taking steroids for kung fu

[bawang]

hi guys,

im wondering if anyone has tried steroids or any performance enhancing drugs for wushu or push hands competition, any advice, thanks

[Hardwork108]

hi guys,

im wondering if anyone has tried steroids or any performance enhancing drugs for wushu or push hands competition, any advice, thanks

I believe that Bruce Lee was a regular user of steroids which in one way or another contributed to his tragically untimely death.

[aussie1981]

wouldn't need it for push hands, wouldn't use them full stop coba. To many side effects, your nuts will shrink.

[SPJ]

protein shakes

protein drinks

are latest fads for muscle building.

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I heard that bei jing wushu team

they like eating a lot of pe king duck.

many 2008 beijing olympic winners also ate a lot of pe king duck.

oh

any steroid use is banned by olympic and wushu circles.

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:D

[SPJ]

I used to have a lot of muscle sprain or joint injury from shuai jiao all the time

we used tui na or massage and some oil or sa lon pas

I also ate a lot of pork feet in taiwan.

collagen, I was told that it would help rebuild joint and promote muscle healing

good for your muscle and joint

true or not

I ate a lot of pork feet before and after wrestling matches.

pe king duck is expensive

pork feet is becoming expensive, too.

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what do you eat or take as supplements?

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[David Jamieson]

Steroids help you heal faster so you can work harder and more.

You still have to work out like a mad man when you use steroids. You don't just shoot up and boom! muscles.


anyway, i've never thought that hard about competition or self loathing to bother with steroid use.

It's hard on your body, alters your mood (and not to a good one) shrinks your junk and when you stop, you're fizzuked as far as physical form goes.


teenage dumb is what steroids are out of proper context and service.

[SPJ]

here are 3 secret diets from my college shuai jiao days in early 1980s.

tom hank is riding a scooter in taipei to promote his new hollywood movie.

taipei has the most concentrated motorpeds and scooters/motor bikes in the world.

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lady gaga is in singapore

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1. oyster pancake with red hot chili pepper paste (o a jian)

2. stir fry beef/mutton with empty heart/stem veggie (kong xin cai)

3. a glass of taiwan beer.

and plus weight lifting and running.

:)

[bawang]

i think all the push hands champions are doping. just look at chan shall wong.

[Mattador]

Steroids help you heal faster so you can work harder and more.

You still have to work out like a mad man when you use steroids. You don't just shoot up and boom! muscles.


anyway, i've never thought that hard about competition or self loathing to bother with steroid use.

It's hard on your body, alters your mood (and not to a good one) shrinks your junk and when you stop, you're fizzuked as far as physical form goes.


teenage dumb is what steroids are out of proper context and service.



Your mood is already teenager like so steroids would not do much for you.

[donjitsu2]

Your mood is already teenager like so steroids would not do much for you.


http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081022010108/uncyclopedia/images/5/56/YouSuck.jpg

nothing personal...just saying.


@ bawang - here's an article I came across recently:

Steroids in MMA (http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sex_news_sports_funny_grok/steroids_in_mixed_martial_arts#bottom)

I know this isn't about wushu or pushhands but it may be helpful to give you some tips.


Train Hard,
Josh Skinner

[bawang]

does anoyne know if steroids can improve internal power

[David Jamieson]

does anoyne know if steroids can improve internal power

yes if you lack lymphocytes or have debilitating disease that withers tissue.

[bawang]

why are you such a negative nancy david jemison

[donjitsu2]

does anoyne know if steroids can improve internal power

Hmmm...I know Growth Hormone can increase the size of some peoples internal organs.

Bigger is better, right? So that may mean more power....you could digest the sh1t out of some food.

;)

[bawang]

i think bodybuilding competition and form competition should be combined. not only you be judged for form but also for the size of you muskles.

[Snipsky]

Your mood is already teenager like so steroids would not do much for you.

