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MasterKiller
08-03-2011, 07:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO3hNjYCtwc

lkfmdc
08-03-2011, 08:03 AM
this has to be NYC, but yet it seems to be another subway system :D

TenTigers
08-03-2011, 08:46 AM
Wing Chun? Ahh, yer just a hater. I saw a patch on the back of his Bruce LeRoy jacket with a coiled cobra or something.

lkfmdc
08-03-2011, 08:48 AM
Wing Chun? Ahh, yer just a hater. I saw a patch on the back of his Bruce LeRoy jacket with a coiled cobra or something.

he was some sort of Bruce Leroy kung fu wannabe... come on, admit it!

TenTigers
08-03-2011, 09:10 AM
he was some sort of Bruce Leroy kung fu wannabe... come on, admit it!
oh most definitely. Anyone who wears that jacket with the white frog buttons and cuffs on the streets is a candidate for the Bruce Leroy Wannabe Kung-Fu Mastuh's Club.

He'd have more cool points if he had a patch of that hand thingy that Caine had....

lkfmdc
08-03-2011, 09:12 AM
he should have shaved his head and put fake dots on his head

MasterKiller
08-03-2011, 09:27 AM
he should have shaved his head and put fake dots on his head

No, the tapout beanie rounded out his wanna-be-ness.

TenTigers
08-03-2011, 09:28 AM
Have you seen "Undercover Brother," he hangs out in Chinatown-black dude about twenties/thirties, wears red lipstick and is always doing "Kong Foo"

got'im;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGGAlobkfuA

lkfmdc
08-03-2011, 09:45 AM
Have you seen "Undercover Brother," he hangs out in Chinatown-black dude about twenties/thirties, wears red lipstick and is always doing "Kong Foo"

got'im;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGGAlobkfuA

I guess I don't get out enough

HumbleWCGuy
08-03-2011, 09:46 AM
It was probably Terrence Niehoff if it were WC so I am not going to get my panties in a twist.

rett
08-03-2011, 01:27 PM
That bald ashole in the leather jacket was only able to get off that surprise shot because the transvestite got in between them and blocked line of sight.

The crazy singing lady was an innocent crazy. Mess with a person like that is terrible karma.

The transvestite was some evil meddlesome sh1t that really amped up the tension.

Hardwork108
08-04-2011, 05:12 AM
That just goes to show what happens when your practice kickboxing and then wear a kung fu outfit pretending to be a TCMA-ist.

I don't know who was more crazy, the singing woman or the kickboxer kung fu-ist who pushed an obviously aggressive and confident person and then went on to cross his arms and did not try and maintain visual contact with him :eek::confused:

I mean the guy could have pulled out a knife or something. Or perhaps the big guy would not have been there to save his butt.

And again, crossing his arms after having pushed that guy, lol,. I guess he was following some modernized kickboxing take on the Central Line Theory.

Anyway, I hope that he learned his lesson and will seek out real kung fu schooling. :)

LFJ
08-04-2011, 06:30 AM
Bald guy got straight to punching, while our kung-fu boy wasted time trying to do a little foot sweep, meanwhile eating punches.... sometimes martial arts are a detriment, or rather thinking you know something and trying a "technique" is. Bald guy got it. Just punch him.

sanjuro_ronin
08-04-2011, 07:10 AM
Priceless:
This video features everything that is great about the internet. Fighting, ninja outfits, trannys, fat guys, foreign gospel music, and crime!

lkfmdc
08-04-2011, 07:13 AM
someone MUST edit the subway and the dolphin tank clips together! THAT would be epic

sanjuro_ronin
08-04-2011, 07:16 AM
someone MUST edit the subway and the dolphin tank clips together! THAT would be epic

The lesson?
Hit first, hit hard, LMAO !!

On a serious note, what you will find in ALL of these "real world" clips is that the ability to hit first and keep hitting is crucial to survival, outside of that, we need the punching power to make those shots count.
If you have one or the other, you are ok, if you have neither, you suck big duck ass !

Dale Dugas
08-04-2011, 07:43 AM
duck ass?

dear lord........

Snipsky
08-04-2011, 08:22 AM
The dude in the waiters jacket should have minded his business until something was about to really go down. still, when you put your hands on someone you should expect that they might strike you for it.

i would have ignored the crazy lady. I'll repeat tho, stay out of people's business or expect some sh1t to go down.

and once the fight started it sounded like the lady said "no more pussie for you" LOL

Sardinkahnikov
08-04-2011, 08:43 AM
Guy in red reminds me of someone....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GpzjqN7FPg0/TPApa056t8I/AAAAAAAAALE/Z10lCf8MNkI/s400/hamish_braveheart.jpg

IronWeasel
08-04-2011, 09:19 AM
duck ass?

dear lord........


