

10-31-2001, 07:10 PM

ban him! BAN! b-B A Aa N!!! :mad: BAN HIM TO HELL!!!!!!!!! :eek: :p

~K~
"maybe not in combat..... but think of the chicks man, the chicks!"

Abstract

10-31-2001, 08:48 PM

TOP DRAWER!! this is a high quality thread! :p

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In mildness is the strength of steel

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 08:51 PM

FIVE STAR!!!!!(Well, slightly short of five, just a tiny bit, not even measurable by kungfuonline standards, for all legal purposes, this is a five star thread) :D

KC Elbows

10-31-2001, 08:53 PM

By the way, Abstract, your spelling is superior. There might be a place for you in the organization. :eek:

Xebsball

10-31-2001, 10:24 PM

I see most of you guys dont understand the very core of this amazing awesome thread, but i shall reveal the truth when the time is apropriate.

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

Budokan

10-31-2001, 10:27 PM

::groveling and sniveling::

Please, enlighten us when you think we're worthy enough.

K. Mark Hoover

Felipe Bido

10-31-2001, 10:28 PM

I do know...but I won't tell :p

-------------------------Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
--Samuel Goldwin

KC Elbows

11-01-2001, 01:47 AM

You've hyped it up a bit...I'm dubious over whether it'll live up to the hype, or if this thread was best kept an inside deal.

Xebsball

11-01-2001, 07:07 AM

A long long time ago, there was some dude named Joe, who studied martial arts, so he decided to be called "the Martial Joe".
One day, he created a website for himself and for his "Wing Chun kung fu".

http://www.expage.com/joeswingchunkungfupage

He then put a "guestbook" on his site, a place for his guests to put their name on.
Unfortunately, some people were angry and this young martial artist, they tought Joe "offended their family and the UG temple". So they post stuff on the guestbook with fake names (thats mean, you'd know if you had a guestbook).
So, Joe now is wondering, who would do such thing? He than comes to this forum and asks:

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=126197291&f=340190991&m=1781919713

I (Xebsball) did my best to help the investigation, but to no real conclusion we got. We got some suspects and right now any information will be helpfull, please cooperate.

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

Martial Joe

11-01-2001, 07:29 AM

haha...

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I am Sharky's main man...

Martial Joe

11-01-2001, 07:30 AM

Lets see how many posts we can get this thing to...

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I am Sharky's main man...

CanadianBadAss

11-01-2001, 07:34 AM

how many posts did u have in mind?

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CanadianBadAss

11-01-2001, 07:36 AM

because this is the 49th post...

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joedoe

11-01-2001, 07:37 AM

It will just ...

cxxx[]:::::::::::>
You're fu(king up my chi

joedoe

11-01-2001, 07:38 AM

get locked eventually.

cxxx[]:::::::::::>
You're fu(king up my chi

GunnedDownAtrocity

11-01-2001, 07:26 PM

today is national pickle appreciation day . . . i got my pickle where's yours?????

where's my beer?

JWTAYLOR

11-01-2001, 08:38 PM

Mine's in Vasco's porn thread.
JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

chokeyouout2

11-01-2001, 08:41 PM

Again, not very nice of you.

When you'r telling one of your little stories, here's a idea; Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

Martial Joe

11-01-2001, 10:01 PM

I dont think he cares...

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I am Sharky's main man...

JWTAYLOR

11-01-2001, 10:06 PM

All in good fun. Did your post get deleted or what?

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV