Inhaling Demon Spirits

[Snipsky]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dcd_1309222110

[SimonM]

I used to inhale demon spirits but I had to give it up - it's a really expensive habit.

[wenshu]

I used to inhale demon spirits but I had to give it up - it's a really expensive habit.

I can quit karate whenever I want.

I just choose not to.

[teetsao]

kung fu is steeped in the occult. many forms of qigong are actually incantations for possesion. many masters of old obtained powers from this type of training. tibetan arts contain lots of these practices. ancestor worship which was and still is very popular in the east,is nothing more than demon spirits. you cant come bac and you cant comunicate from the beyond. if you are comunicating with a spirit of a relative,it is not them,it is called a "familliar" spirit. it is a demon. robertson is right on some of this.

[Drake]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qs7YsKfczho/TUxLOkzYuFI/AAAAAAAABME/zl-tJ-YYwD0/s1600/2235_dr_evil_right_thumb.jpg

[cerebus]

Heh, heh, I stopped drinking rum long ago. That's a demon spirit if ever there was one! :D

[TenTigers]

hmmmm, someone's been smokin absinthe....

[goju]

I think this guy inhaled and held his breath for a biiiiiit tooo long:eek:

[Yum Cha]

I once tried demon spirits, but I didn't inhale.

[David Jamieson]

The Brothers Grimm profited a lot from Fairy tales.

[donjitsu2]

I used to inhale demon spirits but I had to give it up - it's a really expensive habit.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZizhgdF1lfY/TgnZXGb8owI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/TLKODbJbgRU/s1600/adam+inhale+a+demon.JPG


Myth Confirmed

[Snipsky]

Let's have a huge KFM group smoke out and inhale this demon....

http://365yogastudy.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/picture-24.png

[Snipsky]

http://romancatholicblog.typepad.com/roman_catholic_blog/images/482pxwilliamadolphe_bouguereau_18251905_.jpg

[TenTigers]

what's that guy on the bottom looking at..?

[Northwind]

kung fu is steeped in the occult. many forms of qigong are actually incantations for possesion. many masters of old obtained powers from this type of training. tibetan arts contain lots of these practices. ancestor worship which was and still is very popular in the east,is nothing more than demon spirits. you cant come bac and you cant comunicate from the beyond. if you are comunicating with a spirit of a relative,it is not them,it is called a "familliar" spirit. it is a demon. robertson is right on some of this.

Everyone else's most absurd comments in this thread are more accurate than this nonsense.

[GeneChing]

I taught people to kill with swords. None of actually them did, but that was part of the teaching.

"teach rich people how to hurt their friends" :rolleyes: Wow, what a gem, Snipsky. Nice find!

http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/brucelee_chucknorris.jpg

[cerebus]

Dam it Gene! You've been inhaling them there deeeemon spirits again, haven't you?? :mad:

[GeneChing]

When I was in China, I experimented with demons a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again.

<burns moxa to cover up demon smoke smell>

[Brule]

Why would you wanna cover up that demon smoke smell? I thought it is more like a potpourri.

[GeneChing]

More like brimstone.

[Northwind]

Please no more racism. Demons need lovin too. :P

[Dragonzbane76]

http://romancatholicblog.typepad.com/roman_catholic_blog/images/482pxwilliamadolphe_bouguereau_18251905_.jpg

nice knee...:)

[Snipsky]

what's that guy on the bottom looking at..?

:eek: I don't even want to know.......

[Lucas]

hes not looking at anything, his eyes are rolled back into his head and he is dead.

[Lee Chiang Po]

There are no such things as demon spirits. There is no such thing as a spirit. All that exists is what you can see, feel, or touch.

[David Jamieson]

There are no such things as demon spirits. There is no such thing as a spirit. All that exists is what you can see, feel, or touch.

can you see the wind? are you certain that was wind? :p

What about hearing and tasting? :confused:

[Lucas]

I saw a demon once, no joke, I attacked it with an axe. I only call it a Demon cuz idk what else to call it

[David Jamieson]

I saw a demon once, no joke, I attacked it with an axe.

dude, that was a tree...

what have we told you about staying on the meds? hmmmn? yeah, that's what I thought.

