Damage control for NY San Da/ Sifu David Ross

[lkfmdc]

A friend who is a student Ross' forwarded this to me. It came from a recent newsletter. They thought it was very strange to read.

WE ARE NOT HUMAN, WE ARE DANCER
By: David A Ross via the ghost of X-mas past

Recently, some of you saw me wearing a jacket with bird feathers on it. You asked me what was going on and I told you "are we human or are we dancer." I'd like you to forget that day

Some of you have said that I broadcasted insensitive comments online. If that's the case I'd like to say it has prompted much discussion on issues of tolerance, privacy rights and bullying. I'd also like to say STFU and mind your own business.

So many lives have been destroyed in the wake of the wing chun forum tragedy. A young man now believes he is a wooden dummy. Two guys are stuck together at the wrists. Those two students are now suffering the consequences
of their poor judgment and their families are suffering too.

Many innocent people have been hurt because Sanjuro posts semi nekkid photos on this forum and they are NOT work safe!

I'd also like to say "poo comes from there!"

Sometimes people make a mistake, but not me, I am perfect, TRUST ME

So, how do we make it right? We put Jamieson on ignore (check), we ban LHK (check), we ban knifefighter (check) and we ban hardwork 108 (Aha!)

Do we learn from our mistakes and can they be corrected? Of course not!

Is “I am sorry” enough? No, you must really make it up to me or I will never forgive you. Do you hear me!

The world is not perfect, but fortunately, I am!

Some may go to jail (earth dragon). Some reputations will be tainted forever (Doo Wai). Some will be forgiven in the eyes og the lord (who here we call Gene)

Many famous men and women throughout the world have been caught dressing as ninjas, but it was only Halloween, can't you take a joke?

Yes, justice may bring out the truth in a trial, but playing with large iron balls is also much more fun

This is especially applicable to martial artists. We have been given knowledge and skills that the average person does not have. We know how to dress up and wave our arms around while making funny noises. This brings a responsibility to use our skills most carefully, at the circus for example.

None of this was meant to be taken seriously

[hskwarrior]

A friend who is a student Ross' forwarded this to me. It came from a recent newsletter. They thought it was very strange to read.

WE ARE NOT HUMAN, WE ARE DANCER
By: David A Ross via the ghost of X-mas past

Recently, some of you saw me wearing a jacket with bird feathers on it. You asked me what was going on and I told you "are we human or are we dancer." I'd like you to forget that day

Some of you have said that I broadcasted insensitive comments online. If that's the case I'd like to say it has prompted much discussion on issues of tolerance, privacy rights and bullying. I'd also like to say STFU and mind your own business.

So many lives have been destroyed in the wake of the wing chun forum tragedy. A young man now believes he is a wooden dummy. Two guys are stuck together at the wrists. Those two students are now suffering the consequences
of their poor judgment and their families are suffering too.

Many innocent people have been hurt because Sanjuro posts semi nekkid photos on this forum and they are NOT work safe!

I'd also like to say "poo comes from there!"

Sometimes people make a mistake, but not me, I am perfect, TRUST ME

So, how do we make it right? We put Jamieson on ignore (check), we ban LHK (check), we ban knifefighter (check) and we ban hardwork 108 (Aha!)

Do we learn from our mistakes and can they be corrected? Of course not!

Is “I am sorry” enough? No, you must really make it up to me or I will never forgive you. Do you hear me!

The world is not perfect, but fortunately, I am!

Some may go to jail (earth dragon). Some reputations will be tainted forever (Doo Wai). Some will be forgiven in the eyes og the lord (who here we call Gene)

Many famous men and women throughout the world have been caught dressing as ninjas, but it was only Halloween, can't you take a joke?

Yes, justice may bring out the truth in a trial, but playing with large iron balls is also much more fun

This is especially applicable to martial artists. We have been given knowledge and skills that the average person does not have. We know how to dress up and wave our arms around while making funny noises. This brings a responsibility to use our skills most carefully, at the circus for example.

None of this was meant to be taken seriously

ehhhhh! You're just a THEORETICAL NON_FIGHTER

[Crushing Step]

You have done well grasshopper

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

HOLY CRAP Ross! You actually posted something funny for once!!

