Please provide pretensious wisdom...

[KC Elbows]

As a service to the forum, please assume I am in need of any sort of pretensious wisdom that you have to offer, and thus we can concentrate it here in order to avoid it being misunderstood by obviously inferior beings elsewhere.

I'll start with a list of questions you might like to pretensiouly answer.

Why is internal better?

What is internal?

Does chi exist?

How does practicing form alone make one a better fighter?

Must dead flies stay dead?

I'm not Chinese, can you condescend to me? Please?

How do I retract my jumblies?

Why is san shou evil?

I'll ask more questions as the need arises.

[taai gihk yahn]

It is not the questions that you ask, but the asking of your questions that must be reconsidered before it is possible to condescend to you fully...obscure opaqueness cannot opaquely obscure that which already is hidden in plain site and exposed in secret.

Go and ponder.

[lkfmdc]

I'd like to explain to you why you are wrong, but since you never learned what I am about to speak about, you couldn't possibly understand, so I am not going to explain, I am just telling you that you are wrong

[lkfmdc]

PS; my fly is often dead, and the sanjuro posts a pic and it comes back to life

[wenshu]

It is not the questions that you ask, but the asking of your questions that must be reconsidered before it is possible to condescend to you fully...obscure opaqueness cannot opaquely obscure that which already is hidden in plain site and exposed in secret.

Go and ponder.

Could not have said it any bette. . .

. . .

. . . son of b*tch!

[wenshu]

Why is internal better?

What is internal?


I don't know that I am qualified to answer that, maybe I can recommend a good OB-GYN?

[KC Elbows]

I'd like to explain to you why you are wrong, but since you never learned what I am about to speak about, you couldn't possibly understand, so I am not going to explain, I am just telling you that you are wrong

It was very generous of you to tell me that, for a moment I thought my years of training and awareness of the importance of basics was a good basis for my training, but now I realize that is merely the thinking of someone who is not as versed in the secrets as you are.

See, this is why my abject inferiority is clear to me now. I said secrets. I should have said Secrets. I forgot the importance of capitalization, I met a Master once who would capitalize on anything--I mean capitalize Anything.

[KC Elbows]

It is not the questions that you ask, but the asking of your questions that must be reconsidered before it is possible to condescend to you fully...obscure opaqueness cannot opaquely obscure that which already is hidden in plain site and exposed in secret.

Go and ponder.

You are beyond me, there is a haze over my obscure opaqueness. I blame weight lifting.

[Water-quan]

You are not ready.

[KC Elbows]

I don't know that I am qualified to answer that, maybe I can recommend a good OB-GYN?

I've seen those initials before on the Wing Chun forum. Was that one of Leung Ting's teachers?

[lkfmdc]

You are beyond me, there is a haze over my obscure opaqueness. I blame weight lifting.

by weight lifting, you have made your muscles strong, which by IMA means you are actually mroe weak, with my internal power, I am stronger, I can't demonstrate that power, because it isnt' the power to lift things or wrestle or fight, only "deadly fighting" involving chi blasts and chickens blowing up at 30 feet

[KC Elbows]

You are not ready.

I just snatched a pebble from my own hand, am I ready yet?

[wenshu]

I never pass up the chance to be supercilious, however I am far too distracted by your atrocious spelling.

[KC Elbows]

by weight lifting, you have made your muscles strong, which by IMA means you are actually mroe weak, with my internal power, I am stronger, I can't demonstrate that power, because it isnt' the power to lift things or wrestle or fight, only "deadly fighting" involving chi blasts and chickens blowing up at 30 feet

Chickens frighten me. Please teach me, Master.

[taai gihk yahn]

I just snatched a pebble from my own hand, am I ready yet?

no, but I bet that the pebble is!

[wenshu]

It was very generous of you to tell me that, for a moment I thought my years of training and awareness of the importance of basics was a good basis for my training, but now I realize that is merely the thinking of someone who is not as versed in the secrets as you are.

See, this is why my abject inferiority is clear to me now. I said secrets. I should have said Secrets. I forgot the importance of capitalization, I met a Master once who would capitalize on anything--I mean capitalize Anything.

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the_secret.jpg

Please let us know how secreting works out for you.

[KC Elbows]

I never pass up the chance to be supercilious, however I am far too distracted by your atrocious spelling.

I am merely ordinarily cilious, you are beyond me. Is there a chi gong that can help me?

[taai gihk yahn]

I don't know that I am qualified to answer that, maybe I can recommend a good OB-GYN?


I've seen those initials before on the Wing Chun forum. Was that one of Leung Ting's teachers?

I didn't know that my wife studied Wing Chun...<sigh> it's always the husband who's the last to find out...

[KC Elbows]

no, but I bet that the pebble is!

I resent the pebble's preparedness, so I will now accuse it of chi vampirism and claim its form will give it cancer.

[wenshu]

The perpetually cold hands help with the short power.

[KC Elbows]

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the_secret.jpg

Please let us know how secreting works out for you.

Why does the Secret look like it's inserted into a hairy bottom?

This is exactly how I failed my Rorschach tests.

[bawang]

you need to play your form more. play with it.