I think he means it.

doug maverick
08-04-2011, 10:11 AM
this has to be NYC, but yet it seems to be another subway system :D

i can say that something like this wouldnt happen in nyc. come on dave you know how many people sing on the train in a day. and then the holy rollers who come on the train screaming and yelling. and the pan handlers...something like a woman singing would just be ignored because everyone would have there music playing or reading or both...only in LA, the land of fruits and nuts...where every nut is a little fruity and every fruit is a little nutty.

lkfmdc
08-04-2011, 10:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxWYyz0i3fQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az4qASdPD4Y

nothing ever happens in NYC :D

goju
08-04-2011, 10:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms7hT1Dv3uM

BLOODY LOCO!!:D

lkfmdc
08-04-2011, 11:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms7hT1Dv3uM

BLOODY LOCO!!:D

how did you find the video of the one time Jamieson and I met? :p

doug maverick
08-04-2011, 11:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxWYyz0i3fQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az4qASdPD4Y

nothing ever happens in NYC :D

and yet not one over a lady singing...lol

teetsao
08-04-2011, 11:49 AM
this guy made several obvious mistakes. but his main one was pushing the guy,then just standing there and not watching what was going on.if you ush someone,be ready to fight. he should learn wing chun,small confined space fighting.he couldnt even throw the guy trying to o-soto-gari him while standing straight up,not gonna work.

wenshu
08-04-2011, 12:27 PM
Have you seen "Undercover Brother," he hangs out in Chinatown-black dude about twenties/thirties, wears red lipstick and is always doing "Kong Foo"

got'im;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGGAlobkfuA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTPeVn6uh_Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXOqpw5bfGQ

goju
08-04-2011, 01:05 PM
how did you find the video of the one time Jamieson and I met? :p

I assume you were Mr.Loco?:D

taai gihk yahn
08-04-2011, 02:14 PM
Kung Fu boy's 3 mistakes:

1) he got involved in the first place

2) he clearly misread the other guy's body language (confident, balanced, clearly experienced as a "str33t fighter"), and in fact adopted a terrible position himself

3) put his hands on the other guy first!!!

deserved what he got, hopefully it was a wake-up call

bawang
08-04-2011, 02:39 PM
i wanted to see him cry. why didnt he cry?

i want to see him cry like nancy kerrigan.

David Jamieson
08-05-2011, 05:25 AM
how did you find the video of the one time Jamieson and I met? :p

You should've just let me read my book.

whacko...

lkfmdc
08-05-2011, 07:45 AM
You should've just let me read my book.

whacko...

you had it upside down and kept reading the cover

taai gihk yahn
08-05-2011, 02:10 PM
how did you find the video of the one time Jamieson and I met? :p

really? I couldn't from that footage that the tranny and the big bearded guy got together afterwards...

Crosshandz
08-05-2011, 02:50 PM
How have I not seen this video before? The excitable lady just adds to the comedy of the situation with her commentary about "unacceptable" violence. :D Oh dear poor Kung fu guy. I've said it before and I'll say it again: you get better at fighting by actually fighting.

Kung fu guy looks like he's rarely, if ever, had a real fight. The average guy who has been a few bar fights is likely to win against most martial arts hobbyists cos nothing beats experience. The reason most MMA guys would batter most other guys in a real fight is cos MMA involves a lot of sparring and you can only absorb lessons about timing, range, distance etc. by getting smacked in the face a few times.

Its all well and good talking about empty stance being used to move fast if you've never tried to use it when someone launches a chopping kick at your thigh. Its lovely to talk about bridging if you've never actually tried to do it to someone who is using full force to try and brake your bridge and smash your face in. Kungfu guy went for a hip throw and got all his angles wrong which is clear evidence that he'd never tried to do this against a resistant opponent. :rolleyes:

As it seems a wonderful time for a Bruce Lee comment I'll say the moral of this story is: "boards dont hit back". ;)

wiz cool c
08-05-2011, 07:52 PM
wearing a kung fu jacket on the subway then getting video taped getting your ass kicked. doesn't get more embarrassing then that. spanish girl in the green hoody is cute though.

Darthlawyer
08-05-2011, 09:36 PM
Eh, I wouldn't say he gets "destroyed". He got hit a few times because that weird old lady/man got between them. The hands or arms crossed posture is more indicative of a non-threatening posture, sometimes suggested (not necessarily a good idea) in law enforcement. He pushed the guy back a bit because the guy was apparently making threatening statements and he might have reasonably felt that the lady was in some danger.

So, he got hit a few times and was unsuccessful in sweeping the guy. I'd attribute this more to just being an unpredictable situation. Sweeping/throwing in a cramped area like that is generally a bad idea. I think this guy is more of an MMA-wannabe who's dressed like a TCMA wannabe. That cramped of an area its a bad idea to go to throws/takedowns, when your opponent can just brace himself against whatever wall/furniture is nearby. If the guy was an actual kickboxer, he'd have faired far better--he'd be throwing a punch output more similar to his opponent.

Regardless, I gotta hand it to anyone who puts themselves into harm's way to protect someone. This guy could have had a knife or worse. We're sitting here on the internet criticizing him from the safety of our computers. Who knows how the fight might have gone if they had a bit more time to go? The frog-button wearer took a good cheap shot on the chin and recovered. Good for him.

Lokhopkuen
08-07-2011, 03:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxpt2eCm0ig&feature=youtube_gdata_player

hskwarrior
08-07-2011, 03:25 PM
just cause he wore bruce lee's jacket doesn't mean he knows gung fu!!!!!

Lokhopkuen
08-07-2011, 03:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTPeVn6uh_Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXOqpw5bfGQ

That's funny Robertson Rock that's literally on my block ha ha ha!

Lokhopkuen
08-07-2011, 03:28 PM
just cause he wore bruce lee's jacket doesn't mean he knows gung fu!!!!!

Only kung Fu men wear this jacket :)
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q69/lokhopkuen/Scan4-1.jpg
((((Gene Chingy made me wear it))))

hskwarrior
08-07-2011, 03:39 PM
Only kung Fu men wear this jacket

yeah maybe in the 80's hahahaha

Lokhopkuen
08-07-2011, 03:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFz5N6SiuUQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Yum Cha
08-07-2011, 11:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFz5N6SiuUQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Bwahahahahaha!