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MasterKiller
12-23-2010, 07:46 AM
http://www.mikedelo.com/festivus/festivuscard.jpg

David Jamieson
12-23-2010, 08:28 AM
Festivus-

A made up holiday for people who don't believe anything and want to believe something but haven't invested much time into spirituality and instead spent all their time watching useless tv shows until Seinfeld finally gave them something they could latch onto without having to try to understand a real religion or make any effort towards that end.

Fuk you Jerry Seinfeld. :)

SPJ
12-23-2010, 09:58 AM
It is the spirits of giving at X'mas time.

I bought the idea of the spirits of giving.

the people that gives is more blessed then the people that takes.

compassion

oops, not to turn a chrisitian/catholic holiday into a buddist talk.

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curenado
12-23-2010, 10:07 AM
I just think they should make up these holidays at different times of the year so we get more.

David Jamieson
12-23-2010, 11:18 AM
I just think they should make up these holidays at different times of the year so we get more.

Marry Jewish. :)

Lebaufist
12-23-2010, 11:42 AM
Happy Hanachkwansmas

sanjuro_ronin
12-23-2010, 12:08 PM
Ah Festivus...
http://thisrecording.com/storage/800px-Festivus-Pole-from-Seinfeld-thumb-500x375.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12616725969 36

http://images.greetingcarduniverse.com/images/csphoto/1107/00/00/13/14/37/279954_shadow.jpg

Lebaufist
12-23-2010, 02:21 PM
oops, not to turn a chrisitian/catholic holiday into a buddist talk.

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More similar than different.

PalmStriker
12-23-2010, 07:35 PM
Chick likes peppermint. :D

David Jamieson
12-24-2010, 06:32 AM
Chick likes peppermint. :D

More importantly, that peppermint likes that chick too! :p

KC Elbows
12-24-2010, 12:23 PM
Festivus-

A made up holiday for people who don't believe anything and want to believe something but haven't invested much time into spirituality and instead spent all their time watching useless tv shows until Seinfeld finally gave them something they could latch onto without having to try to understand a real religion or make any effort towards that end.

Fuk you Jerry Seinfeld. :)

You're just bitter because Jerry Stiller would totally best you in the Festivus feats of strength.

Lucas
12-24-2010, 12:27 PM
arent all holidays made up? :confused:

SPJ
12-24-2010, 01:05 PM
peace on earth

joy to the world

etc etc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXLI9vrSbeQ&feature=related

:)