[David Jamieson]

As a service to the forum, please assume I am in need of any sort of pretensious wisdom that you have to offer, and thus we can concentrate it here in order to avoid it being misunderstood by obviously inferior beings elsewhere.

I'll start with a list of questions you might like to pretensiouly answer.

very well impudent welp


Why is internal better? Because pulling out doesn't always work


What is internal? where you used to live before you breathed


Does chi exist? yes, you're sucking it in and blowing it out right now.


How does practicing form alone make one a better fighter? Through intense development of the mind, it becomes possible for one to make the great leap from mind to matter and to prevail magnificently. Unless, you haven't been taught properly of course.


Must dead flies stay dead?
NO of course not. All things may rise when chi is properly applied to the ip bags.

I'm not Chinese, can you condescend to me? Please? 你醜


How do I retract my jumblies?
cross your eyes and squat

Why is san shou evil? because of ross


I'll ask more questions as the need arises. will you?

[KC Elbows]

will you?

Shouldn't I?

[Dragonzbane76]

I'd like to explain to you why you are wrong, but since you never learned what I am about to speak about, you couldn't possibly understand, so I am not going to explain, I am just telling you that you are wrong

you need to go find a "realz" master so you can learn the "listening" skillz you apparently are lacking. I have seen masters that can flat out scam you with a mere thought. ;) It is counter productive to associate yourself with sport fighting because we all know that in the street you cannot use that and a well placed chi blast to the sack will render you useless. :D

[David Jamieson]

Shouldn't I?

I don't know, do you think you should?

[KC Elbows]

I don't know, do you think you should?

Is that reason enough?

[David Jamieson]

Is that reason enough?

It very well could be, I am not certain, what do you think?

[KC Elbows]

It very well could be, I am not certain, what do you think?

Are you asking me?

[David Jamieson]

Are you asking me?

Who else would I be asking?

[bawang]

your lo mo

[David Jamieson]

your lo mo

what about my lo mo?

[bawang]

foty fie dolar

[David Jamieson]

that's not enough for my lo mo.
my lo mo gots rims and they spin even when they ain't movin.
so, your argument is potato.

[bawang]

not if you eat PANCAKES

PANCAKES

[Scott R. Brown]

As a service to the forum, please assume I am in need of any sort of pretensious wisdom that you have to offer, and thus we can concentrate it here in order to avoid it being misunderstood by obviously inferior beings elsewhere.

I'll start with a list of questions you might like to pretensiouly answer.

Why is internal better?

What is internal?

Does chi exist?

How does practicing form alone make one a better fighter?

Must dead flies stay dead?

I'm not Chinese, can you condescend to me? Please?

How do I retract my jumblies?

Why is san shou evil?

I'll ask more questions as the need arises.

<With benevolent, gentle, and knowing look>

You have begun your journey my son! It is wise to know which questions to ask, the answer lies within you! NOW you must search for the answers within yourself!

Let me know when you think you have any answers and I will be happy to tell you, you are wrong!

[Lucas]

<With benevolent, gentle, and knowing look>

You have begun your journey my son! It is wise to know which questions to ask, the answer lies within you! NOW you must search for the answers within yourself!

Let me know when you think you have any answers and I will be happy to tell you, you are wrong!

truly masterful...

[taai gihk yahn]

truly masterful...

you are wrong

[lkfmdc]

I've decided I won't lower myself to explain it to you, if you don't already know teh answer you obviousy haven't learned the real stuff

[Brule]

This is all i'm at liberty to divulge.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzsnXmKzEaM&feature=related

[Scott R. Brown]

you are wrong

You are right! I forgot to wear the box on my head!:eek:

[lkfmdc]

You are right! I forgot to wear the box on my head!:eek:

psst. He thinks the "box" is the correct way to do it :rolleyes:

[hskwarrior]

To Practice in the presence of your own presence IS to be ONE with yourself!!!!!

[Scott R. Brown]

psst. He thinks the "box" is the correct way to do it :rolleyes:

A Real Taoist Master with 37 years experience! always accommodates his teaching to the needs of his student!

I wear the hat because it makes him more comfortable, although I draw the line at the wispy beard and mustachio and the fake Chinese accent!

<aside> Psst....I use a REAL Chinese accent....and the hat is just a modified jack-in-the-box! You should have seen him scream like a little girl the first time the Clown POPPED out!:eek:

[lkfmdc]

it is like a finger, pointing its way to the moon

DO NOT CONCENTRATE ON THE FINGER YOU STUPID ****

[Scott R. Brown]

To Practice in the presence of your own presence IS to be ONE with yourself!!!!!

We are getting presents from ourselves?:eek:

[Scott R. Brown]

it is like a finger, pointing its way to the moon

DO NOT CONCENTRATE ON THE FINGER YOU STUPID ****

Aren't you supposed to Whack him on the head and say something about "All that Heavenly Glooooooor-eeeeeeeeee!!!!", in a real creepy voice?

[lkfmdc]

To Practice in the presence of your own presence IS to be ONE with yourself!!!!!

http://www.tnt-audio.com/jpeg/presence2.jpg

[SPJ]

Why is internal better?

What is internal?

