Challange

[Keng Lee]

I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?

[Hardwork108]

I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?

I believe that if you go on like this, you are going to get banned!

[Keng Lee]

I am accepting challenges

[taai gihk yahn]

I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?

1) go to local zoo

2) strip naked

3) apply steak sauce to yourself liberally

4) find lion house

5) scale wall

[Hardwork108]

I am accepting challenges

OK. I challenge you to a spelling match!

[Hardwork108]

1) go to local zoo

2) strip naked

3) apply steak sauce to yourself liberally

4) find lion house

5) scale wall

And lets hope that the lyon turns out to be a kinky one and rapes him first, before eating him!

[Keng Lee]

shut up......

[Keng Lee]

i will challenge u if you sign my paper!

[Hardwork108]

shut up......

Hey, no one "said" anything. I swear to you. We were just typing words.....

[Hardwork108]

i will challenge u if you sign my paper!

Are we talking about a newspaper or an exam paper. You really have to be specific, because this is the internet and things get misunderstood....

[taai gihk yahn]

i will challenge u if you sign my paper!

no one ever told you not to post when drunk?

http://torwars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Drunk-Geek.jpg

[PalmStriker]

What style are you representing that needs validation for effectiveness, Keng Lee?

[PalmStriker]

Woah! (post #9).

[Keng Lee]

Southern Shaolin Golden Monkey Kung Fu my teacher was a real shaolin monk

[Hardwork108]

Southern Shaolin Golden Monkey Kung Fu my teacher was a real shaolin monk

Do you use bananas as weapons of choice?

[Keng Lee]

i will challange bear hands if u sign my paper

[Keng Lee]

my teacher is Fung Wu! who did u learn from my teacher is the real kung fu yours not real Fung Wu was a shaolin monk! he mastered the real stuff!

[Hardwork108]

i will challange bear hands if u sign my paper

Bear hands?:confused:

I thought you said that you did Monkey style?

[taai gihk yahn]

Southern Shaolin Golden Monkey Kung Fu my teacher was a real shaolin monk

Look, before this goes any further, here's the thing: if you want to troll the forum, that's great - everyone here loves a good troll (in fact, if you search John Takeshi, Shaolin Poetry or judo katana, you will get some excellent examples); but frankly, and don't take this the wrong way, you suck at it; you need to come up with something a little (ok, a lot) better - granted, your whole Golden Monkey thing was cute at first, but it got old, it's done; as a follow-up, this whole "challange" thread is pretty sub-standard;

check out Foiling Fist's post about "internal power" - see, that's good trolling because it seems serious (well, actually, he might actually BE serious, which is frightening, but anyway), and sits in that limbo zone where you don't quite know what to do with it; your, OTOH, easily fits into the "obvious trolling" category, or, if not, the 'bat sh1t crazy" one, which is already kinda filled up due to CYMac's lunacy of the past week;

raise the bar, grasshopper, raise the bar...

[Keng Lee]

you stop picking on me!!!!!!! whats your problem your a nobody know one knows who your are!!

[hskwarrior]

kENG lEE IS THAT YOUR MOM CALLIN YOU?

[lkfmdc]

I accept, but since you challenged me, I pick the conditions. First, it must be in the south bronx at 12 midnight. You must be NAKED, except for a large wooden sign you must hold, this way I will be able to find you, the sign must read in LARGE LETTERS 'death to spics and ******s"

Please tell me what night you will be there

[taai gihk yahn]

I accept, but since you challenged me, I pick the conditions. First, it must be in the south bronx at 12 midnight. You must be NAKED, except for a large wooden sign you must hold, this way I will be able to find you, the sign must read in LARGE LETTERS 'death to spics and ******s"

Please tell me what night you will be there

Dave, he said he wanted a challenge, not a date...:p

[lkfmdc]

Dave, he said he wanted a challenge, not a date...:p

psssstttt,
If it were a date, hot sauce would be involved
don't you know anything :rolleyes:

[taai gihk yahn]

psssstttt,
If it were a date, hot sauce would be involved
don't you know anything :rolleyes:

of course, what was I thinking! <smacks forehead>

but wait, what about the sledge hammers and army boots? or is that so '09?

[lkfmdc]

He's naked, so where would he put the sledge hammer? :eek:

[GeneChing]

We cannot endorse challenges here on the forum....challanges either. :rolleyes:

[Drake]

We cannot endorse challenges here on the forum....challanges either. :rolleyes:

I challenge your challenge that I may not challenge.

[Drake]

Keng Lee...if you can make it down to Kandahar, I'll be waiting for you.

