wombat combat secret form

[bawang]

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[taai gihk yahn]

but do you do Taoist Exorcisms™ ?

[bawang]

exorcism is forpusy. wombat combat invite demons in your body . yesterday i invited horse head god and ming po the defiler we hung out and went to kfc. three people ate for price of one


wombat combat teach you how to deal with the afterlife. one time i saw a chinatown funeral for some guy they burned paper monies. so i sent myself into vision quest into underworld and robbed that motherfuker blind. i live in an indian familys basement and smell like curry , but when i die im gonna be set fo life

[Lucas]

thats why i make offering for bawang every day 5 piece breast and leg dinner with sides and extra bizkits in my back poorch.

[CYMac]

but the guy doing it is a MAN though.. um.. outstanding, good horse stance power and fast hands there! haha!

I now understand why my videos aren't welcome.. you need THESE kinds of videos to feel happy... oh yah..

[Scott R. Brown]

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but do you do Taoist Exorcisms™ ?


exorcism is forpusy. wombat combat invite demons in your body . yesterday i invited horse head god and ming po the defiler we hung out and went to kfc. three people ate for price of one


wombat combat teach you how to deal with the afterlife. one time i saw a chinatown funeral for some guy they burned paper monies. so i sent myself into vision quest into underworld and robbed that motherfuker blind. i live in an indian familys basement and smell like curry , but when i die im gonna be set fo life

I dunno! That looks an awful lot like an exorcism to me!

[Lucas]

I heard that Wombat Combat is very controversial...is this true?

[GeneChing]

...I mean 8. 8 posts. Still not that controversial here.

18761 to go to catch the mammoth IS-DfR (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1248006#post1248006).

Nice ttt, Lucas. Way to get the pumpkin rollin (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1247990#post1247990).... ;)

[Raipizo]

thats why i make offering for bawang every day 5 piece breast and leg dinner with sides and extra bizkits in my back poorch.

Do you set it out like kids do for Santa?

[Lucas]

nope! there is a very special, very ancient, tradition for this.

first this involves digging a large pit with your bare hands. the dimensions must be no less than 10ft diameter and 8 feet deep. then you must build an alter using stone tools out of chesnut wood. this part is very important, and if you do not follow the instructions properly, the ritual will fail. once you have the altar and the offering and the pit of giving, then you must set the offering upon the altar, and then lead a family pet, weighing no less than 80lbs, before the altar, and sacrafice the creature to the way of the wombat.

Only when this offering has been soaked in the sacraficial blood of a beloved family pet, will bawang accept the finger licking good extra crispy.

and remember this must be a daily occurance for no less than 5 years. this is to test the devotion of the disciple to assure that they are worthy to learn the secret form.

to be honest though, its all very routine. the only tricky part is keeping that supply of family pets coming...but then again, not all are suited for the way of the Wombat. (and no the pet does not have to belong to YOUR family.)

[Kellen Bassette]

I'm pretty sure he marked that form, so that Sin The won't steal it...

[Raipizo]

nope! there is a very special, very ancient, tradition for this.

first this involves digging a large pit with your bare hands. the dimensions must be no less than 10ft diameter and 8 feet deep. then you must build an alter using stone tools out of chesnut wood. this part is very important, and if you do not follow the instructions properly, the ritual will fail. once you have the altar and the offering and the pit of giving, then you must set the offering upon the altar, and then lead a family pet, weighing no less than 80lbs, before the altar, and sacrafice the creature to the way of the wombat.

Only when this offering has been soaked in the sacraficial blood of a beloved family pet, will bawang accept the finger licking good extra crispy.

and remember this must be a daily occurance for no less than 5 years. this is to test the devotion of the disciple to assure that they are worthy to learn the secret form.

to be honest though, its all very routine. the only tricky part is keeping that supply of family pets coming...but then again, not all are suited for the way of the Wombat. (and no the pet does not have to belong to YOUR family.)

oh god. you had me laughing pretty good.

[Lucas]

this serious, no joke. dont' laugh at my devotion!

[YouKnowWho]

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Besides it make me to feel very uncomfortable, I don't see any combat value here.

[Raipizo]

this serious, no joke. dont' laugh at my devotion!

I laughed from joy! I am glad you made it through the ritual my friend.

[bawang]

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTY5MzE1MzA0.html

Besides it make me to feel very uncomfortable, I don't see any combat value here.

because you train dirty barbarian wrestling. if u trained real kung fu u would understand.

[Kellen Bassette]

Oldest Kung Fu is Shuai Jiao...so Chinese fighting is born of dirty Mongolian fighting, just prettier.... :D

[bawang]

Oldest Kung Fu is Shuai Jiao...so Chinese fighting is born of dirty Mongolian fighting, just prettier.... :D

shuai Jiao is 1930 new guoshu name for Manchu buku/mongol bokh. dirty, dirty barbarian wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=l_6Ewzqe0to#t=272

LOL FAKE CHOREOGRAPH
LOL CHINESE WWE

[Kellen Bassette]

shuai Jiao is 1930 new guoshu name for Manchu buku/mongol bokh. dirty, dirty barbarian wrestling.


The sooner you embrace the roots of your heritage, the sooner the healing can begin.

[Kellen Bassette]

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Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[bawang]

a wing chun expert can defecate him easily

[Lucas]

the beautiful part is when un suspecting people visit this magnificent thread of glory.