[cerebus]

All that exists is what you can see, feel, or touch.

Ah, good to know. If I can't see, feel or touch it, it doesn't exist! Well now, that rules out a great deal of accepted science, doesn't it? :p

[Snipsky]

There are no such things as demon spirits. There is no such thing as a spirit. All that exists is what you can see, feel, or touch.

Are you really a human or a program? Is this reality or what you perceive to be reality....blue or red. you choose.

seriously, anyone who says that there is nothing after death is doomed to repeat life until they come to grips that there is more to existence that what science can tell you.

[David Jamieson]

Ah, good to know. If I can't see, feel or touch it, it doesn't exist! Well now, that rules out a great deal of accepted science, doesn't it? :p

poof and there goes Indonesia!

apparently, my universe is a comfortable office... hmmn

[Lucas]

dude, that was a tree...

what have we told you about staying on the meds? hmmmn? yeah, that's what I thought.

wtf man did I tell u that already cuz it actually was a tree but for deals a demon appeared its face in the side of it so I hacked at it and it went away

[David Jamieson]

Are you really a human or a program? Is this reality or what you perceive to be reality....blue or red. you choose.

seriously, anyone who says that there is nothing after death is doomed to repeat life until they come to grips that there is more to existence that what science can tell you.

what about people who simply state the truth?

As in: I don't know what happens when we die, if anything at all occurs is as yet unknown.

Is it ok to just state that you don't know?

As opposed to supporting an idea that can't be substantiated... :p

[Lucas]

Ya its ok that's what I do

[David Jamieson]

wtf man did I tell u that already cuz it actually was a tree but for deals a demon appeared its face in the side of it so I hacked at it and it went away

well yeah, if you hack at things with axes, they...go away. lol

leave the trees alone, don't you know what a dryad is?

[SimonM]

Cerberus:

Demons can not be demonstrated empirically to exist.

Furthermore demons need not exist for the universe to function as it is.

A combination of the absence of compelling evidence of their existence and the unnecessary character of their non-existence means that, although the absence of demons can no more be PROVEN than the absence of Almighty Thor we can infer that the balance of probability is so far against the existence of demons as to make the safest bet being their non-existence.

Furthermore I know no demons exist anymore because I single-handedly killed them all in 1999

[GeneChing]

All that exists is what you can see, feel, or touch.
I did not pass gas. In fact, that passed gas you smell doesn't even exist. It's just moxa smoke. Move along.

[David Jamieson]

I did not pass gas. In fact, that passed gas you smell doesn't even exist. It's just moxa smoke. Move along.

I'm appalled that it was you who jumped immediately on the obvious **** joke here.

Wait, no, I'm pleased. I meant pleased! :p

[Snipsky]

what about people who simply state the truth?

As in: I don't know what happens when we die, if anything at all occurs is as yet unknown.

Is it ok to just state that you don't know?

As opposed to supporting an idea that can't be substantiated...

Things happen in life that sometimes cannot be explained with words. everyone will experience it sometime in their life. however i believe in life after death.

[GeneChing]

I'm appalled that it was you who jumped immediately on the obvious **** joke here.

Wait, no, I'm pleased. I meant pleased! :p You're just upset because I beat you to the flatulence.

[Lucas]

well yeah, if you hack at things with axes, they...go away. lol

leave the trees alone, don't you know what a dryad is?

no dude but i just googled it. here is what happened to me. it was years ago, i was cutting wood, i looked over and there was a face staring at me in the tree. like it was the bark of the tree but it was a face i got scared ****less and hacked at it. then my axe was just in the tree. forever i have told myself i was hallucinating. but i did see it and i dont just get scared for nothing. anyway it was weird.

[Snipsky]

You're just upset because I beat you to the flatulence. ]

DJ, GENE CHING is your Fahrter......

[SimonM]

DJ, GENE CHING is your Fahrter......

No, it's not true! It's impossible!!!