[mooyingmantis]

I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?

When you are old enough to drive, my name and city/state are in my signature. Give me a call when you get into town.

[GeneChing]

I challenge your challenge that I may not challenge. Nice reply tho. ;)

Seriously, it's a legal thing. Much as we might like, we can't endorse challenges. Open challenges are grounds for banning.

[Drake]

Nice reply tho. ;)

Seriously, it's a legal thing. Much as we might like, we can't endorse challenges. Open challenges are grounds for banning.

It's somewhat funny, considering all the stuff going on here that you DO endorse! :cool:

[taai gihk yahn]

Nice reply tho. ;)

Seriously, it's a legal thing. Much as we might like, we can't endorse challenges. Open challenges are grounds for banning.

just out of curiosity, how is it a legal thing? I mean, I can understand how you can't encourage them, but why banning someone who makes them? not arguing, just curious as to what the legal aspect of it is

[Drake]

just out of curiosity, how is it a legal thing? I mean, i can understand how you can't encourage them, but why banning someone who makes them? Not arguing, just curious as to what the legal aspect of it is

You can't handle the truth!

[Wildwoo]

I was totally bored:D:p:D:p:D

[SPJ]

challenge for tennis, golf games etc

challenge for chinese chess

challenge for singing a song such as kara oke.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVmwTBkCzeU&feature=share

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aLoezucIzk&feature=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK-dwEUx0vs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZDjnWtK1A

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:p

[lkfmdc]

Seriously, it's a legal thing. Much as we might like, we can't endorse challenges. Open challenges are grounds for banning.

are we still free to post meaningless banter and photoshops?

[Dragonzbane76]

OK. I challenge you to a spelling match!

I just laughed at that and I don't laugh at anything of his. :p

[Dragonzbane76]

are we still free to post meaningless banter and photoshops?

haha it's your god given right sir. :)

[GeneChing]

just out of curiosity, how is it a legal thing? I mean, I can understand how you can't encourage them, but why banning someone who makes them? not arguing, just curious as to what the legal aspect of it isIt's mostly out of prudence. If anyone got hurt in such a challenge, our legal has advised us that we don't want to be in the position of having a forum that might have helped to instigate the situation. It's different if someone else takes legal responsibility, like a sanctioned match or something, but an open challenge is totally unacceptable. In all likelihood, it's not that we'd be responsible. It's more a matter that we don't want to be involved. That would be an absurd time and energy suck, with no potential benefit. So, I shut them down.

We're a martial arts business, which means we come under a lot of scrutiny. We get fully audited every year because we sell some weapons that are illegal in some parts of the country. In fact, as we speak, I'm waiting to find out if I will be called to testify as a witness in court on a case involving the martial arts (nothing to do with the forum, mind you). It really sucks being subpoenaed and being on call. I've had to rearrange my schedule several times over the last few months over this. I've been on call for the last week and was informed just this morning that I might be called in tomorrow, and if that happens, I have to reschedule two business appointments. They have just ended trial an hour and a half ago, and I'm still at work here awaiting their call. It's such a bother.

By the way, and I should have said this earlier, Keng Lee - you are now officially warned. Make another such challenge - or challange or whatever - and you will be banned.

[taai gihk yahn]

It's mostly out of prudence. If anyone got hurt in such a challenge, our legal has advised us that we don't want to be in the position of having a forum that might have helped to instigate the situation. It's different if someone else takes legal responsibility, like a sanctioned match or something, but an open challenge is totally unacceptable. In all likelihood, it's not that we'd be responsible. It's more a matter that we don't want to be involved. That would be an absurd time and energy suck, with no potential benefit. So, I shut them down.

We're a martial arts business, which means we come under a lot of scrutiny. We get fully audited every year because we sell some weapons that are illegal in some parts of the country. In fact, as we speak, I'm waiting to find out if I will be called to testify as a witness in court on a case involving the martial arts (nothing to do with the forum, mind you). It really sucks being subpoenaed and being on call. I've had to rearrange my schedule several times over the last few months over this. I've been on call for the last week and was informed just this morning that I might be called in tomorrow, and if that happens, I have to reschedule two business appointments. They have just ended trial an hour and a half ago, and I'm still at work here awaiting their call. It's such a bother.

By the way, and I should have said this earlier, Keng Lee - you are now officially warned. Make another such challenge - or challange or whatever - and you will be banned.

that's what I figured - you wouldn't be criminally culpable, but leave it to some lawyer to drag you into a sh1t storm, and for what; makes sense to nip it at the bud - and good to have it as clearly articulated as a precedent just in case something slips buy

incidentally, I think we have a new KFMF meme, vis a vis the term "challange"...as long as it's not used inappropriately, of course...

