How to break a fat chick clinch?

[xcakid]

This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?

[David Jamieson]

This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?

hide in her armpit til she passes out, then split. just leave your underwear if you have to.

[SPJ]

use some tickling

it works on sumo wrestler.

:D

[hskwarrior]

This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?

Grab her face with two hands and with the flattest part of your tongue start licking her all over her face.....oh wait...maybe she just might think you're just a bad kisser....never mind. :o

ORRRR, you can always hide under one of her folds......ewwwww all sweaty and stinky.

[MasterKiller]

The real question is, why would you want to?

http://8.media.tumblr.com/KSiCsMTjJir3lsprIzL5zEfuo1_400.jpg

[xcakid]

That's not the kind of Fat Chick Clinch I was talking about MK. :D I wouldn't mind being clinched by that one. Choke me out Puuuhhhhllleeeessse

[hskwarrior]

http://renegadebrigade.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/tocarra.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/6qv0oi.jpg

[mickey]

Greetings,

The answer is: Sufficient, thorough, and repetitive packing. To get out of the clinch you must pack her to her satisfaction.

mickey

[donjitsu2]

Greetings,

The answer is: Sufficient, thorough, and repetitive packing. To get out of the clinch you must pack her to her satisfaction.

mickey

This quote FTW!

[MightyB]

This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?

the easiest way is to stop using Jamieson as your wingman. The dude's a chubby chaser all the way.

[Iron_Eagle_76]

Not a chick, but kind of gets the point across:

http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx123/GladstoneMartialArts/Funny%20MA%20Pics/sizematters.jpg

[David Jamieson]

Not a chick, but kind of gets the point across:

http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx123/GladstoneMartialArts/Funny%20MA%20Pics/sizematters.jpg

yeah especially when in order to get the point you gotta hold him down for 25 seconds.

that is hard to do, better to go for the nippon right away! lol

[taai gihk yahn]

Roll 'er in flour, look for the wet spo...

oh, that wasn't the question?

[xcakid]

Specifically looking for a technique to counter a 300 pounder straddling you on your face....:p

[donjitsu2]

Specifically looking for a technique to counter a 300 pounder straddling you on your face....:p


"HUM" loudly.

[MasterKiller]

Specifically looking for a technique to counter a 300 pounder straddling you on your face....:p

Stop at 3 beers.

[bawang]

This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?

lift weights

[David Jamieson]

Roll 'er in flour, look for the wet spo...

oh, that wasn't the question?

I thought it was lift back the rolls til you get to the one that stinks, then, go back one.

[mooyingmantis]

Specifically looking for a technique to counter a 300 pounder straddling you on your face....:p

Eat your way out?

[Yum Cha]

Stop at 3 beers.

That's strategy, not technique...

[David Jamieson]

That's strategy, not technique...

also, it made me lol pretty hard for a couple fo seconds. :p

[Yum Cha]

also, it made me lol pretty hard for a couple fo seconds. :p

Yea, MK buzzes at a pretty high level....:D