[Scott R. Brown]

I believe every word of it!

I know its all true because of the feather jacket episode!:eek:

[lkfmdc]

We all know there are some people on the internet who aren't all that bright....

On another forum, someone wrote "that guy ross just got outed, there is a whole thread about it"

And he linked back to THIS THREAD :p

[Violent Designs]

what is a dancer ?

[lkfmdc]

what is a dancer ?

Here's your answer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y

[Violent Designs]

heres a deer

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/153737-1/VTOL_deer_rockets.gif

[David Jamieson]

This thread reads like what's happening here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/kunglek/unicornpoop.jpg

[Violent Designs]

the deer has smart micro-missiles.

[MightyB]

We all know there are some people on the internet who aren't all that bright....

On another forum, someone wrote "that guy ross just got outed, there is a whole thread about it"

And he linked back to THIS THREAD :p

yeah - you're too ugly to be ghey. Plus your choice in fashion stinks.

[goju]

We all know there are some people on the internet who aren't all that bright....

On another forum, someone wrote "that guy ross just got outed, there is a whole thread about it"

And he linked back to THIS THREAD :p


oh my god lol

[Violent Designs]

link plz .

[Laukarbo]

link plz .

http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=59041

:D

[Violent Designs]

http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=59041

:D

http://asset.soup.io/asset/0555/9615_a393.jpeg

[Shaolinlueb]

wait what happen? can someone pm me?

[David Jamieson]

wait what happen? can someone pm me?

Well, it would appear that Ross is publicly coming out of the closet and declaring that he is gay. Also, he is claiming to be a Dickensian ghost, telling everyone to STFU, expressing his sorrow over what he did to Wing Chun, ignoring me, applauding the banning of others, noting where poop comes from saying hallowe'en and ninjas are a joke and generally having a major stream of consciousness bowel movement of the fingers...so to speak.

In short, he's constipated and like any good mathematician, he'll work it out with a pencil.

At least, that's what I got from that brain dump. But he won't read this anyway, so "hee hee" about the gay part. *wink wink* :p

[Lucas]

Well, it would appear that Ross is publicly coming out of the closet and declaring that he is gay. Also, he is claiming to be a Dickensian ghost, telling everyone to STFU, expressing his sorrow over what he did to Wing Chun, ignoring me, applauding the banning of others, noting where poop comes from saying hallowe'en and ninjas are a joke and generally having a major stream of consciousness bowel movement of the fingers...so to speak.

In short, he's constipated and like any good mathematician, he'll work it out with a pencil.

At least, that's what I got from that brain dump. But he won't read this anyway, so "hee hee" about the gay part. *wink wink* :p

but what if i do this!!! :eek:

[MightyB]

For the last time-

David Ross is not G@Y!












But his boyfriend is. :D Just kidding.

[lkfmdc]

1. I vehemently deny the misconduct with the sheep

2. David Jamieson is not my boyfriend, though he is a well known ****sexual

3. The picture of me hanging the boy's choir from my sack is in fact doctored, it was TWO boy's choirs ;)

[MightyB]

1. I vehemently deny the misconduct with the sheep

2. David Jamieson is not my boyfriend, though he is a well known ****sexual

3. The picture of me hanging the boy's choir from my sack is in fact doctored, it was TWO boy's choirs ;)

Now people at work think I'm crazy. I literally laughed so hard reading this that coffee came out my nose.

[lkfmdc]

Now people at work think I'm crazy. I literally laughed so hard reading this that coffee came out my nose.

You didn't know about Jamieson? ;)

[GeneChing]

That way they won't be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks (http://www.martialartsmart.com/weapons-nunchakus.html) and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.

[lkfmdc]

That way they won't be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks (http://www.martialartsmart.com/weapons-nunchakus.html) and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.

That Gene, he's a clever one, yes, he's a naughty boy indeed

[MightyB]

That way they won't be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks (http://www.martialartsmart.com/weapons-nunchakus.html) and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.