[taai gihk yahn]

I just laughed at that and I don't laugh at anything of his. :p

well, to be fair, he DID give the forum the term "glorified kickboxer" (which, of course, co-opted beyond anything anyone could dream of);

that said, I "challange" ALL glorified kickboxers to show me their glorification!

[mooyingmantis]

i like to fight, but i prefer being "mentally challanged"! :D

[PalmStriker]

you stop picking on me!!!!!!! whats your problem your a nobody know one knows who your are!!

I just scanned the internet for some (any) mention of your legendary Master and came up with nothing.

[Brule]

i like to fight, but i prefer being "mentally challanged"! :D

So does CYMac;)

[Lee Chiang Po]

I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?

You can't whip me?

[lkfmdc]

haha it's your god given right sir. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

[Hardwork108]

well, to be fair, he DID give the forum the term "glorified kickboxer" (which, of course, co-opted beyond anything anyone could dream of);

Yep, I am a legend around these parts.:cool:


that said, I "challange" ALL glorified kickboxers to show me their glorification!

Hey, I believe the glorified kickboxers of this forum show their glorification every day through their "interesting" kung fu posts.:D

[Hardwork108]

I "challange" all glorified kickboxers to start practicing genuine kung fu! :D

[Hardwork108]

Wait a minute!!!!!!

Could Keng Lee be Bawang's son?:eek:

[Lucas]

Bawang can only reproduce every one thousand years.

[Hardwork108]

Bawang can only reproduce every one thousand years.

Thank god for that, I say!

[LSWCTN1]

OK. I challenge you to a spelling match!

The very next post...


And lets hope that the lyon turns out to be a kinky one and rapes him first, before eating him!

How ironic...!

[wenshu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaBTaok3qG0

[ShaolinDan]

Lol at Wenshu...
You posted that link while I was finding it on line.

Challange!!!

[wenshu]

Every time someone starts with the internet challange nonsense, I think about that episode.

[ShaolinDan]

It's the misspelling that made me think of it. Haven't seen the episode in probably twenty years, but I've always remembered that scene. Cracked me up.

[Hardwork108]

The very next post...



How ironic...!

Hey, I had to get the ball rolling....:D

[taai gihk yahn]

Lol at Wenshu...
You posted that link while I was finding it on line.

Challange!!!

CHALLANGE!!!

I'm saying it like I would if I was French (which I'm not), with a an open "ah" sound for the second "a"; I assume everyone else is saying it the same way? because if not, then it's really not going to be any fun...

[Dale Dugas]

I f.a.r.t. in your general direction---said with a Faux French accent ala Monty Python

[Ray Pina]

Go to your local athletic commission and get put on an amateur MMA card.... let us know how you do.

[taai gihk yahn]

I f.a.r.t. in your general direction---said with a Faux French accent ala Monty Python

CHALLANGE!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rxLBBtPjeo8/TZvSZf_I63I/AAAAAAAAAR4/FcdOKckJNIk/s1600/gauntlet1.jpg

[wenshu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92gP2J0CUjc

[lkfmdc]

You can't whip me?

http://bp2.blogger.com/_61Pf07OZxGo/SGwoVQYv_lI/AAAAAAAAAfs/VD65m_GZxDw/s400/leather+boy+ready+to+be+spanked.jpg

I'm sure that's exactly what he wants

[Scott R. Brown]

CHALLANGE!!!

Pronounced Shall Unj


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rxLBBtPjeo8/TZvSZf_I63I/AAAAAAAAAR4/FcdOKckJNIk/s1600/gauntlet1.jpg

You dropped your pretty metal glove!

[SPJ]

confusicous once said

a true contest for gentlemen is shooting arrow with bow

jun zi wu shuo zheng

bi ye she hu.


etc etc.

:D

[Scott R. Brown]

We cannot endorse challenges here on the forum....challanges either. :rolleyes:

So basically you are challenging EVERYONE to NOT challenge ANYONE?:confused:

[bawang]

my sigong tell me not ot chalenge for save honer

[Hardwork108]

my sigong tell me not ot chalenge for save honer

That would be because in your case, the "saving the honor" boat has sailed a long time ago....

[bawang]

you are a stupid gay

devoid of honoer wing chun scum

[Hardwork108]

you are a stupid gay

devoid of honoer wing chun scum

You are so easy to upset.:D

[bawang]

you know wing chun from red boat opera?

you do know chinese opera houses were full of male prostitutes?

