Black Bear

[Lucas]

Has teh deadly...

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/man-woman-killed-after-flying-black-bear-crashes-through-their-vehicle-in-canada/story-e6frf7jx-1226071687361

[David Jamieson]

Black Bear failed to survive.
However, he did kill two humans.

[Lucas]

thats a two fer one

[Lucas]

if i died like this i would expect one awesome eulogy

[sanjuro_ronin]

Big suckers.
Freaky accidents but how do we know that this wasn't some kamikaze move on the part of the bear?

[Lucas]

im tellin ya....those black bears...cant trust em

[JamesC]

...Blackbear appearing in your heeaadddliiigghhtt....
...Take these broken claws and learn to fly...
...All your life...
...You were only waiting for this moment to arise...

[Lucas]

nice!!!!!! i wonder if anyone gave the humans a death poem. after all, that is the most important poem.

[sanjuro_ronin]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jp-Y_pSujQA/TCWxcqMAHrI/AAAAAAAAvLE/gI2s-yTbB_M/s1600/naughty+bear+nurses.jpg

[David Jamieson]

nice!!!!!! i wonder if anyone gave the humans a death poem. after all, that is the most important poem.

death poem for humans:

black bear coming in your headlighhhhttttss
take a turn or he will smash your heads
all your life
you never thought this would be how you wind up dead

Black Bear crash
Black Bear smash
into that night drivers dash....

Black bear jumping in your car at night
take your broken limbs and let em lie
all your life
you were only waiting for this epic way to die
you were only waiting for this epic way to die

[BJJ-Blue]

I've seen deer get hit by cars and survive. That car must either been flying or been a tank to kill a black bear.

[sanjuro_ronin]

I've seen deer get hit by cars and survive. That car must either been flying or been a tank to kill a black bear.

Nissan Pathfinder is a full size SUV

[MasterKiller]

Black Bear, huh?

Well, Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger doesn't give a sh1t.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

[David Jamieson]

badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom-snake it's a snake! Oooooo it's a snake... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI)

[sanjuro_ronin]

Badgers? BADGERS? We don't need no stinking Badgers !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54