Nunchuks are too goofy for me. I prefer this (http://www.martialartsmart.com/19-05.html).

[David Jamieson]

Just don't tell my wife or she won't do my laundry anymore!

I mean it you guys. :mad:

[Yum Cha]

David Ross is a Goy??

[David Jamieson]

David Ross is a Goy??

A Guy, a gay and a goy walk into a bar.
Bartender says, what'll ya have fella?

see you can be all three things at once.

[GeneChing]

what do you mean goo (http://www.martialartsmart.com/50-75urk.html)fy?

[David Jamieson]

what do you mean goo (http://www.martialartsmart.com/50-75urk.html)fy?

Why those are clearly musical kata quality Gene!

Do you have a rainbow set with unicorns?

[GeneChing]

but you know, if i can sell cheerleader skirts to martial artists, i can sell anything. :cool:

[Yum Cha]

but you know, if i can sell cheerleader skirts to martial artists, i can sell anything. :cool:

I need to know Gene... Is it just an American thing, or are you shipping to those sex hotels in Japan too?

[GeneChing]

They all went to some place in NY... someplace on West 37th...;)

[lkfmdc]

They all went to some place in NY... someplace on West 37th...;)

I am on west 37th......

GENE!

:mad:

[taai gihk yahn]

I am on west 37th......

GENE!

:mad:

I know; can you believe that there's someone ELSE who wants them on 37th?

[lkfmdc]

Gene, are you still planning to sell inflatable Tai Chi dolls :D

[taai gihk yahn]

Gene, are you still planning to sell inflatable Tai Chi dolls :D
how would be able to tell the difference between them and most actual practitioners?

[lkfmdc]

what this thread was really about was the forum gathering that we had last weekend (http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=59093)

[sanjuro_ronin]

how would be able to tell the difference between them and most actual practitioners?

http://sexidesign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/1510rd2.jpg

[Lucas]

she doesnt look real....

[sanjuro_ronin]

she doesnt look real....

She's not, you weenie.

[Lucas]

She's not, you weenie.

are you serious

[sanjuro_ronin]

are you serious

She's a sex doll, ask Gene :D

[GeneChing]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mba0236l.jpg
I spent way too much time surfing images to get this for you. :o

[Lucas]

wow.......im at a loss for words. thats strange.

[MasterKiller]

wow.......im at a loss for words. thats strange.

google "real dolls"

You'll never look at your gf/wife the same way ever again.

[GeneChing]

Don't listen to MK. He's like satan, you know. Don't google "real dolls" or "sex dolls" or "tai chi real sex dolls". Just don't.

[KC Elbows]

She is always yeilding.

[MasterKiller]

All I offer is the truth!

http://www.fromoldbooks.org/Quarles-Emblems/pages/004-emblem-1-serpent-eve/004-emblem-1-serpent-eve-q75-692x860.jpg

[Lucas]

HMMMM, should i bite into the forbidden fruit??

[taai gihk yahn]

I guess no one remembers this movie (http://www.hyperbate.com/dernier/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cherry2000_1.jpg)...

[IronWeasel]

Don't listen to MK. He's like satan, you know. Don't google "real dolls" or "sex dolls" or "tai chi real sex dolls". Just don't.



You're right. why send business to a competitor when there are better sex toys right here at Martialartsmart.

http://www.martialartsmart.com/Sexdolls (http://www.martialartsmart.com/95w-036chnw.html)

[David Jamieson]

I guess no one remembers this movie (http://www.hyperbate.com/dernier/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cherry2000_1.jpg)...

or this one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073747/)

[GeneChing]

LARS AND THE REAL GIRL (official trailer) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XxILVnt1w)

Gene for the win. :cool:

[lkfmdc]

I feel sort of bad, we've really rubbed off on poor old Gene, now he can jump in with obscure random stuff with the best of them!

[GeneChing]

How do you think I got my job here? :cool:

[MasterKiller]

http://www.dollalbum.com/dollgallery/albums/userpics/10796/normal_Lazing.JPG

http://coverdoll.com/cdgalV2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=44014&g2_serialNumber=2

http://www.lockys.com/normal_Holiday_01.JPG