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JamesC
04-21-2011, 03:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38ND0tEb4

Am I the only one that thinks the skinny one is actually a chick?

JamesC
04-21-2011, 04:30 AM
Wait a sec...

I thought the skinny one was a dude until this morning! :eek:

oops

CYMac
04-21-2011, 06:02 AM
Wait a sec...

I thought the skinny one was a dude until this morning! :eek:

oops

It was fun and love push hand playing there, like our loving times? you better get a lady soon to enjoy the same moment so you can have less free time~:p

JamesC
04-21-2011, 06:37 AM
I would respond to you, but I honestly don't know what you are attempting to say.

Sorry.

CYMac
04-21-2011, 06:38 AM
I would respond to you, but I honestly don't know what you are attempting to say.

Sorry.

You are bored. That's all.

JamesC
04-21-2011, 06:41 AM
This is starting to feel like communicating with a deaf person.

Nothing you write makes sense.

CYMac
04-21-2011, 06:45 AM
This is starting to feel like communicating with a deaf person.

Nothing you write makes sense.

It was supposed to make sense.... :(

taai gihk yahn
04-21-2011, 07:18 AM
Nothing you write makes sense.

you only just noticed this?...:confused:

CYMac
04-21-2011, 07:30 AM
you only just noticed this?...:confused:

maybe he realized I am just cool.

taai gihk yahn
04-21-2011, 07:53 AM
maybe he realized I am just cool.

or maybe not...

Scott R. Brown
04-21-2011, 09:07 AM
Awwwww!!!! To be young an in LOOOOOOOVVVVE!!!

Well those days are gone, sniff sniff!!!

I think his roommate needs a shave!:eek:

TenTigers
04-21-2011, 09:45 AM
awwww..that's sweet....
but dude, you almost threw her through the window.
I say, almost. If your push hands were better, she would've been launched.
You really need to go beyond the "pei/mo" and develop your basics.
Structure, alignment, rooting, connection. This is the same issues you have with your other forms. You should stop collecting forms and work more on yuor developmental training. Then, everything will come together.


oh, and take off that silly hat! You're not a Taoist.

taai gihk yahn
04-21-2011, 10:24 AM
why your wimens giv u such a hard time when u try to touch her bewbies? she needs more discipline, mayb a month in the shed...

Scott R. Brown
04-21-2011, 10:30 AM
awwww..that's sweet....
but dude, you almost threw her through the window.
I say, almost. If your push hands were better, she would've been launched.
You really need to go beyond the "pei/mo" and develop your basics.
Structure, alignment, rooting, connection. This is the same issues you have with your other forms. You should stop collecting forms and work more on yuor developmental training. Then, everything will come together.


oh, and take off that silly hat! You're not a Taoist.

Don't forget the rap music!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!:eek:


why your wimens giv u such a hard time when u try to touch her bewbies? she needs more discipline, mayb a month in the shed...

Touching wimins bewbies always gives me a hard time!!!!

Which leads to a lot of this :p:p:p!!:D

CYMac
04-22-2011, 01:11 AM
I am sure my fiancee and launch all of you without even touching you, she got an RPG7 ready to launch to *******s anytime they go near her. LOL!

CYMac
04-22-2011, 01:17 AM
Hey, not to forget to mention, it was a push hand video with LOVE.

Seriously, I have fought down a few taichi schools in Toronto before because they were doing a push hand seminar and I was so unlucky to attend that stuff and turn out we got a mini-competition going on and I was pushing about 20-30 people non stop and none of them can put me down. Surprisingly that was back in like 2000 or 1999 I think. I am more powerful than you think in push hands, but it's pointless to talk because you don't FEEL my spikes anyway, who cares. I ain't into that push hands anymore, my kungfu is not just a hobby.

Water-quan
05-04-2011, 11:03 AM
Actually, you're just a fat fraud who uses fortune cookie BS to avoid reality. If you didn't care, you wouldn't be putting your nonsense on youtube and calling yourself a celestial master - cos, you know, the way to spot a fraud with an ego hole before you even see them is to see what sort of title they've awarded themselves.

However, you're not particularly worse than all the other frauds.