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Eric Olson
11-04-2010, 01:49 PM
I mean, if your head is small (nope not that one) it's less of a target, right? Full disclosure: I have a gargantuan noggin.

EO

MasterKiller
11-04-2010, 01:52 PM
I mean, if your head is small (nope not that one) it's less of a target, right? Full disclosure: I have a gargantuan noggin.

EO

Having a small jaw might make you more prone to KOs. I don't think general overall size is in an issue, though.

David Jamieson
11-04-2010, 01:54 PM
work on making your upper body and neck thicker. :)

lkfmdc
11-04-2010, 01:55 PM
Having a small ***** makes you do a lot of forms, it can also be an indication you are Canadian

hskwarrior
11-04-2010, 02:13 PM
Having a small ***** makes you do a lot of forms, it can also be an indication you are Canadian

NO wonder you know so many LOL

bawang
11-04-2010, 02:22 PM
but david ross, i am a canadian and i have smalle pen1s. what do i do?

SPJ
11-04-2010, 02:24 PM
I used to believe that a person has longer arm or bigger hand would win

"one inch longer, one inch stronger"

till I know if you move your steps faster and lean your back forward and backward

you may gain longer distance too

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head size?

:confused:

YouKnowWho
11-04-2010, 02:33 PM
To shrink your head before your fight is always a must.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/2758/shrinkhead.jpg

TenTigers
11-04-2010, 02:36 PM
funny you should mention this.
I was in a bar recently, and I saw this big, muscular, MMA guy, but he had this little head. I mean, it was quite noticable.
Not being able to contain my curiosity, I asked him about it.
He sheepishly replied, "yeah, it's a long story...
I was running along the beach, and I noticed this woman washed up on the shore.
I ran into the surf to rescue her, and bring her to dry land.
It was then that I noticed...she was a mermaid!
She was the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on.
When she came to, she thanked me for my heroism, and said,
"I can grant you any wish you like."
I said,"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen! I would love to make love to you!"
She said that due to the fact that she is fish from the waist down, it would be impossible to grant that wish.
So I said,"Ok, then how about giving me a little head?"

Hardwork108
11-04-2010, 09:57 PM
but david ross, i am a canadian and i have smalle pen1s. what do i do?

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Hardwork108
11-04-2010, 10:00 PM
funny you should mention this.
I was in a bar recently, and i saw this big, muscular, mma guy, but he had this little head. I mean, it was quite noticable.
Not being able to contain my curiosity, i asked him about it.
He sheepishly replied, "yeah, it's a long story...
I was running along the beach, and i noticed this woman washed up on the shore.
I ran into the surf to rescue her, and bring her to dry land.
It was then that i noticed...she was a mermaid!
She was the most beautiful creature i have ever laid eyes on.
When she came to, she thanked me for my heroism, and said,
"i can grant you any wish you like."
i said,"you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen! I would love to make love to you!"
she said that due to the fact that she is fish from the waist down, it would be impossible to grant that wish.
So i said,"ok, then how about giving me a little head?"

lol! :d



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Hardwork108
11-04-2010, 10:03 PM
To shrink your head before your fight is always a must.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/2758/shrinkhead.jpg

Yes agreed, the best way to shrink head is to watch a lot of tv.:)

Syn7
11-04-2010, 10:35 PM
in boxing we`ve seen that its the bigger heads that can take the most punishment... as far as getting hit or not, thats about head and body movement more than head size... its a fact that having a bigger head and above avergae reach makes you more likely to be a top tier fighter than if you didnt... i saw an interesting graph once with similarities between champs in mma and boxing and almost all had certain traits... head and reach were the most prominent...

Syn7
11-04-2010, 10:37 PM
but david ross, i am a canadian and i have smalle pen1s. what do i do?

nothing... most asians have 3 inch ****s, dont worry about it, its normal... just dont expect to be able to keep a black woman in check, she`ll stray forsure...

Yum Cha
11-04-2010, 11:16 PM
Don't know about size, but I know some people who protect it by shoving it up their anoos....

They just voted.....:D

Dragonzbane76
11-05-2010, 04:39 AM
funny you should mention this.
I was in a bar recently, and I saw this big, muscular, MMA guy, but he had this little head. I mean, it was quite noticable.
Not being able to contain my curiosity, I asked him about it.
He sheepishly replied, "yeah, it's a long story...
I was running along the beach, and I noticed this woman washed up on the shore.
I ran into the surf to rescue her, and bring her to dry land.
It was then that I noticed...she was a mermaid!
She was the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on.
When she came to, she thanked me for my heroism, and said,
"I can grant you any wish you like."
I said,"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen! I would love to make love to you!"
She said that due to the fact that she is fish from the waist down, it would be impossible to grant that wish.
So I said,"Ok, then how about giving me a little head?"

had to bump that for being funny. :p