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GeneChing
02-25-2011, 04:09 PM
I'm launching this thread in the same spirit as Qigong as Medicine (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55537) and Tai Chi as medicine (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50553).

It's a slow Friday here.


Stare at boobs for longer life: Study (http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html)
by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009

http://www.themedguru.com/files/breasts_0.jpg
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

B-Rad
02-25-2011, 04:17 PM
This should lead to some nice threads in the Kungfu Training and Health forum :)

Syn7
02-25-2011, 04:20 PM
love it...

deceptive title gene...

if you wrote "stare at t!ts to live longer" this thread would be on its 8th page by now... lol

Sihing73
02-25-2011, 04:28 PM
Proves the saying that "looking never hurts" :D

I wonder if the woman who did the study likes men ogling her breasts? :rolleyes:

Syn7
02-25-2011, 04:30 PM
haha so you did change it ay gene... i was just kidding lol... but its true, you will get more hits this way... :D

Lucas
02-25-2011, 04:38 PM
so next time i get busted checking out a nice rack ill just say "hey, this is my daily dose of my much needed medication, you are saving lives with those babies."

Punch.HeadButt
02-25-2011, 05:43 PM
I'm not going to bother verifying the studies or even reading the entire quote. I will simply say that I am 100% behind these findings, feel their discovery is long overdue, and have adjusted my training regimen accordingly.

GeneChing
02-25-2011, 05:47 PM
http://breakwatercooler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/boobs_videos.jpg

Have a good weekend, everyone!

-N-
02-25-2011, 08:54 PM
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."


Remember to cross train by watching net porn too.