[Lucas]

not only is it possible, it is probable!!

[Snipsky]

not only is it possible, it is probable!!

We are all Gene Ching's illegitimate and wayward children.....

Fahrter,.........we need you Fahrter.........Help us Fahrter.........

[Lucas]

what i really want then is my back dated allowance for cutting all that wood!

[Snipsky]

We should all show up one day at his office with big signs saying "We love you dad"

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16373809/view/1/type/png/width/178/height/178/i-love-you-dad_design.png

[Lucas]

http://www.oliveshirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Darth-Vader-Whos-Your-Daddy-T-Shirt.gif

[SimonM]

Yeah, you went that route. I started a thread saying Lucas poached the main overview of the plot to Star Wars from Liang Yusheng with specific (ok cherry-picked) examples down in martial media and popular culture. ;)

[Lucas]

So then, what you are saying is Gene Ching works for the emperor?

[Snipsky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ducos1bm0

lmao.......

[Snipsky]

So then, what you are saying is Gene Ching works for the emperor?

Yes, the owner of the KFM Death Star is Darth Chings Emperor.

[bawang]

pat robertson can inhale my penus

[Lucas]

lol way to put it in perspective bawang

[bawang]

i invite demons into my body to enhance my martial prowess. i do it all the time. so what?

[Lucas]

i invite demons into my body to enhance my martial prowess. i do it all the time. so what?

there is nothing wrong with that. in fact, if you can teach me how to gain demon power, i will give you a 20 pc bucket of extra original recipie.

[bawang]

thats easy. all you need is some nipple clamps , chalk , and a level 5 pulse laser

[Lucas]

dude...wtf am i going to find chalk...? dont waste my time man

[bawang]

just watch this instructional video and follow it step by step

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDv5VhbM3aY

[Lucas]

i scare...

[David Jamieson]

If anything, Gene is at best my brother. We are the same age in years.
The question really is, are we Sith or are we Jedi?

*EDIT*

WTF BAWANG?

Seriously, WTF????

[Lucas]

wrong!! Gene Ching is at least 400 years old.

[David Jamieson]

wrong!! Gene Ching is at least 400 years old.

Are you saying I'm not?

[Lucas]

well if you are 400 years old...then maybe Gene Ching is 800!!!

[Lucas]

so let me ask you this

at 400 years old if you f@rt dust, is it then in existance since we can see it?

[David Jamieson]

well if you are 400 years old...then maybe Gene Ching is 800!!!

I understand that Obi wan is actually O-B 1 and is actually the first generation of clones before the horde of bobba fetts.

It's a long time ago, far far away...

[Lucas]

dang i would like to see the army that killed those clones...were they demons?

[David Jamieson]

so let me ask you this

at 400 years old if you f@rt dust, is it then in existance since we can see it?

You can engage ALL your senses whilst interacting with my **** matter if that be your choosing. Just don't follow me when I get off the bus.

Thank you.

[TenTigers]

Pat Robertson doesn't know squat.
He is confusing sun da with sun gung.
Sun da people invoke the spirit into themselves for power, sun gung, inhale the spirit to exorcise it from someone else-very dangerous practice. Most sun-gung guys use a peachwood sword or another object to draw out the demon and either capture it, or kill it.

Lucas-did you get a bad vibe from the tree spirit, or did you just freak out? You may have injured a benevolent spirit, and now you can never have a relationship with the tree spirits. They will forever shun you. Don't try to make up or apologize. No more hugs from you. In the world of tree spirits, you will forever walk alone.
Don't even eat an apple...
I pity you.

[bawang]

this is what my ymca qigong class sounds like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&feature=related

pat robertson is telling the truth

[Lucas]

i felt that it was totally evil man. i got freaked out ya but something took control of me i had to smash it i didnt even think and then it was gone. but last time i went trailblazing the trees let me go to a really special glade where this one single baby tree was growing out of a mound that was given a circle of sunlight from the canopy, it was really peaceful and inviting and i took a nap there. people already think im crazy so being honest is ok. :eek: