GeneChing
01-27-2011, 11:41 AM
27. 01. 11. - 15:00
Steel Balls (http://www.austriantimes.at/news/Around_the_World/2011-01-27/30066/Steel_Balls)
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China may not have talent but they do have balls of steel as this contestant in a Chinese version of a talent show revealed.
The programme shown on CCTV, China Central Television, invited the best of the best in the country to show off their talents including Shaolin monk Yong Hsueh who is a practitioner of the rare martial art known as "steel balls Kungfu"
He told the audience: "Steel crotch Kongfu is an ancient art, with roots stretching back to ancient China. It’s a practice to strengthen and protect the male genital organs so there is less chance they are injured or incapacitated in battle."
Cross legged male members of the audience watched in shock as various members of the panel were invited to boot the monk between the legs - who simply bowed and smiled after each blow.
The art of steel ball kungfu is divided into hard balls Kungfu - and soft balls Kungfu.
The monk said hard crotch Kongfu could only be learned by a student that started in childhood - pushing their balls into their body where they could not be hurt, so that no matter how hard he is kicked his balls are protected.
But those who start learning too late can only learn soft balls Kungfu, which is reportedly also good for improving the man's sex life.
Kung Fu soft balls. Now there's a concept the forum could run with... :rolleyes:
GAME SHOW IS KICK IN THE BALLS (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/173915/Game-show-is-kick-in-the-balls/)
27th January 2011
A BIZARRE game show based on kicking a monk in the balls, has become an reality TV sensation.
Cross legged male members of the audience watched in shock as various members of the panel were invited to boot the monk between the legs - who simply bowed and smiled after each blow.
The art of steel ball kungfu is divided into hard balls Kungfu - and soft balls Kungfu.
Shaolin monk Yong Hsueh said: "Steel crotch Kongfu is an ancient art, with roots stretching back to ancient China. It’s a practice to strengthen and protect the male genital organs so there is less chance they are injured or incapacitated in battle."
The monk said hard crotch Kongfu could only be learned by a student that started in childhood - pushing their balls into their body where they could not be hurt, so that no matter how hard he is kicked his balls are protected.
But those who start learning too late can only learn soft balls Kungfu, which is reportedly also good for improving the man's sex life.
According to the Austrian Times, the programme shown on CCTV, China Central Television, invited the best of the best in the country to show off their talents.
Steel Balls (http://www.austriantimes.at/news/Around_the_World/2011-01-27/30066/Steel_Balls)
http://www.austriantimes.at/picture/pgftty1k.jpg/
China may not have talent but they do have balls of steel as this contestant in a Chinese version of a talent show revealed.
The programme shown on CCTV, China Central Television, invited the best of the best in the country to show off their talents including Shaolin monk Yong Hsueh who is a practitioner of the rare martial art known as "steel balls Kungfu"
He told the audience: "Steel crotch Kongfu is an ancient art, with roots stretching back to ancient China. It’s a practice to strengthen and protect the male genital organs so there is less chance they are injured or incapacitated in battle."
Cross legged male members of the audience watched in shock as various members of the panel were invited to boot the monk between the legs - who simply bowed and smiled after each blow.
The art of steel ball kungfu is divided into hard balls Kungfu - and soft balls Kungfu.
The monk said hard crotch Kongfu could only be learned by a student that started in childhood - pushing their balls into their body where they could not be hurt, so that no matter how hard he is kicked his balls are protected.
But those who start learning too late can only learn soft balls Kungfu, which is reportedly also good for improving the man's sex life.
Kung Fu soft balls. Now there's a concept the forum could run with... :rolleyes:
GAME SHOW IS KICK IN THE BALLS (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/173915/Game-show-is-kick-in-the-balls/)
27th January 2011
A BIZARRE game show based on kicking a monk in the balls, has become an reality TV sensation.
Cross legged male members of the audience watched in shock as various members of the panel were invited to boot the monk between the legs - who simply bowed and smiled after each blow.
The art of steel ball kungfu is divided into hard balls Kungfu - and soft balls Kungfu.
Shaolin monk Yong Hsueh said: "Steel crotch Kongfu is an ancient art, with roots stretching back to ancient China. It’s a practice to strengthen and protect the male genital organs so there is less chance they are injured or incapacitated in battle."
The monk said hard crotch Kongfu could only be learned by a student that started in childhood - pushing their balls into their body where they could not be hurt, so that no matter how hard he is kicked his balls are protected.
But those who start learning too late can only learn soft balls Kungfu, which is reportedly also good for improving the man's sex life.
According to the Austrian Times, the programme shown on CCTV, China Central Television, invited the best of the best in the country to show off their talents.