And this is Adult like? :confused:

[SPJ]

i think bodybuilding competition and form competition should be combined. not only you be judged for form but also for the size of you muskles.

yes. as in the old time

weight lifting is part of exam

so lift weight first

then so some form moves

3 to 5 moves well executed are enough

no need for 42 or 48 postures in entirety

better yet

add horse riding

and arrow shooting, too

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:)

[bawang]

then so some form moves


nope

hjgjhgjh

[donjitsu2]

I don't know if this is quite what you envision Bawang....but he is a bodybuilder and he does have the satin pajamas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUmKHIc9gA8&feature=related


It is, at least, pretty **** close.

[bawang]

ya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UHtaKmLQk&feature=related
this + bodybuilder division at the next tiger claw tournament

[SPJ]

3 to 5 moves well executed are enough



with sensors on arms and legs

with pressure sensors on a punching bag

so punch 3 times

kick 3 times

and throw 200# dummie 3 times

average the 3 recordings of speed, power and accuracy

so 1 punch, 1 kick and 1 throw

better yet, measure heart rate as well

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etc etc.

[MightyB]

If you're willing to take the time to put in the effort to actually go to a gym and work out - then creatine works and is legal and won't cause all of the nasty side effects that are associated with steroids. If you work hard and use it with a protein supplement - you'll get steroid like results as far as mass is concerned.

[David Jamieson]

why are you such a negative nancy david jemison

It's "Negative Nelly" and quit spelling my name wrong, it's right there in front of my post for effs sake. :p

Ima call you *****wing if you don't stop spelling my name wrong.

[Lucas]

It's "Negative Nelly" and quit spelling my name wrong, it's right there in front of my post for effs sake.

lol its funny everyone spells your name wrong.

[bawang]

davif jmefnodn

[David Jamieson]

lol its funny everyone spells your name wrong.

well, there are a lot of mentally impaired individuals in a martial arts forum.

But *****wing here is just fail at times. lol


"*****wing" :p

[Lucas]

haha *****wing!!

is it pick on jerimiahson today?

[David Jamieson]

haha *****wing!!

is it pick on jerimiahson today?

You will now be lukeass :mad:



:p

[Lucas]

You will now be lukeass :mad:



:p

lol ya like i havnt heard that one before ;):p

sometimes people can also call me Locust. Or Mucus...or pukeass...haha

[TenTigers]

I don't know if this is quite what you envision Bawang....but he is a bodybuilder and he does have the satin pajamas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUmKHIc9gA8&feature=related


It is, at least, pretty **** close.
that guy's a rip! He doesn't even know how to punch and he can't even hold his stance. He bounces like a white belt on his first day.
I love youtube.

[David Jamieson]

I don't know if this is quite what you envision Bawang....but he is a bodybuilder and he does have the satin pajamas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUmKHIc9gA8&feature=related


It is, at least, pretty **** close.

yeah, that is old, but it's still the same old big queer who wants to pretend he is bad ass. lol

guys like that tend to be dropped like bad habits. :p

[bawang]

you just jealous of his giant muskles. omega male.

[David Jamieson]

you just jealous of his giant muskles. omega male.

lol, listen skinny hips, ribs like a girl, I think you're jealous of the big queers. :p

[bawang]

nope sdfdfg

[David Jamieson]

nope sdfdfg

yep.

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[SPJ]

you have to be certain size to sumo wrestel.

so you eat lots of rice

and no steroid at all.

:)

[donjitsu2]

you have to be certain size to sumo wrestel.

so you eat lots of rice

and no steroid at all.

:)

I don't know...i've always thought sumo was a little weird:


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H8L0OEO9bx4/SK2ImJRaF7I/AAAAAAAAAPg/Q46oZS_yGMQ/s400/sumo-wrestling-crack.jpg


http://marcvaldez.blogspot.com/sumo_ballet.jpg


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0lwnabPrZ1qz5t09o1_500.jpg



can't quite put my finger on it.

[David Jamieson]

crikey a sumo lemon party?

what next?

oh wait... it's japan, they have a different kind of normal there... :p

[SPJ]

my point is that

there are many other ways to get there or where you want to go

other than taking the pills

steroid or any other "performance enhancing" pills.

follow the law of nature

and not tweaking it or messing with mother nature

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