[Hardwork108]

you know wing chun from red boat opera?
No, I learned my Wing Chun from the Royal Opera. It is superior to your gay MMA...:D


you do know chinese opera houses were full of male prostitutes?
Don't tell me that they ripped you off!

Well, if you are that way inclined, then you deserved what you got, or not got.....lol

[bawang]

i am actually quite serious. this is the reason i dont like wing chun. lots of southern kung fu talk about bridging and sensitivity. opera houses had lots of male prostitutes.

[Hardwork108]

i am actually quite serious. this is the reason i dont like wing chun. lots of southern kung fu talk about bridging and sensitivity. opera houses had lots of male prostitutes.

:eek:I am beginning to see STICKY HANDS training with a different perspective! :eek:


Seriously: I suggest that you "like" or "dislike" wing chun on its merits as a martial art and not because of any other factor, wether real, or imagined.

[bawang]

Seriously: I suggest that you "like" or "dislike" wing chun on its merits as a martial art and not because of any other factor, wether real, or imagined.

this is a huge factor.

i dont want to learn a martial art that was trained by male prostitutes for self defence.

[Hardwork108]

this is a huge factor.

i dont want to learn a martial art that was trained by male prostitutes for self defence.

Imagine the advantage you will have over other styles when it comes to defending your rear gate......:p

Serioulsy, this is the first time I hear about this male prostitute thing....LOL

Even if this were true, it does not mean that the style's developers and all of its students were such..:rolleyes:

[KC Elbows]

I'm sick of bloody lupins.

[taai gihk yahn]

I'm sick of bloody lupins.

why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver or a Velasquez for the outside loo?

[wenshu]

I, for one, much prefer Matisse during my daily constitutionals.

http://maraahmed.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/matisse-the-blue-nude-1907.jpg

Keep Velázquez in the study where he belongs.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2499/4365885515_4e51d02909.jpg

[Lucas]

Boris Vallejo ftw hands down!

[Syn7]

Imagine the advantage you will have over other styles when it comes to defending your rear gate......:p

Serioulsy, this is the first time I hear about this male prostitute thing....LOL

Even if this were true, it does not mean that the style's developers and all of its students were such..:rolleyes:

are you saying male prostitutes cant fight??? i bet they get knocked around alot... you learn more from one fight than you do in six months in the gym...

[Hardwork108]

are you saying male prostitutes cant fight???

I wouldn't know. Tell me, how many male prostitutes have you fought with?



i bet they get knocked around alot... you learn more from one fight than you do in six months in the gym...

To be honest, I don't train in a gym. I train in a kwoon. So, I learn a lot more kung fu than those people who go to "gyms". :D

[IronWeasel]

are you saying male prostitutes cant fight??? i bet they get knocked around alot... you learn more from one fight than you do in six months in the gym...


This is true.

I remember the time that Monique got me in his guard....

I tapped something.

[bawang]

To be honest, I don't train in a gym. I train in a kwoon. So, I learn a lot more kung fu than those people who go to "gyms". :D

what are you afraid of? what are your crimes?

[Iron_Eagle_76]

To be honest, I don't train in a gym. I train in a kwoon. So, I learn a lot more kung fu than those people who go to "gyms".

Yep, because calling it a kwoon immediately makes it authentic chinese training and ensures that you are training "teh realz" kung fu, pretty much the same as when you put on silk pajamas and dance around like a fairy.:D

[Hardwork108]

Yep, because calling it a kwoon immediately makes it authentic chinese training and ensures that you are training "teh realz" kung fu, pretty much the same as when you put on silk pajamas and dance around like a fairy.:D

Some of you guys are really LOST as regards TCMA training, but now worries, as I have a great sense of humor...

Tell me, would you refer to a Traditional Karate Dojo a "gym"?

[Hardwork108]

what are you afraid of? what are your crimes?

Well, to be honest, a lot of people who train in "gyms" smell bad, and I am afraid that they will defeat me with their super duper deadly odors.

Kwoon people are very clean.:D

[Lucas]

a group of people sweating for 2-3 hours will stink, no matter what the name of the building. unless they dont work up a sweat...

[Hardwork108]

a group of people sweating for 2-3 hours will stink, no matter what the name of the building. unless they dont work up a sweat...

Well, us kung fu people take regular baths and use deodorants.....:D

[sanjuro_ronin]

Boris Vallejo ftw hands down!

Indeed:
http://fantasy.mrugala.net/Boris%20Vallejo%201999-2004/Boris%20Vallejo%201999%20-%2001.jpg