Does chi exist?

How does practicing form alone make one a better fighter?

Must dead flies stay dead?

I'm not Chinese, can you condescend to me? Please?

How do I retract my jumblies?

Why is san shou evil?



1. yin and yang coexist at the same time or cancel each other out over time.

you may have internal only after you have external and not one without the other.

2. forms are collections of postures or menu or library logs

san shou is free fighting with rules

forms are boring or dead as door knob. but it is a key to open the gate.

stuff comes alive in san shou or lei tai.

:)

[David Jamieson]

To Practice in the presence of your own presence IS to be ONE with yourself!!!!!

so we're back to that naked at night thing?

[hskwarrior]

It comes out every other blue moon....nekked gung fu! total freedom

[Water-quan]

I just snatched a pebble from my own hand, am I ready yet?

No. It is not what you take from your own hand that counts, but what you place in mine.

[Water-quan]

http://www.tnt-audio.com/jpeg/presence2.jpg

My favourite Zep album!

Where is 'The Object' now?

[sanjuro_ronin]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/2/1/14/danielle-lloyd-is-a-sexy-teacher-23104-1265054293-1.jpg

[hskwarrior]

http://adultdatingonline.blog.com/files/2010/06/Sexy_Booty_Smoking_Hot_Gi_4724291c5cc35.jpg

[hskwarrior]

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/demotivational/446_epic-booty.jpg

[MasterKiller]

Choo Choo!!

[lkfmdc]

Choo Choo!!

CYMac is the white cat, the forum the rest of the cats

[hskwarrior]

Everyone wait their turn! Don't get too close or we gonna have issues LOL

[V.O.R.]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JXS8Dj_iKvA/RaFzV0wlyuI/AAAAAAAAACg/YE6QvHPvMKo/s320/BigGuyBlog.jpg

[sanjuro_ronin]

http://skipjenkins.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/1192134743476.jpg

[lkfmdc]

Not sure I'd want to be reading Paul while doing the dirt track dance

[sanjuro_ronin]

Not sure I'd want to be reading Paul while doing the dirt track dance

Where's your sense of heresy?
:D

[wenshu]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JXS8Dj_iKvA/RaFzV0wlyuI/AAAAAAAAACg/YE6QvHPvMKo/s320/BigGuyBlog.jpg

Not an accurate likeness.

Glasses are too straight.

[SPJ]

http://skipjenkins.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/1192134743476.jpg

just wonder that how can you read the verse yourself if it is inscripted or tattooed on your back.

just curious.

:D

[hskwarrior]

Not an accurate likeness.

Glasses are too straight.

He got them fixed so he could pose for the artwork hahahahaha

[MasterKiller]

http://funpics.classicfun.ws/var/albums/Funpics/My_Name_is_Kelly_Tattoo.jpg

[Fei Ling Skool]

Where's your sense of heresy?
:D


Heresy Highway?

[sanjuro_ronin]

Heresy Highway?

Drive it all night long?
:D

[David Jamieson]

Heresy Highway?

smooth move.

lol

[sanjuro_ronin]

http://funpics.classicfun.ws/var/albums/Funpics/My_Name_is_Kelly_Tattoo.jpg

I think her name is Kelly.

[KC Elbows]

You guys have no wu de!:D

[David Jamieson]

You guys have no wu de!:D

That's what Kelly said!

[Lucas]

That's what Kelly said!

except it sounded more like:

"mrrmrffm mmmff rrmr mfmf mrmrm"

[sanjuro_ronin]

http://motivationalposter.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/anal.jpg

[KC Elbows]

And I had the best intentions with this thread...

[Lucas]

http://www.omgnews.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Coco-Twiter.jpg

[sanjuro_ronin]

And I had the best intentions with this thread...

AH, you should know better !
http://facepwn.com/posters/anal_bum_cover.jpg

[KC Elbows]

AH, you should know better !
http://americandrumslinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Hey-Amigo-we-want-your-big-gringo-****-in-our-ass-400x267.jpg

I've never been so offended by a url!

[sanjuro_ronin]

I've never been so offended by a url!

Don't be so jewish.
http://jewishmayhem.com/wp-content/gallery/hebrew-hottie-006/6.jpg

[KC Elbows]

The Chutzpah!

[SPJ]

I tend to think that there are some thinking/thoughts or wisdom in just about everything.

--

pretending or not pretending.

pretentious or not pretentious

precocious or not precocious

--

pondering

--

[hskwarrior]

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/model-fail-fat-posing-fence.jpg

[Lucas]

you are a bad man

[David Jamieson]

Is that from your last conjugal visit with her Frank? :D

[hskwarrior]

Is that from your last conjugal visit with her Frank?

If you truly knew the skills that lay beneath the top layers.....you'd visit her too. and she's ready. :p

[taai gihk yahn]

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/model-fail-fat-posing-fence.jpg

is she missing her left leg below the knee?!?

I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith...
;)

[taai gihk yahn]

AH, you should know better !
http://facepwn.com/posters/anal_bum_cover.jpg

it will do you no good because I have

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/1cfa3573-53b0-4d7e-ad24-91b75ba41d20.jpg