Karatawondo!!!!

[RenDaHai]

KARATAWONDO!!!!

The Hands of Death, a deadly combination of both I.T.F AND W.T.F Taekwondo!

Whats the funniest name of a McDojo you have ever seen?

I always remember at a leisure centre I used to train in england there was a style called 'VAMBUDO' and it was created by 'Master Vamplew'...... And the class was called the Vambudo Vipers! (seriously). I mean for all I know it might have been really good, just an awful awful name.

There have got to be better ones out there.....?

[bawang]

i dont make fun of mcdojos because people do it for fun and they are happy.

[RenDaHai]

Your right Bawang, your a saint, I feel ashamed of myself. My apologies to Great Grand Master Vamplew. And to the Gold belt Shaolin Ninja master who created Karatawondo.

[MasterKiller]

TaeKwonDo school down the street from me just changed it's name to Price MMA. :rolleyes:

[David Jamieson]

I see many schools that have always done Karate, TKD, Kung Fu etc are virtually all now offering MMA classes. lol.

[Iron_Eagle_76]

Anytime there is a "fad" or flavor of the week the band wagon gets jumped on. Pretty much any former krotty, kung fu, taekwondo, blah, blah, that instantly becomes MMA is most likely a McDojo. They know what is on people's minds and what sounds good.

[Hebrew Hammer]

I see many schools that have always done Karate, TKD, Kung Fu etc are virtually all now offering MMA classes. lol.

That and zumba...

[wenshu]

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[Lucas]

http://www.juliusbloop.com/grumpy/footfist3.jpg

[Brule]

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Ok, this is how you make a gun with your hand. And this is how i look serious....

[Brule]

How about "Hot Yoga"!! Man, i am so outta touch that the first time i heard about it i immediately wanted to join. Until i found out it was just yoga done in a hot room :p

[David Jamieson]

That and zumba...

...and Kinect with Michael Jackson!

This new millennium is gonna rock the fat off! :p

[taai gihk yahn]

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Forgetabowtit!


Ok, there was a school who used to compete at all the local open-style tournies called "Arango Systems" - well, the sensei's last name was Arango, so, ok; but they used to do their forms while making the most outlandish, simian-like noises, and so the name "Arangotangs" was born...

there was a local teacher with the appellation Chaka Zulu, and his style was thus known as "Zujitsu" (groan...)

in terms of "linguistic drift", there was an arnis / jujitsu master by the name of Professor Visitacion, who everyone called "Professor V", which morphed into his system being called "Vee Arnis Jitsu"

the best I ever saw tho was a gentleman who competed at the early NACMAF tournies in Baltimore back in the late 80 / early 90's - on the sides of his pants were written the words "Ghetto Fu"...
:eek:
one could not make such a thing up if one tried...

[RenDaHai]

Ah, Ghetto Fu's the winner so far! I want to get that printed on a head band....

[taai gihk yahn]

Ah, Ghetto Fu's the winner so far! I want to get that printed on a head band....

talk to Ngokfei - I think he has it imprinted in reverse on various parts of his body...:eek: :p

[SPJ]

respecting the origins of things

if you specialize in kara te, then you add something to it

you may call your stuff a certain ryu.

if you specialize in tae kwon do, like wise

if you have both

then still recognizing what is most important for you for the most part

again still call your stuff kara te and so and so ryu.

or tkd so and so ryu etc etc.

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[SPJ]

kara ta won do

emtpy kicking fist way.

????

korean? japanese?

:confused:

[Violent Designs]

i realize i hate violence and fist fights cuz they are danger to use in.

u can realy hurt urself or someone else but actually more hurt urself cuz violent attacks and knifes and guns and other stuffs weapon are bad anad danger.

so i stop caring about how strong i am in kung fu but more focus on training myself for improve

actually for street fight best way is find urself friend of big black man and make him be scare another person.

so nobody fight u becuse they are scare of big balck guys

[taai gihk yahn]

i realize i hate violence and fist fights cuz they are danger to use in.

u can realy hurt urself or someone else but actually more hurt urself cuz violent attacks and knifes and guns and other stuffs weapon are bad anad danger.

so i stop caring about how strong i am in kung fu but more focus on training myself for improve

actually for street fight best way is find urself friend of big black man and make him be scare another person.

so nobody fight u becuse they are scare of big balck guys

bro, that guy was here yesterday, Gene already banned him...

[Punch.HeadButt]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dorm-dummy.jpg

Seemed relevant. :p

[bawang]

the funniest mcdojo name ive ever heard of is wing chun.

[Scott R. Brown]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dorm-dummy.jpg

Seemed relevant. :p

That was one awesomely cool black dude!!!!!!