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MasterKiller
06-15-2011, 12:21 PM
People used to kill people with hand-to-hand weapon. So, people trained to make killing other people easier, and other people trained to defend against being killed.

Then guns became popular.

So people started training to keep fit so they wouldn't gross out the MILFs at the waterpark on Saturday mornings.

The End.
GeneChing
06-15-2011, 12:22 PM
I bet most of you still gross out the MILFs at the waterpark.
David Jamieson
06-15-2011, 12:24 PM
People used to kill people with hand-to-hand weapon. So, people trained to make killing other people easier, and other people trained to defend against being killed.

Then guns became popular.

So people started training to keep fit so they wouldn't gross out the MILFs at the waterpark on Saturday mornings.

The End.

+1 for unbearable truth telling...
Razaunida
06-15-2011, 12:25 PM
I don't....because by the time we become friendly they have already passed out.


I say that because I'm a surgeon. Get it?
MasterKiller
06-15-2011, 12:27 PM
I bet most of you still gross out the MILFs at the waterpark.

I'm all about the GILFs.

http://www.atomicpopcorn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/helen-mirren1.jpg
Iron_Eagle_76
06-15-2011, 12:28 PM
I bet most of you still gross out the MILFs at the waterpark.

http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/health/images/Obese-Man-03.jpg
David Jamieson
06-15-2011, 12:29 PM
http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/health/images/Obese-Man-03.jpg

so this was before you opened the club then? I see you still have those same red shorts...:p
Iron_Eagle_76
06-15-2011, 12:31 PM
so this was before you opened the club then? I see you still have those same red shorts...:p

You should see the pink ones!:eek:
lkfmdc
06-15-2011, 12:32 PM
http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/health/images/Obese-Man-03.jpg

what's Frank got to do with any of this?
GeneChing
06-15-2011, 12:37 PM
My eyes. My god**** eyes.

I should ban you for that.

;)
hskwarrior
06-15-2011, 12:41 PM
what's Frank got to do with any of this?

I still have more hair than you. well on my head. you back may be another story. :rolleyes:

that pic of me must have been before i started having a goatee.....but, i'm not that skinny any more.

Still look better than you........

http://hirshhorn.si.edu/dynamic/pages/image_1_351.jpg